Forced, I tell you...

Nov 05, 2004 21:36

I am posting this against my will. If I fail to do so, Christine is likely to show up and hurt me until I listen to her... Don't you see what a mean person she can be to me?

So, apparently, I'm supposed to make this post all about boobies...at least the topic is good.

First off, I would like to state for the record that boobies are awesome.

Next, it's time for poems by Christine:

boobies make me laugh
boobies make me cry
boobies are my favorite till i die

Also, some people have hypothesized that hearing the word "boobies" causes people to look at boobies. Thus, I believe that everybody should go out and try to test out this hypothesis.

And finally, I am to end with a joke, compliments of Sarah:

What do soy beans and dildos have in common?
Thery're both meat substitutes!

That's all for tonight, I suppose....
Later.
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