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[nomonkeybzness]

[So you're walking down the hall minding your business when you hear a sound...

It's the sound of rubber burning on concrete floor and you ponder to yourself, "What could be making that sound?"

So you look down the hall and try to see what in the world it could be.

Only to see this speeding your way. And it's not stopping for you.

You dive out of the

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[suninthemorning]

*Whoa whoa-- yeah I'll just stay down, over here*

You're going to give me a heart attack, Klaud.

[nomonkeybzness]

[Throws her hair over her shoulder and looks over at him.] Oh. I didn't see you there.

[suninthemorning]

Where did you even find that?

[nomonkeybzness]

In a garage near the training grounds.

[tempersword]

[AAAAAH JESUS CHRISTASLdhgasdjgnasldg flattened against the wall. She doesn't even know what the hell that thing is.

Breathes. Breathes. Breathes]

[nomonkeybzness]

[Looks over at her as she stretches. That car was small, okay.]

Are you alright? [WHY WOULD SHE BE SHE NEARLY GOT RUN OVER]

[tempersword]

General?

[Long pause. Slowly peels herself from the wall]

I'll be fine.

[nomonkeybzness]

Good. [Looks back at the car; sob it's an addiction.

Looks back at Kanda. Although her world Yuu is a woman as well it's the uniform that tells her she isn't from her time.] Have you not seen one of these before?

[crystalstep]

[!!!!!!--and that happens forever]

General?

[nomonkeybzness]

[totally unfazed]

Lenalee.

[crystalstep]

... Did my brother put you up to this?

[nomonkeybzness]

[Blinks.] Why would he do that?

[notpapa]

[HOLY FUCK I AM WAY TOO OLD FOR THIS. S-staggering back to his feet, eyeing the thing warily.]

[nomonkeybzness]

[Getting out of the car she flips her hair over her shoulder, totally unfazed by the speed at which she was traveling.

Looks over at him.] Are you alright?

[notpapa]

I think so? What th' hell is that?

[nomonkeybzness]

A car. Are you not familiar with them?

[kicking_balls]

[FLATTENED AGAINST THE WALL AND MAY HAVE A HEART ATTACK.]

Goddamn General, are you trying to kill us all?! This isn't GTA!

[nomonkeybzness]

[MAN UP, WUSSY. If Devit and Jasdero can live through this so can you.

Raises an eyebrow at him.] Oh, did I hit you?

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[kicking_balls]

[I live through Kanda, don't even start.]

Nearly!

[kicking_balls]

Sweet wheels though. Where'd you get 'em?