Merry Christmas
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April I bought porn for ebiv99 (10 points). Last Thursday I broke ndallashottie79's X-Box (-12 points). In June I turned magykmyke in for farting in church (3 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-83 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
dfw1684