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[itisasillyplace]

[Cyril is pacing up and down a room that's at the borders of the South Wing, occasionally glancing in the direction of a cot that's situated by the window. Sitting on a chair beside the cot is an Akuma, dressed as a nanny. The room is clearly a nursery, and the occupant of the cot is indisputably a baby...a baby who appears to be about a month old

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[halfcocked]

You got one too?!

[itisasillyplace]

Do you mean - you have one as well?!

[halfcocked]

No!

--I mean, yeah, actually, I--with that one Tyki, but that's not what I even meant!!

[itisasillyplace]

Oh, so he's going around making babies with anyone? I'm hurt, truly. But my baby is surely cuter than yours~!

[halfcocked]

It is not--

[ . . . peering at Cyril's baby]

And yeah, duh, that's what that Tyki does, he just makes babies all the fucking time. I thought maybe you actually got a chick pregnant though since everyone else is.

[itisasillyplace]

Hmph. This is far more convenient, if unnatural.

[The baby smiles at Devit. She really is a super cute baby.]

What happened to your baby? Did it...magically disappear, or did you give it away?

[halfcocked]

. . . You'd rather do that shit with Tyki than have sex? Are you a moron!? Anyway, Tyki's got our baby. I go see her sometimes. [sort of mumbling, uncomfortable]

[also, looking at the baby, fascinated]

[itisasillyplace]

[He sniffs. In the meantime, the baby waves her arms around a little.]

Oh, how cruel of you. Of course anyone would rather have had sex with Tyki, but if there had to be a sudden, unexpected baby, at least no-one had to become pregnant, yes?

...We should introduce the babies to each other! They're technically siblings.