Curiosity Killed the Komui...O_o

[curiousmalady]

*In a pretty remote corner of the library, you'll find a Komui sitting at a desk, sort of tensed up and hunched over a book, with stacks of others next to him. They're flipped over but if you catch a glimpse of the spines you might see titles like The Joy of Sex, Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex, Sex for Dummies, the list goes on.

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[oldtownlad]

[Oh, he couldn't help himself, he rarely can't when it comes to other people's business. So that would be a little snicker he gives over Komui's shoulder. A sultry little whisper in his ear]

What'cha reading there mister?

[curiousmalady]

*Practically flies off his chair, his mind still half-absorbed by the material he was reading*

Gonorrhea! *going really red* I-I mean...Bak...um...h-hi.

[oldtownlad]

[Laughs, sitting on a free area of desk and crossing his legs]

Hi there yourself. Lee... was it? Ugh, nasty stuff, had it once when I was 16, hurt so bad a friend had to practically carry me to a hospital.

[curiousmalady]

*Scooting away a bit*

Wh-what?? You had it? *His mind doesn't feel like it's processing things correctly yet*

[oldtownlad]

[Giving him a raised eyebrow and amused grin]

Yeah, once like I said. When some old guy offers you triple your going rate to ride bareback you don't say no. But after feeling the pain until the meds kicked in I made sure I never made that mistake again.

[curiousmalady]

*Going reddder*

You...what? That's...that's... *pull yourself together, Komui.*

Who are you?

[oldtownlad]

[Griiiin]

Indecent? You're not the first to say it. But everyone has to make a living somehow.

Why I'm the amazing Bak Chan of course~

[curiousmalady]

...Make a living? You mean you're a...

[oldtownlad]

Was one. Quit, who needs to work here? And I think my boyfriend would frown upon it.

[curiousmalady]

You mean you're a whore? Pffft! *Putting a hand over his face for a second, then he just cracks up.*

Hahaha...You? Bak?....A whore? hahahaha...

Oh, God. I've seen some strange things here, but this just...*more laughter* Wait till you mean my Bak! He'll be horrified! *Wiping a tear from one of his eyes* Bak, a whore. I never...

[oldtownlad]

[Giving him a sharp little kick to the chin at that, about all he can reach with one of his legs. Komui's lucky he's barefoot]

Was a whore, don't make me knock some of those pretty teeth of yours out.

It's not funny, especially if you have a look at my part of town, so shut the hell up.

[curiousmalady]

Ow! I'm sorry! I just-- Pffft! haha-- ohgod. You'll...you'll have to give me a minute. *Deep breaths, Komui. Deep breaths so he doesn't knock your teeth out with those little legs...and he's laughing silently, struggling to catch his breath*

[oldtownlad]

[Oh, he'll give him a minute, but not before giving him another kick]

[curiousmalady]

OWW! Stop it! I can't help it, it's just... have you met my Bak? *Putting his head in his hands, it's really starting to hurt after those kicks, and the dizzy feeling coming over him stops him from laughing.*

[oldtownlad]

I've met some of them, one a little too tightly wound for my taste. Needed either a drink or a good lay. [He luckily stops the kicks, seemingly satisfied with being pouty]

[curiousmalady]

Oh, God. Ow. *A small chuckle at that* I'll...I'll suggest that to him, then. I'm sure he'll love the idea. Ow. Do you have metal in your toes? *Though actually, he's feeling a tiny bit turned on by the idea. Which brings him back to his confusion.*