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[promisedlotus]

[Have another Kanda. Have a confused Kanda that's just opening doors to figure out where the hell he is because this obviously isn't Jordan, and he's so tense he's actually got one hand on Mugen ready to strike.

...But hey, this empty room looks harmless enough. Inching in, inching in... Oh, a door on the adjacent wall! Let's check that out too.

Now

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[besomeothername]

[Pops out of the sea of plastic balls next to him]

Thanks, Yuu. I thought I'd never get out of there.

[promisedlotus]

[Itchy Mugen fingers.]

What the hell is this, Lavi.

[besomeothername]

[Holds up a bright red ball for Kanda's inspection]

A toy, of course. I know you've never seen one before.

[promisedlotus]

Don't joke around, I'm being serious you idiotic rabbit.

[besomeothername]

[Shrugs and picks up two more, trying to juggle them as he talks to Kanda]

Fine, Boss. You want the short, unbelievable version or the longer, slightly less crazy one?

.... /hides

[promisedlotus]

Just spit it out, Lavi.

/pulls from hiding place. You can't run away yet :)

[besomeothername]

The short one I'm guessing then. [Holds up one ball] See this here. This is where I'm from. A crazy little homeworld probably very similar to yours. The Noah have barely even begun to emerge.

[Holds up the second ball] And this is where you're from. If I had to make radical assumptions, which I might regret later, you're obviously post Ark, probably post level 4 Akuma invading the headquarters and... maybe a little farther than that.

[Drops the two balls back into the sea of plastic] And someone dropped us off here to mingle with all the other people from alternate universes.

Questions?

>:

[promisedlotus]

[...Damn you're good. But you won't hear him say that. Ever.]

...Tch. Is there a way out?

:Db?

[besomeothername]

Yes and no. Yes, most people do get sent back home. But no, you don't get to choose when that happens. As far as I can tell anyway.

<33

[promisedlotus]

Joy.

[Hey, who knew the stupid rabbit could be useful sometimes.]

<33~

[besomeothername]

[But all good things must come to an end. Know that last ball he was juggling? Yeah, he's going to try to bounce it off Kanda's forehead now]

[promisedlotus]

[A twitch and the stupid thing gets cut in two.

:|||]

[besomeothername]

Prepared as ever, yeah.

[Picks up three more]

Ready for Round 2?

[promisedlotus]

Do you not have anything better to do, Rabbit?

[besomeothername]

Well, being stuck in that closet did totally interrupt my morning badminton practice. But otherwise...

[Taps his chin, pretending to think about it for a second]

Nah. Today's free.