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[howbabiesrmade]

[Well that ought to be a teriffying sight. A fat jolly man Earl floating into the Dressing Room from nowhere, landing with a crash, setting the squiming bundle slung over one arm screeching... little baby cries.]

Oh, hush little one ♥ Wouldn't want to wake your mummy and daddy, would you?~ Well... If they were here anyway.

[He looks around, cooing to

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[acer_fossor]

*Glancing up at the baby, why does everyone have a baby these days?*

[howbabiesrmade]

[Looks down at him]

Why hello there little boy ♥

[acer_fossor]

Hello. Was your baby crying?

[howbabiesrmade]

Well, it's not my baby. But yes, the poor little dear was fussing.

[psychic_psych0]

*Sneaking up on him. Because it's his job to save innocent babies, right? Then he reads the Earl's mind. Just sort of standing there WTF-ing.*

[howbabiesrmade]

[Turns, grinning. Handing him the bundle after a moment.]

Oh~ You must be the lucky father ♥ Here ♥

[psychic_psych0]

*...Lucky ...father? Backing awaaaay.*

What the hell? I'm not anything's dad! Get away from me!

[howbabiesrmade]

[Followiiiing, and yay. The baby started crying.]

Well you must be ♥ You're here, aren't you? Take your little girl ♥

[nosweetersorrow]

A baby?

[howbabiesrmade]

Yes, a baby. Yours I presume? ♥

[nosweetersorrow]

Of course it's not mine.

[howbabiesrmade]

Then who's is it? I see no other young ladies around here ♥

1/2

[ladyxnoxluck]

[STARTS to freak out at the sight of the Earl but then-]

2/2

[ladyxnoxluck]

[-gcutrydtr BABY!]

Who are the parents?

[howbabiesrmade]

Why I've yet to find out, they don't seem to be around ♥

[ladyxnoxluck]

Was it abandoned?

[halfcocked]

[what]

--The fuck?!

[howbabiesrmade]

Oh, Devit dear ♥ I thought you hated accompanying me on deliveries ♥

[halfcocked]

Deliveries??

[howbabiesrmade]

Yes. Deliveries ♥ [And cue the crying, you're not liked much Devit.]