It's like Shark Week only with KANDAS

[illusionates]

[And in the middle of this corridor, there's a Kanda missing a hair tie and wearing a generous splotch of blood on the side of his head. He's currently... pinching his ear?]

Can anyone hear me? Come in, dammit!

[Nothing.]

Hn. Useless.

[Abandoning that pursuit, he takes his sword and unsheathes it, proceeding down the hall.]

[[ooc: Formerly resoluteblade-

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[besomeothername]

[Attracted to the commotion like a moth to a flame and falls in step behind Kanda]

Ow. That one looks like it smarted.

[illusionates]

[Glances back. And just ignores that comment.]

Why are you here?

[besomeothername]

Honestly? Because no where else would take me apparently.

[Leaning in to get a better look at that head wound] Umm... you need some bandages for that?

[illusionates]

[Huff.] Helpful.

[If he leans in too close, he will get swatted at.] It's fine.

[besomeothername]

[Then consider himself swatted. Rubs at his head]

Well, give me some hints on how I could be more helpful, and then I'll get back to you on that.

[illusionates]

Our location, to start.

[besomeothername]

Maybe two hallways down from where we busted out of the room with the creepy crawly movies.

[illusionates]

[If only he remembered. Alas.] If you're not going to give a serious answer, don't bother.

[besomeothername]

... That was a very serious answer.

[Leans in close again] Do you remember who I am?

[illusionates]

[Side glances with a scowl.] Unfortunately.

[besomeothername]

[Maybe he should try a different approach]

All right, then where am I supposed to be right now?

[illusionates]

China. Not here.

Why are you asking me this?

[besomeothername]

Because I think you are a little confused on where here is.

[illusionates]

If you know something, rabbit, talk.

[besomeothername]

[Here, my grumpy friend, have a pamphlet]

[illusionates]

[Looking it over, then looking at Lavi. Man, this has got to be the worst joke ever.]