omnomnom exorcists r food rofl

[noahs_bookman]

I need a volunteer (or two. or three) of the exorcist variety. Rhode (dreamsofnoah) has acquired a giant pet spider. Due to some horrible enabling on behalf of this Lavi and Tyki (cardio_swindle), Rhode wants to see what happens if it bites someone and Lavi has so unwillingly been volunteered to find her an unsuspecting exorcist.

So what do I need? Any exorcist who wants to be nommed on by a potentially poisonous, probably deadly giant spider plz volunteer. I'm looking particularly for a willing Kanda but anyone is welcome to become spider food. Lavi's gonna attempt to make soba to attract him (he heard it from someone) but as this Lavi's a terrible cook, it won't be that great.