Мастер класс - Don't do it at home :)
А слабо посадить В747-400F (снаряженный вес порядка 350т на посадке) на крышу Газели Форда-Транзита ?
Оказывается можно :)
Incident: Cargolux B744 at Luxemburg on Jan 21st 2010, touched van on runway during landing
By Simon Hradecky, created Thursday, Jan 21st 2010 21:15Z, last updated Thursday, Jan 21st 2010 21:24Z
A Cargolux Boeing 747-400 freighter, registration LX-OCV performing flight CV-7933 from Barcelona,SP (Spain) to Luxemburg (Luxemburg), was cleared to land on Luxemburg's runway 24 in low visibility due to fog (RVR 350 meters), when one of the tyres went through the roof of a van parked on the runway at 12:53L (11:53Z). The airplane landed safely, the driver of the van escaped with just a shock, the van received substantial damage, the airplane suffered damage to the tyre.
Luxemburg's Ministry of Transport reported, that the van had entered the runway to perform maintenance work at the runway ground lighting. Three investigations have been initiated. The Ministry did not tell, whether the van had been cleared to enter the runway.