So it begins...

[deafmuteboots]

[Slipped under every door (yes, even those rooms that are unoccupied), left on every kitchen table, taped on every wall in every hallway, left in the clinic even, are fancy invitations.]

[Those that have been here long enough might remember this time - and the fun such an event provides. So who could possibly resist attending? All you need is a

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[notpapa]

Hey, Miranda!

((Looking for fallenkeytotime but any replies are good.))

/bothers forever/

[cardio_swindle]

[Holding an invitation, oh hello.]

Looking for someone?

<3333!

[notpapa]

My girlfriend. [SAID WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE maybe it'll shock him into silence or something.]

hearts back atcha

[cardio_swindle]

[No such luck.]

Oh, going to make it a fancy date then? [Folding the invitation into a paper airplane.]

8D~

[notpapa]

[Gdit his plans never work]

...Sure, why not. [Notices this] Not going, I take it?

[cardio_swindle]

[Hard to be shocked by a guy who parades around as a knight and blows up kitchens.]

After all, you should treat women right. [Folding the edges carefully.] Oh no, I fully intend to go. It sounds fun.

[notpapa]

[...Good point]

And you would know. [Watching] Just felt like making a paper airplane?

[cardio_swindle]

Of course. What do you take me for? [Sends it gently sailing for you head.] Why not? They're everywhere.

[notpapa]

[Inconspicuous cough!] [It lands on his head, he raises an eyebrow and removes it.] I suppose. Going stag, then, or do you have someone in mind?

[cardio_swindle]

[He just gives you a loooook.] I have one or two I'd like to ask, though I may be stuck with myself if they're taken. Or Road's escort.

[notpapa]

[Whaaaaat? He grins back, keywords are so relevant] Road? ["Why would you do that to yourself?"]

[cardio_swindle]

[Damn you snarky Bookman! He can read between the lines.] If I fail to avoid her and she doesn't bully someone else into it first.

[notpapa]

[Snark is one of his favorite pastimes] Good luck with that. ...Though if nothing else you can fake sick. Or dead. [Because he'd totally help, no one should have to deal with that]

[cardio_swindle]

[Why does he like you again?] I know how to be scarce when I need to be, don't worry. [Not sure if that's a heartfelt offer but he might take you up on it.]

[notpapa]

[Because derp is his other, unintentional favorite pastime] I suppose this place is big enough, yeah. Not that she doesn't have a nasty habit of popping up when you least want to see her. [Which for him is always, but the point remains.]

[cardio_swindle]

[Oh right. Well the snark is endearing in it's own way.]

That's... unfortunately true. [He feels like he should be checking behind him for a surprise!Road now.]