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[solo_insanity]

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[dechiqueter]

[.....huh.]

I dunno, but any longer and you'll be a skeleton in a suit.

[solo_insanity]

[He just gives him a rather blank stare]

Did you need something?

[dechiqueter]

Not anymore. Your appearance made me forget. [no offense. he hates all Tykis in general by default.]

[solo_insanity]

[But their love child *sob* He tilts up his hand and grins at that.]

Did it now? That's some ability I'll have to try to cultivate in the future. I do hope it wasn't something important.

[dechiqueter]

[it's so sad, isn't it? D: you can blame AG!Tyki for that. it's all his fault their lovechild is being abandoned.]

Che. How would I know? I forgot. [something about seeing a scarred hobo in a classy suit just kinda makes you forget everything you were gonna do.]

[solo_insanity]

[He's trying his best to pawn her off on Miranda. Probably better care than either of them put together could give.]

[Taps two finger against Kanda's temple.] Hmm. Are you sure there was anything in there to begin with, Kitchen Knife?

[dechiqueter]

[Kanda could totally care for a child... just.. not one that looks like Tyki :( Miranda is quite possibly the best choice compared to these two.

sdfas scowls and swats at Tyki's hand.] I'd be dead if it was empty, and I'm pretty sure I'm still alive right now.

[solo_insanity]

[Now, that discrimination, my boy. It's hardly her fault that her lineage is they way it is. But Miranda is still, yes, a better bet.]

[Successfully swatted, and he takes a step back and leans his weight on the cane.] Come, now. You so sure this entire place just isn't a figment of your imagination?

[dechiqueter]

[she's clumsy, but at least that's better than being racist?

...stop trying to confuse me!] If it was, I'd like you you disappear from my imagination. But unfortunately that's not the case. Woe is me.

[solo_insanity]

You hardly even know me, kitchen knife. Such a cruel thing to say to a man.

[dechiqueter]

I know a version of you. Frankly, I don't like anyone who's named Tyki Mikk.

...And stop calling me kitchen knife.

[solo_insanity]

My, my, a good thing that isn't my name, is it? Never heard of the fellow. [He tilts his hat.]

Jack Daniels, at your service.

[dechiquete]

If I were a gullible idiot with no brains, I'd believe that.

Liar.

[solo_insanity]

So judgmental, kitchen knife. And so sure of yourself. I'm curious how you came to this conclusion.

[dechiquete]

It's a family secret.

[solo_insanity]

I wasn't aware you even had any.