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[cardio_swindle]

[Someone has been missing for weeks now. But hark, who is that man in the fedora with that suspiciously Indiana Jones-esque bullwhip and three-day scruff? Why if it isn't Tyki. And he's currently sitting in a tree, smoking, and watching the water around the tree he's in

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[latenightmoon]

You know, I'd love to know why you're dressed like you're from 'Raiders of the lost ark'. [Standing before the logs and watching them with curious interest.]

You've been missing so long I thought you'd been snatched or gone home like all the rest.

[cardio_swindle]

From what?

[Just. Staring down at here. Those "logs"? They have teeth. You know, under the water. And they're drifting closer to Allie.]

What are you doing here?

[latenightmoon]

Movie. I'll show you later.

[Ah, alligators. She rolls up her sleeves and grins at them in a feral way.]

What is any of us doing here? I stopped by because this room seemed new.

[cardio_swindle]

[Apparently these alligators aren't as bright as the ones with Cyril, they aren't backing off.]

I mean here, in this room--stopped by? [You mean he's not towards the top of this place anymore? He can't hide the D= in his expression.]

[latenightmoon]

[They'll learn and she cracks her knuckles.]

Yes, stopped by. I don't just patrol the lower floors. [She blinks at his expression.] Something wrong?

[cardio_swindle]

[He almost pities the things. And it took him weeks to travel this far up in the place.]

I'm just not sure if you got here quickly or this thing sent me back to square one.

[latenightmoon]

Who knows with this place. I came up from near where some new cave appeared in the southern end of the winter courtyard.

[cardio_swindle]

But I shouldn't be anywhere near there... [Oh of course, the mistress of this place is so fickle.]

Well fuck.

[And--! Alligator attack.]

[latenight_moon]

Where should you be? [And alligators repelled!]

[cardio_swindle]

[That's rather impressive.]

Near the top of this place. Probably. If it has a 'top'.

[latenightmoon]

[Years of being chased by wild beasts and all taught her to be pretty strong.]

Could have been an illusion.

[cardio_swindle]

Even the maze made of cheese?

[latenightmoon]

Maze made of what?!

[Wait.]

Don't tell me you ate it.

[cardio_swindle]

...What do you take me for?

[latenightmoon]

You've been who knows where for a long time and how am I supposed to know if you had enough food to last!?

[cardio_swindle]

You think I'd eat a maze made of cheese.