itp: how does i literacy?

[my_pleasure]

[ wander into this lounge and you'll encounter what looks like a somewhat clean-looking hobo, reclining in a chair, with a book in his lap. He looks utterly engrossed in it, his brow furrowed. He looks to be reading aloud, quietly, to himself... ]

See...Spot.

See Spot...run.

Run, Spot...run...

[ sighs, shaking his head. ] Spot, that little

Comments

[beginnercreep]

[Creeping over your shoulder. Hi.] You can't read that?

[my_pleasure]

...I can read it just fine.

[beginnercreep]

You were reading it very slowly~! Why else would you do that if you weren't having trouble?

[my_pleasure]

I was savoring it.

[beginnercreep]

Liar.

[my_pleasure]

There's nothing wrong with the way I read.

[beginnercreep]

Maybe... [looks at him.] Are you a monster or a human?

[my_pleasure]

...

I'm human. [ for now. ]

[beginnercreep]

Good.

...You still stink at reading English.

[my_pleasure]

Then let's see you do better.

[beginnercreep]

See Spot~ See Spot run~ Run, Spot, Run.

[Sticks his tongue out at him.]

[my_pleasure]

That's exactly what I said.

[beginnercreep]

Yeah but I said it better.

[my_pleasure]

You said it too fast. It loses meaning if you do that.

[beginnercreep]

It does not.

[my_pleasure]

Does too.