there's never enough Kandas!

[poisonhaired]

[there is a Kanda in a magenta dress shirt and black slacks laying on this windowsill, napping. in the sun. why? because it's warm.

he looks mighty comfortable.

and occasionally, you might hear a soft hissing sound that's.. coming from him. not him, but. from his general vicinity.

hisssss.]

((ooc: gorgon!kanda from poisonpured's verse. three sentences

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[poisonpured]

[clomping along. ....wait, that's a familiar sound.. but.. what is he doing here?

prodding Kanda's arm out of range of snakes.] BaKanda, you're sleeping on the job.

[poisonhaired]

[you ruined his peace B| eyebrow twitches. snakes hiss some more.]

It's a goddamn day off, 'sprout. [that, and the snakes demand their daily sunbathing.]

[poisonpured]

[Yes that's definitely you. He's glad he doesn't have Alice with him. Can't have babies getting bitten. :| ]

Not anymore. [so you haven't been here that long at least..] This isn't the Order.

[poisonhaired]

[opens an eye to look up. too lazy to move, sun is comfy.]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

[poisonpured]

[UNICORNLOOM idek frowns down at him.]

Lazy snake. Welcome to the Dressing Room, where there's like three million copies of you and everyone we know.

[poisonhaired]

[...whut staring. even the snakes are going 'derp?']

Shut up, Unicorn. Three million?

[poisonpured]

[your hair is derping, snakeboy. that better not be catching.]

Or a trillion. I haven't exactly been counting.

[poisonhaired]

[my snakehair is indeed derping. it's your fault. you made them derp.]

How could any place possibly be big enough to hold that many people without being the size of the Earth?

[poisonpured]

[not my fault, you are the one derping after all]

I don't know, but maybe it's the size of the Earth, who knows. [looking. looking. patting down pockets... ah! there's a pamphlet shoved in my backpocket. ... why was that there in the first place? These pants are his aren't they? Things have been misplaced with Alice and the moving to another room stuff... flushes slightly, but ignore that.

hands pamphlet.] I know it looks stupid, but read it.

[poisonhaired]

[the snakes are derping. I am not. :| just. staring. rather oddly.

there's a moment's hesitation before he sits up and takes the pamphlet. eh, why not read it? nothing else to do right now.]

[poisonpured]

[Yes, but you always do that. The snakes are funnier.

Don't mind Allen, who's going to go ahead and just wait for Kanda to finish.]

[poisonhaired]

[they're my funny snakes, go find your own.

pauses a few times to brush the snakes out of the way, but he'll finish reading eventually.]

Who came up with this crap?

[poisonpured]

[but I don't want snakes. I'll give them all to you to sit in your hairnest.

shrugs] I don't know.. I think a Komui made it.

[poisonhaired]

[pfft, more arsenal for me.

scoffs.] Figures that idiot would. [flicks it back at Allen]

[poisonpured]

[you can keep them, as long as you don't hurt them. :| ]

It kind of fits he would be the one to try to explain this place... [catches and tucks it back away]

[poisonhaired]

[I would never hurt a snake! unless it bit me. maybe. if my snakes don't strangle it first.]

Try and fail at. But at least it's remotely informative.