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[cardio_swindle]

[Someone has been missing for weeks now. But hark, who is that man in the fedora with that suspiciously Indiana Jones-esque bullwhip and three-day scruff? Why if it isn't Tyki. And he's currently sitting in a tree, smoking, and watching the water around the tree he's in

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[explosiverabbit]

[and in wanders one Lavi, hands behind his head and whistling~ well, this looks like an interesting area, doesn't it? and gunshots no less! stopping at the edge of the pier to look out across the water at Tyki.

oh. he recognizes this one.]

...You aren't going to kill anything like that, yeah?

[cardio_swindle]

[Oh he vaguely recalls you. The fellow with the jealous streak. But instead of flashing that feral grin, he takes a moment to look vaguely perplexed. What are you doing all the way out in his swamp? Not that he knows that door leads right back to a main hallways.]

Are you saying I need to work on my aim? [He lifts the gun lazily, pointing it at Lavi's head with a falsely innocent expression.]

[explosiverabbit]

[And he grins right back to that false innocence, though there's little humor actually in it. Shoving his hands into his pockets~ He's had some practice dodging gunshots before, and unless Tyki's a very good shot, he's fairly certain the Noah won't actually hit his head anyway.]

Well aiming at the water is going to mess you up, yeah? Shooting fish in a barrel ain't as easy as it sounds.

[cardio_swindle]

[Tyki's an absolutely terrible shot. No danger to Lavi, unless by sheer fluke accident he aims well.]

Do you have any other suggestions?

[Because those "logs" he was absently shooting at are drifting rather purposefully towards Lavi.]

[explosiverabbit]

[....are you fucking serious.]

...Don't suppose you'd be willing t'try taking those things out, would ya? [cause he's not sure how well his bombs would work in this kind of setting.]

[cardio_swindle]

[As the grave. Or at least as a number of alligators intent on a Lavisnack. And Tyki's grin widens, sounding sickeningly sweet.]

Asking for my help? &hearts

[explosiverabbit]

C'mon, Noah, it's rude to make a man ask twice, you know?

[oh he would love to see you writhe, Tyki, but. more pressing matters. such as very much not wanting to be a Lavisnack. baaacking away.]

'Course, I could just make a break for it and lock you in here with them...

[cardio_swindle]

There's a door?

[Tyki suddenly looks interested. Only of course, the door isn't there anymore. Not that Tyki can see from where he is. also, them hungry alligators are getting closer and Tyki's still not shooting.]

[explosiverabbit]

....Well, there was a door.

[Oh, fuck you, Noah. Digging in his pockets now and pulling out a handful of small bombs; just tiny little round things. but oddly enough, they activate just like a grenade, and Lavi pulls the rings from three of them at once before tossing them at the advancing gators. considering how small the things are, the blast is quite impressive.]

[cardio_swindle]

[That's impressive. And the blast manages to explode one of the alligators--leaving the rest more interested in the meaty remains than in Lavi for the moment.]

My my, that's one way of dealing with it.

[explosiverabbit]

Well it's not like you were being any help, were ya?

[Grinning~ And tossing a few more bombs into the horde. Does not care about saving animal lives when they might try to eat him, no sir.]

[cardio_swindle]

Was I supposed to be? Ah, you wanted me to save you, I see. I'm afraid I only play dashing heroic prince on Mondays.

[explosiverabbit]

Didn't need saving, Hobo. But it would've been a good opportunity to improve your aim.

Putting a time limit on it like that though, it's pretty inconvenient, isn't it? Do ya turn into a pumpkin if you're saving damsels and midnight rolls around?

[cardio_swindle]

My aim is perfectly fine.

And oh it's much worse than that, I turn into a dreadful dragon at sunset if I'm still rescuing damsels. And I don't get to start until after lunch. So it's really more like between one and five.

[explosiverabbit]

Wouldn't believe that unless you shot me between the eyes.

Lazy even when it comes to being a hero, eh Hobo? It must be hard getting the ladies like that.