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[itisasillyplace]

[Cyril is pacing up and down a room that's at the borders of the South Wing, occasionally glancing in the direction of a cot that's situated by the window. Sitting on a chair beside the cot is an Akuma, dressed as a nanny. The room is clearly a nursery, and the occupant of the cot is indisputably a baby...a baby who appears to be about a month old

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[itisasillyplace]

Tyki! Thank goodness you're here. Do you know anything about babies?

[itisasillyplace]

Little...little so-and-so, look! It's an alternate universe version of your daddy. Isn't he handsome? [He waves to try to get the baby's attention, and then points at Tyki. The baby just gurgles.]

[itisasillyplace]

[He sniffs] I'm here to check on this cute little baby, of course. She seems healthy, or so the nanny tells me.

[itisasillyplace]

[He'll say this straight-faced. Even though it isn't exactly true.]

She's the secret lovechild of me and another Tyki.~

[itisasillyplace]

[He's enjoying this.] Oh, but you're mistaken. She really is the child of me and one of the other Tykis. Take a good look at her. There's a resemblance, isn't there?

[itisasillyplace]

Well, she is ~ and as babies go, she's surely very appealing. Tyki thought so too, and his profession is creating babies, so he would know. Really, Tyki, you're not even looking at her, are you? How cold.

[itisasillyplace]

Precisely!

...Or rather, no. I only wish it had involved sleeping with him. It's tragic, really. The Tyki in question...you could call him a stork of sorts, who creates babies with magic. And it just so happens that he asked me to make a baby with him.

[itisasillyplace]

You should like the baby all the more. ♥ She's so very related to you, after all. [He smiles. Creepily, but that goes almost without saying.] Such a beautiful baby, isn't she? Any child of a Tyki would look this good.