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[countess_hearts]

[The main cafeteria is a bit different today. Some changes have been made to the layout, and all the usual staff are absent. The people serving there now, whilst being neatly-dressed and smiling, are in fact Akuma

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[their_insanity]

[have a crazy Lavi poking you]

What a funny thing. [pokes] Why are you wearing a costume?

[he's never meet an Earl before so this is new for him.]

[countess_hearts]

This is not a costume. ♥ My, you'll hurt my feelings is you continue like this. One cannot help the way one looks. ♥

[their_insanity]

[continues poking]

I didn't mean it in a bad way, you look cute. Where are my manners I'm Lavi and you must be....

[countess_hearts]

[She beams, and starts pouring out an extra large bowl of crocodile soup, just for Lavi.]

Cute? Ohoho. ♥ My name is the Countess of Millennium. What a charming young man you are, Lavi. ♥

[their_insanity]

Why thank you, I always do my best to please. Now what are we having?

[staring at the bowl[

[countess_hearts]

This is crocodile soup, prepared under the guidance of yours truly. ♥ It is a delicacy not to be missed. The ingredients I used for it were snapping and fresh. ♥

[their_insanity]

Ah, well thank you. May I have the honors to dine with you, Countess.

[careful Countess he's not right in the head]

[countess_hearts]

What a kind invitation. I shall leave the counter unattended for a short while. ♥

[Dealing with people who aren't right in the head is practically part of her job requirement. She gets a bowl of soup for herself, then comes out from behind the serving counter. An Akuma takes her place there.]

[their_insanity]

I'm going to be the envy of everyone when they see me walk in with a pretty lady.

[he hooks his arm with yours, then this going to be normal for her]

[countess_hearts]

Such flattery is uncommon. ♥ [If she ever takes over the Dressing Room, she'll have to remember to kill Lavi last.]

Shall we take a seat? ♥

[their_insanity]

Well let's just say I'm somewhat of a Casanova. [after this conversation, you might reconsider]

Why yes, ladies first.

[he pulls out a chair for the Countess]

[countess_hearts]

Is that so. ♥ It's a reputation that most of the others do not seem to share. ♥ [she sits down, after putting down the soup]

[their_insanity]

[he chuckles]

I'm just one of a kind.

[he quickly sits in front of her]

Now Countess, tell me a little bit about yourself.

[he begins eating the soup]

[countess_hearts]

[she watches the soup-eating with approval]

Very well. ♥ I work tirelessly for the benefit of all humankind, by giving them exactly what they want and deserve. ♥

[their_insanity]

[Looking at you as if your crazy]

You help the humans?

[doesn't like humans]

[countess_hearts]

Some would say that I do, and some would not. ♥ I like to think that I am lending a helping hand. Leading them into the final act of their play, as it were. ♥