[What's that heavenly smell? It's your favorite food in the whole world, and it's coming from just beyond that doorway. In fact, there's a feast laid out. Surely it can't hurt to find that one thing
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[This is why we can't have nice things, Dressing Room. He doesn't even want your stupid soba anymore, keep it.
He's got badges ranging from "Killed a Noah" to "Caught in mistletoe" to "Got a girlfriend (shockingly)", "Affected by a tea party" is on there twice, "Killed and revived" at least twice, and currently he's try to tear an "Attempted murder on your best friend" off.
There's also a "Lost memories of previous stay in the Dressing Room" on the very hem of the back of his coat, if anyone can actually see it. Kanda can't]
[Begins readin badges while munching. Pauses to read allowed the ones that interest him.]
"Mistletoe? Tea party?"
[Notices the one he's fighting with currently and smiles.]
"Attempted murder on your best friend. I see, so you and Lavi are close. I didn't know he was your best friend." [Continues eating with zest, gobbling it down. He's actually really hungry. For some reason, these badges seem to suck strength from him, which makes him hungry.]
[... Decisions, decisions. He can either a) deny it, and have Beansprout follow implications he'd rather not follow or b) let him continue on with the impression that he and that hopping, red-headed ball of annoying are actually best friends]
... Sure. [Attempting to yank it off with new found vigor]
[Confused] ....You don't sound like you're talking about Lavi. [He quickly thumbs through the list of people he knows Kanda talks to in his head--it's a short list. It takes less than three seconds.]
Did you mean Lenalee? But I've never seen you attack her. And you and Marie get along great. The only one you really fight with...is me? But you hate me so I can't be... So that makes it Lavi, right? [Thinking, thinking... Oh shoot, his badges! Allen looks down. Yes, it's still there. He quickly hides a badge, taking his coat off. It doesn't work. The badges now attach themselves to his vest and shirt. He looks over the badges until he finds the one he was looking for. It's on the edge of his sleeve. He rolls up the end so Kanda can't see it. He wants to at least finish eating before he dies.]
D-do you need help with that badge? [Nervous, nervous, so nervous and it shows.]
... Nothing. [Turns back to his button frustration. He eventually gives up trying to pull it off and starts unbuttoning his coat so he can pull it off]
[Leans over and grabs one of the badges to get a closer look at it. It comes off in his hand. He immediately freaks and throws it back at Kanda, causing the badge to reattach itself.]
Okay, okay! Sorry, I didn't mean to take the badge off. [Returns to his plate of food, deciding it would probably be best if he disappeared now. "Worked as a bartender" appears on his shoulder but he doesn't notice. It's followed by "Sent to another deminsion" "Had a crush on a female version of Kanda" "Been hit by Lenalee's Dark Boots" and "Forced to dance with a man in a dress"]
What? [He notices the last badge.] Oh heck. I thought that was a one-time thing I could finally forget. [Begins tugging at badge. He's forgotten that Kanda has a clear view of his badges. "Gets drunk when depressed" is on his collar.]
[He just huffs and focuses his attention on getting his coat off and waded up, along with his gloves rather than Allen. Can't do much about the buttons on the rest of his clothes, but it helps some]
[Allen's managed to get a badge off. It's the "Bartender" badge. He discards it and it lands on the edge of Kanda's coat. Allen continues tugging at the "Man in a dress" badge.]
[The badge smacks Allen in the forehead, no doubt as it was intended to do. Allen looks up, glaring.] What was that for? [The badge falls on his leg and reattaches there.]
Hey! [Glares at Kanda.] Don't reattach the badges I take off!
He's got badges ranging from "Killed a Noah" to "Caught in mistletoe" to "Got a girlfriend (shockingly)", "Affected by a tea party" is on there twice, "Killed and revived" at least twice, and currently he's try to tear an "Attempted murder on your best friend" off.
There's also a "Lost memories of previous stay in the Dressing Room" on the very hem of the back of his coat, if anyone can actually see it. Kanda can't]
Tch!
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"Mistletoe? Tea party?"
[Notices the one he's fighting with currently and smiles.]
"Attempted murder on your best friend. I see, so you and Lavi are close. I didn't know he was your best friend." [Continues eating with zest, gobbling it down. He's actually really hungry. For some reason, these badges seem to suck strength from him, which makes him hungry.]
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... Sure. [Attempting to yank it off with new found vigor]
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Did you mean Lenalee? But I've never seen you attack her. And you and Marie get along great. The only one you really fight with...is me? But you hate me so I can't be... So that makes it Lavi, right? [Thinking, thinking... Oh shoot, his badges! Allen looks down. Yes, it's still there. He quickly hides a badge, taking his coat off. It doesn't work. The badges now attach themselves to his vest and shirt. He looks over the badges until he finds the one he was looking for. It's on the edge of his sleeve. He rolls up the end so Kanda can't see it. He wants to at least finish eating before he dies.]
D-do you need help with that badge? [Nervous, nervous, so nervous and it shows.]
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No, I don't.
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-Silence- [Gulps and loosens collar. Takes a deep breath and busys himself with loading his plate with food, not looking at Kanda.]
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S-s-sorry! I didn't mean to!
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Stares at. Scowls and reaches to shove him back] Stop looking at them, they're none of your business!
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What? [He notices the last badge.] Oh heck. I thought that was a one-time thing I could finally forget. [Begins tugging at badge. He's forgotten that Kanda has a clear view of his badges. "Gets drunk when depressed" is on his collar.]
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Hey! [Glares at Kanda.] Don't reattach the badges I take off!
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Have to have a best friend before you can kill them.
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