QotD

[dglenn]

From the syndicated comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney, 2007-02-10:

Isabel, playing piano: "When I play Brahms, I like the feeling that I'm seducing him ... stealing him from his wife."

Amos: "Um ... Brahms never married."

Isabel, slumped over the piano: "Somehow his music just lost much of its challenge."