So it begins...

[deafmuteboots]

[Slipped under every door (yes, even those rooms that are unoccupied), left on every kitchen table, taped on every wall in every hallway, left in the clinic even, are fancy invitations.]

[Those that have been here long enough might remember this time - and the fun such an event provides. So who could possibly resist attending? All you need is a

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[consummatebard]

Sounds delightful~♫

[solo_insanity]

My, my, you must be new.

[consummatebard]

[Tips his hat] I am indeed♫

[solo_insanity]

Going to tell me your story or would you rather have me guess?

[consummatebard]

Which would you prefer~?♫

[solo_insanity]

My, my, how very generous of you. But I tend to enjoy the former over the latter.

[consummatebard]

Then I will tell you my name is Constantine, and that I was fortunate enough to bring my plans to fruition♫

[solo_insanity]

[Smiles] At least the name is original. No cheating boy or other name for you. Ah, nice to meet someone that seems rather pleased with their lot in life.

Though, your manner of speech. Where did you pick it up? [Though part of him doesn't want to know.]

[consummatebard]

I did chose it to differentiate myself from my dear host♫ There is far to much tragedy to be found in this place, I must agree♫

A habit that comes with the job, you might say♫

[solo_insanity]

This place. You are jesting, right?

The job. My, my, would you be a salesman of sorts?

[consummatebard]

Of course not♫

I would not call myself as such, no♫ My services are free♫

[solo_insanity]

My, my, what am I missing? I find this place to be dull at times. Perhaps I am just looking in the right places.

Most people don't offer their services for free. Makes for a poor business model.

[consummatebard]

Perhaps, provided you find tragedy entertaining♫

It is more an act of charity then a "business"♫ [Not entirely true, but whatever]

[solo_insanity]

I know one that does. And I hope you aren't him... or rather her. It gets confusing, really.

[No. This is sounding very familiar. Too much in fact.] Tell me, Constantine, what do you do for a living?

[consummatebard]

I am quite aware of the existence of a "Countess," yes♫

[Grinning, grinning, grinning] Why, revive the dead for those grieving~♫

[solo_insanity]

My, my, and what is your opinion of that one?

[Blinks a few times at that.] ... ... I see. Did you just decide to pick a new name, then boy?