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[npc_desu]

[Ding dong, I hear the sound of wedding bells. You might hear them too, as you suddenly find yourself standing at the alter with one or two or seven other people. And right there is a tacky Elvis impersonator pronouncing you man and wife/man and man/wife and wife/giant harem etc etc.

You may now kiss the bride?]

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[timexspaceotp]

I may now kiss the what?

[beautifulalias]

Doc...tor... [In a very nice wedding dress, thank you. She's caught between blushing and frowning.]

[timexspaceotp]

I don't suppose you know what our sudden married state is all about, do you Lavi?

[beautifulalias]

I wish I knew.

[toppedbyharem]

I- Wh-What? There must be some kind of mistake!

[unstableflame]

[He stares at Miranda. He knows exactly who you are and its making his hackles rise.]

There is a mistake, obviously.

[Go on, touch him and get a reaction. Do itttt.]

[toppedbyharem]

A-Allen, what's going on!? Where are we, I didn't- We can't be married!

[Maaaaybe reaching for your arm, Allen I am so confused D:]

[unstableflame]

[The moment his fingers touch Allen's arm, the Sekirei breathes in sharply and leans towards him. Knees start to go weak as he sinks to them and his breath is hard and fast. Hot. It feels like he's burning up.]

[no_moon_tonight]

Am I drunk and in Vegas?

[kicking_balls]

I don't remember agreeing to elope with you in Vegas.

[no_moon_tonight]

I don't remember any eloping taking place. How drunk were we?

[kicking_balls]

Drunk enough we don't remember? ...Nice rings though. [Holding his hand up to inspect his.]

[booksprout]

[NO WORDS.]

[musicalrabbit]

Clearly someone has drugged our tea again. [... tugs on dress. wut.]

[booksprout]

[Don't you look lovely >.< NOT HAPPY trying to pull his ring off with his teeth and not look at you oh god thanks for the nightmares]

[musical_rabbit]

[shut up. sob why is my tophat white too? not too concerned with the ring yet, still tugging on the dress--how do I get this thing off?]

Also, I'm not kissing you. Or anyone else. No thank you.

[cardio_swindle]

[He must be drunk and hallucinating, obviously.]

[Waiting for the pink elephants.]

[notpapa]

...Someone slipped us rainbow cake, right? Please tell me it's just rainbow cake.

[cardio_swindle]

I sure. That must be it. Or we got a bit more to drink at some point than we intended.

[notpapa]

Let's just go with that and pretend this never happened, yeah?