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[solo_insanity]

[Trying to get across this hallway? Better get a running start, because spanning the middle of the hallway is Tyki sitting in one chair with his feet propped up on another

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[heartlessbooks]

...Ya actually believe in that myth, Tyki?

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[solo_insanity]

[Not moving from his spot.]

Come now, can you truly blame me for picking one that I like? However, don't let me sway your decision. If fire and brimstone is what your heart truly desires, who am I to take that away from you?

[solo_insanity]

Besides, you wouldn't even know what to do with forty virgins, would you? Being one yourself.

[heartsbook]

Sad ta say, 'm not a virgin anymore. [And he hasn't been for a good while now]

[promisedlotus]

Deal with it. [Walking past that chair of yours :T]

[solo_insanity]

[Is just sitting here being a roadblock. Going to have to climb over him.]

A second one to cross my path, but I must admit neither of you are my type.

[Tips his hat back and talks to the ceiling.]

Could you send some females down here? I admit you were closer with the second, but still not quite there.

[promisedlotus]

[Eyetwitch.] I can hear you. Now move.

[solo_insanity]

Move? I'm afraid you need to head back the way you came to whoever manages these things and tell them my complaints. You can't just offer something like that and not follow through with it.

[solo_insanity]

[Whistles. He didn't think his trick earlier would work. Though, he isn't looking at that tummy of hers, so showing or no... actually, who is he kidding himself. He'd probably react the same way if he knew or didn't.]

No? My, my, I could be convinced to overlook this one expectation. For you, of course.

[solo_insanity]

[Very much so. So much in fact that he'll offer a spot on his lap for her.]

Anyone who is able to tame Cross into a kitten should receive some benefits, shouldn't she?

[manontheinside]

You... what?

[solo_insanity]

Well, there is one. Thirty-nine to go.

[manontheinside]

... Why are you doing this?

[solo_insanity]

The gift is supposed to be forty virgins. And here I am counting said virgins. Is there anything else you wish to know?

[ivorylullabies]

[This Cheating Lass is raising an eyebrow.]

Forty what?

[solo_insanity]

[Gives her a quick glance up and down.]

That's makes two. Perhaps I should have mentioned something earlier.

[ivorylullabies]

[jfkaljfajdka! Huffing at, so hard... totally not a virgin. Totally not a virgin. But does she tell him this or not? Hmm.]

That's none of your business, Tyki!

[solo_insanity]

[Tyki will just fold his arms in his lap and look smug. Really, not much different from his regular routine, but enjoying her miffed expression all the same.]

I'm only playing the lot that was given to me. And you can't blame a man for trying, can you?

[Lifts a hand and motions her to come closer.]