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[payingrespects]

Bitch-

[The one thing you thought you would never hear-]

--O que era isso para?!

[The sound of a slap and then a screech. Yes, men. God has answered your prayers and has bestowed upon you a cat fight. Complete with ripped clothing and visible skin

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[countess_hearts]

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General of the Black Order. Tyki-pet. ♥ What are you doing? ♥

[payingrespects]

[Oh shit it's the Earl. Maybe it's an effect if the cake because she would never do this normally, but-

Grabs Tyki's hair and pushes her away.]

[hedonisticwoman]

[I KNEW IT. SEE I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO DIE FOR THIS! Tyki all but scrambles away like a kicked cat. Ow, not the hair you witch.]

C-countess I can explain!

[countess_hearts]

Can you? ♥ Do tell me, then. ♥

[sits down on a nearby chair and gets out her knitting]

[payingrespects]

[Oh please. You'll flirt with anything that has two legs and a pretty face. Exorcist or not.]

... [Yeah, not in the mood for a battle right now not when she's still woozy from that cake. It's like a high. Moving away she stands up, leaning against the wall. Casting a cautious look to the Countess she starts to move down the hall, Lau Jimin on her shoulder.]

[hedonisticwoman]

[Oi! You don't have to remind her of this! I want to live to see the next morning.

This is as bad as when she was a teenager and she knows it. Still high as a kite on that cake but not moving from her spot.] S-something we ate. Its common here to cause ill effects.

[Ignores the general. It might save me some torture.]

[countess_hearts]

Really. [she sees Klaud go, and takes a good look at her face, but doesn't move to stop her]

I have been informed of certain members of the family who have been ~in relationships~ with Exorcists before. ♥ I do hope you are not one of them. For your sake. ♥

Now. What did you eat? ♥

[hedonisticwoman]

You know I'm not that stupid, Countess. [Yet she'll hit on them still. One night stands are just one night stands.]

I would never do that.

A rainbow colored slice of cake. It seemed alright since it was in our side of the dressroom.

1/2

[countess_hearts]

Hmm...? ♥

2/2

[countess_hearts]

Why didn't you say so, Tyki-pet? Everyone knows about the rainbow cake. ♥ You poor dear, being forced to grope and kiss a disgusting Exorcist whilst making a public spectacle of yourself. ♥

The colours on that hat are perfect XD

[hedonisticwoman]

[Wat.] I said it was something we ate. I didn't think it would be in the fridge on our side of all places.

Why thank you. XD

[countess_hearts]

Nothing is truly safe, but that cake is even less so. ♥ Perhaps we have a spy in our midst. Be on the look out for traitors. ♥

augh stupid lj eating my header

[hedonisticwoman]

The booze isn't either I gained leopard ears from that. Or its just this place. It happens to everyone but I will keep an eye out.

[countess_hearts]

...Leopard ears? Oh dear, I missed that. ♥ Good child. ♥

A number of strange things have also happened to me in my time here, too. Would you believe I was once stuck temporarily in the body of a child version of Allen Walker? ♥

[hedonisticwoman]

And a tail. I do what I must, Countess.

...I find that hard to believe but if you said it happened, it did. Where was the boy?

[countess_hearts]

I believe he was in the body of one of the Noahs - a Miss Lotto. ♥ It was a most unpleasant experience for all involved. ♥