[the ferret's got a cup of milk tea set up on the table. but there's another cup nearby. he seems to be attempting to mix the two before drinking them..
..clearly he's failing without his opposable thumbs.]
[squeaks an affirmative. sir yes sir, we was trying to combine two teas and see what the effect would be. but then we realized we couldn't lift the cups without spilling everything. :(]
[he'll kneel down by the table then so he can prop his chin on the top - because clearly being on the same level as a ferret isn't odd - and lift up one of the cups.] ...what were you trying to do?
[calm down~ he reaches his other hand up to pat the ferrets head with a finger to placate him, before carefully pouring the contents of the cup in his hand into the other cup.]
[FERRETEENTH DOES NOT LAP. he. just. drinks. idk, I think it's lapping. /tried lapping at a bowl of soda once. didn't work. :(
nods, happy chitter~ probably won't have any effect until he's done drinking, however long that takes. feel free to drink your own tea while waiting for the inevitable?]
[OF COURSE NOT. ♥ oh b'aww. D: we're probably not made for lapping at things. ):
he seems satisfied enough by the happy ferrety noises, and peers over the table at the various different types of tea. hmm..~ what to try. at first he picks up a cup of Earl gray and sniffs at it, but immediately sets it back down. far too bitter.
for now, he'll just settle with sipping at the daffodil tea.]
..clearly he's failing without his opposable thumbs.]
((ooc: second tea will depend on whoever tags~))
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I didn't know ferrets drank tea.
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smiles~ of course ferrets drink tea, silly. they just don't have the capability to mix two teas together.]
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Need some help?
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..how am I going to actually mix it. pfft. oh well.
proceeds to start drinking... lapping.. idk whatever it's called. yummy tea~]
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Does that actually taste good?
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nods, happy chitter~ probably won't have any effect until he's done drinking, however long that takes. feel free to drink your own tea while waiting for the inevitable?]
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he seems satisfied enough by the happy ferrety noises, and peers over the table at the various different types of tea. hmm..~ what to try. at first he picks up a cup of Earl gray and sniffs at it, but immediately sets it back down. far too bitter.
for now, he'll just settle with sipping at the daffodil tea.]
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...oh dear. one can only imagine how well that will turn out.
it's probably going to take forever to drink this cup, fff.]
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inr? he'll find some way around it, hopefully. maybe.]
So, do you usually mix tea? [give it a few to kick in, and then you can start pitying your eardrums.]
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oh my poor eardrums. I'll hold a funeral for them once I have hands to do it with.
shakes head. usually doesn't have fifty billion teas to try out.]
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I didn't thINK SO. [....what the hell was that.]
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