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[earthlypleasure]

[Tyki is leaning against the wall in one hallway - hand in pockets, cigarette in mouth - and he's staring into a darkened closet on the other side of the hall. What is he staring at? Well...]

Oi. Come on, now, don't be like that.

[... well, whatever it is, it's hissing back at him in a way that most certainly sounds very grumpy. Curious enough to

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[betweenabsentee]

[Have another Tyki, watching you curiously and smoking.]

Food usually helps.

[earthlypleasure]

[Hardly giving his double a second-glance over his cigarette. It bobs up and down as he talks.]

Brilliant idea........ got any rats on you?

[betweenabsentee]

[Making a show of patting down his pockets.]

Seem to be fresh out, sorry.

[earthlypleasure]

Bloody... [Fishing around in his pocket and pulling out a rumpled cigarette. Don't mind him, just miracling it into a dead rat and tossing it into the floor.]

Oi, come on out now.

[And whatever it is, it's still hissing.]

[betweenabsentee]

...Now I'm not even sure if I should ask how you did that. [Or if he wants to know what's in that closet anymore.]

[earthlypleasure]

... you've never seen a demon before, lad?

[Just watching the dead rat closely, and listening as the thing inside shifts and hisses some more. Sounds like it's coming out for its snack~]

[betweenabsentee]

Never literally.

[Though he's not all that surprised he would be one in some world. And he's keeping a close eye on that closet to see what worms it way out.]

[earthlypleasure]

A shame.

[It's this thing, except it's about the size of a great dane.

Tyki just smirks.]

Hello, gorgeous.

[betweenabsentee]

Are they normally so large?

[earthlypleasure]

No, not normally.

[Have a knowing smirk.]

I just felt it added a special touch.

[betweenabsentee]

Must be a handy trick to have. Got any others?

[earthlypleasure]

[Care for a self-lighting cigarette? Some of the finest~]

[betweenabsentee]

[Other self you just got a thousand times more awesome. Don't mind if he does.]

I won't have to sell you my soul for this, will I? [Not that he hasn't already taken it and started smoking 8|; ]

[earthlypleasure]

On the house. I'm off the clock, anyway.

[Sure, that might have been a joke. But he's serious about the answer :| Taking a drag on his cigarette and watching 'Misty' eat the rat.]

[betweenabsentee]

Seems like business would be slow here anyways.

[D'aw, they can be traitor buddies!]

[earthlypleasure]

Oh no, there's plenty of temptation to go around.

[Really, what he's saying is that he's too lazy.]