itp: how does i literacy?

[my_pleasure]

[ wander into this lounge and you'll encounter what looks like a somewhat clean-looking hobo, reclining in a chair, with a book in his lap. He looks utterly engrossed in it, his brow furrowed. He looks to be reading aloud, quietly, to himself... ]

See...Spot.

See Spot...run.

Run, Spot...run...

[ sighs, shaking his head. ] Spot, that little

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[halfcocked]

I knew it!

[my_pleasure]

...knew what?

[halfcocked]

That you're that fucking stupid!

[my_pleasure]

How original of you.

[halfcocked]

I don't have to be original when you're that fucking stupid!

[my_pleasure]

Well, let's just see you do better.

[halfcocked]

What, reading that shit? I got complicated stuff! Real complicated!

[my_pleasure]

Then have at it. [ there should be a bookshelf here somewhere... ]

[halfcocked]

I got my own, but you'd just think I memorized it! [going over to look at the books]

[my_pleasure]

I wouldn't be so sure of that. You, memorize something? I think that's even less believable.

[halfcocked]

You just can't imagine what actual smart people can do!

[these books all look hard . . . ]

[my_pleasure]

So does that make you the pot, or the kettle?

[halfcocked]

[throws a book at Tyki's head]

[my_pleasure]

[ OW that hurts when you can't phase through things. ]

[halfcocked]

Ha ha, stupid~ why didn't you use your power? Stupid!

[my_pleasure]

Because I can't right now, genius.