'Tis the season...

[npc_desu]

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[desiredhumanity]

Tch.

[scowling, he's been stuck here for one hour, and he's not happy about it]

[solo_insanity]

You aren't living up to your name, Kitchen Knife.

[desiredhumanity]

And what exactly would that be?

[Glaring at him...he doesn't seem to recognize Tyki. The again he isn't good at remembering people. This kanda doesn't have mugen, so no knife~]

[solo_insanity]

[He could be a girl scout with cheerleader pompoms and world peace tattooed on his forehead and still be forever known as kitchen knife to him.]

Sharp. Bitter. A bit on the cold side.

[desiredhumanity]

[Pffft. Kanda still doesn't approve]

You compare me to the others? Tch, I don't let anger get the better of me. [Or so he says, but he does tend to get easily agitated when Lavis are around]

[solo_insanity]

[If he did, Tyki would think him ill.]

Perhaps. Perhaps not. But I find you warm up about as well as ice does during the snow.

[desire4humanity]

You speak as if you know me.... Imbecile.

[Ignoring him he looks at the plant that's tangled over his entire lower body.]

[solo_insanity]

[Not really caring about the plant. He's just here for the enjoyment of watching the other squirm.]

Then tell me about yourself. You are a captive audience at the moment.

[desire4humanity]

[Sob. Ge continues to squirm causing the plant to wrap around him even more.]

Fuck off. [Giving him the most menacing look he can muster in a situation like this]

[solo_insanity]

[Your glare attack is ineffective, Kanda.]

My, my, good thing that isn't the requirement to get free.

[desiredhumanity]

[Did you say free? Kanda wants to get free]

...What exactly do you have to do to get free?

[solo_insanity]

You have to promise it your first unborn child.

[desiredhumanity]

[Pausing. He can't tell if he's being serious or he's just messing with him. Either way he's not planing to have kids, so it should be fine.]

Yeah sure, just tell me already.

[solo_insanity]

[Messing. Always assume messing when it comes to Tyki.]

I'm afraid I've never had to try it myself, but go ahead and give it a shot. I can at least tell you if you are convincing.

[desiredhumanity]

This is stupid! [But he'll do it anyways. Staring at the plant with hatred]

I'll give you my first born. [The plant doesn't even move] .....

[solo_insanity]

I do believe you need to be more convincing.