:(

[halfcocked]

--Hey! How come no one did shit for our birthday?

Fucking Allen Walker!

Comments

[dermusiker]

Are there even enough versions of you around to really bother?

[halfcocked]

Who cares how many versions there are??

[dermusiker]

Because the more there are, the more people they can meet total. And that gives them a higher chance of finding someone who would do something for them.

[halfcocked]

There's like two of me, a couple of Jasdero . . . whatever! We should still get something! Just because there's not 500 of us like Allen Walker!

[failingfelicity]

Ah? Wh-when was your birthday, Devit?

[halfcocked]

The 21st!

[failingfelicity]

Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't know... [pause] I-I'm not very good at baking, but... I-I could try to make you something?

[halfcocked]

Oh yeah?

[technicore]

... It was your birthday?

[halfcocked]

I guess I never actually said . . .

[technicore]

No, you didn't. When was it?

[halfcocked]

The 21st. It's not like I just go around talking about it, I just remembered 'cuz of Allen Walker's stupid party . . .

[akumaindisguise]

[Comes out carrying a small cake.]

Because you're a bitch to find, cho.

[halfcocked]

Sorry if I don't hang out at the strip club like you--that's for me?

[akumaindisguise]

I walked around the southern wing, cho. Until people started questioning an Akuma carrying a cake.

Yes. I made it myself and its not poisoned, cho.

[Holds it out to him. It says "Happy Birthday Jasdevi" in red letters with chocolate shavings sprinkled all over the top.]

[halfcocked]

[takes it! with an unreadable expression] Oh. Uh . . .

[hobo_noah]

When's your birthday?

[halfcocked]

It was on the 21st!

[hobo_noah]

Maybe you shoulda told people then if you wanted them to get you something.

[halfcocked]

What would you give me, a trash can?