[Well whoever you happen to be. The sound of heavily-scratched opera record can't be too appealing, definitely enough to lure most in to at least shut the player off. Which might be hard considering the carnage. It must have been a lovely tea-room not too long ago, but the broken table and dishes distract from that. So does the gross green substance spilled liberally everywhere. Leading to a corpse on the floor. Sheet-white and spattered with red and green, the word "Whore" carved into a naked back.
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Oh wait, was that a breath coming from it?]
((ooc: Backdated to Bak-chan's birthday, the result of his last thread with
phantomimes . He's still alive if you want to help him out, just badly poisoned.))