[Someone has been missing for weeks now. But hark, who is that man in the fedora with that suspiciously Indiana Jones-esque bullwhip and three-day scruff? Why if it isn't Tyki. And he's currently sitting in a tree, smoking, and watching the water around the tree he's in
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oh. he recognizes this one.]
...You aren't going to kill anything like that, yeah?
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Are you saying I need to work on my aim? [He lifts the gun lazily, pointing it at Lavi's head with a falsely innocent expression.]
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Well aiming at the water is going to mess you up, yeah? Shooting fish in a barrel ain't as easy as it sounds.
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Do you have any other suggestions?
[Because those "logs" he was absently shooting at are drifting rather purposefully towards Lavi.]
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...Don't suppose you'd be willing t'try taking those things out, would ya? [cause he's not sure how well his bombs would work in this kind of setting.]
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Asking for my help? &hearts
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[oh he would love to see you writhe, Tyki, but. more pressing matters. such as very much not wanting to be a Lavisnack. baaacking away.]
'Course, I could just make a break for it and lock you in here with them...
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[Tyki suddenly looks interested. Only of course, the door isn't there anymore. Not that Tyki can see from where he is. also, them hungry alligators are getting closer and Tyki's still not shooting.]
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[Oh, fuck you, Noah. Digging in his pockets now and pulling out a handful of small bombs; just tiny little round things. but oddly enough, they activate just like a grenade, and Lavi pulls the rings from three of them at once before tossing them at the advancing gators. considering how small the things are, the blast is quite impressive.]
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My my, that's one way of dealing with it.
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[Grinning~ And tossing a few more bombs into the horde. Does not care about saving animal lives when they might try to eat him, no sir.]
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Putting a time limit on it like that though, it's pretty inconvenient, isn't it? Do ya turn into a pumpkin if you're saving damsels and midnight rolls around?
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And oh it's much worse than that, I turn into a dreadful dragon at sunset if I'm still rescuing damsels. And I don't get to start until after lunch. So it's really more like between one and five.
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Lazy even when it comes to being a hero, eh Hobo? It must be hard getting the ladies like that.
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