The hysterics of my life
So, one part of my job is handling account registration requests. Basically what this means is that when someone fills out the online form, it goes to me. 99% of the time they're rejected and ignored, but I have to go through all of them, because of that 1%. At the bottom of the form is a comments section, where people can describe their company, or their intended licensing needs, etc. Sometimes, people misuse the comments section, or are just plain baffling. Here they are, for your enjoyment, copied straight from the source-The highlights, just from the past 3 days:
Comments: yea? i'am supporting ver well p-diddy..And i like very well hes song's like I NEED AGIRL ..
-right, ok, well, good for you. You know what I like ver well? English. Learn it.
Comments: Anything Good Charlotte or Britney erm.... JoJo anything ohh and Paris Hiltion ill b here forever tellin you so you get the point yhhh i guess sooo!!! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
-This looks crazy, but I get things like this all the time. They really expect me to see this, and want to give them a password. Deniiiiiiiiied.
Comments: Ken Watanabe Worldwide Fans is a brand-new fan club dedicaticated to actor Ken Watanabe. We are looking for 1 image to use on T-shirts that will be sold to offset fan-club expenses, such as for group meetings. I have browsed the WireImage website but I haven't yet decided which image to use. What is the price for 1 image for reproduction on T-shirts? Please email...1 person here is very hard of hearing and will probably not understand you if you attempt to use the phone. Thank you!
-Thanks for the essay. Fuck you, and fuck your fansite. Oh, also, don't worry-when I call, I'll be sure to yell, so your grandpa can hear me.
Comments: hello i liks the website many hugs meeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
-Really, I just have no comment.
Comments: Please send me from time to time some video films on remarkable artists like michael jackson, 50 cents and some more notable stars that you know. Please note very importantly that the telephone number I put their is not mine, but you can live any message for me I would surely receive. If you don't mind plesae send all communications by email until further notice. Thanks for understanding. Best Regards Sheikh Osman FOFANA
-My head is starting to hurt. Do you not understand the difference between VIDEO and PHOTO? Aside from the fact that we will never send you anything other than this decline email, a PHOTO agency cannot possibly send you VIDEO FILMS. I reccommend you make a flipbook. (also note, that the number he says isn't his, but he'll get the messages? It's 11223344. Yeah. I'm sure you get allll those messages, buddy.)
And well, this one just fucking takes the cake.
Comments: Thats bullshit that the guitarist of Pantera got taken out. He is the reason I play guitar. And Now I will become noticed for him and me
-Yes. I'll be sure, at my job here at a PHOTO AGENCY, to alert the presses of how you feel. You really reached out to a large audience, didn't you? This act of rebellion he reached, well, ME. I'll make a personal note that it is, in fact, bullshit.
Comments: yea? i'am supporting ver well p-diddy..And i like very well hes song's like I NEED AGIRL ..
-right, ok, well, good for you. You know what I like ver well? English. Learn it.
Comments: Anything Good Charlotte or Britney erm.... JoJo anything ohh and Paris Hiltion ill b here forever tellin you so you get the point yhhh i guess sooo!!! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
-This looks crazy, but I get things like this all the time. They really expect me to see this, and want to give them a password. Deniiiiiiiiied.
Comments: Ken Watanabe Worldwide Fans is a brand-new fan club dedicaticated to actor Ken Watanabe. We are looking for 1 image to use on T-shirts that will be sold to offset fan-club expenses, such as for group meetings. I have browsed the WireImage website but I haven't yet decided which image to use. What is the price for 1 image for reproduction on T-shirts? Please email...1 person here is very hard of hearing and will probably not understand you if you attempt to use the phone. Thank you!
-Thanks for the essay. Fuck you, and fuck your fansite. Oh, also, don't worry-when I call, I'll be sure to yell, so your grandpa can hear me.
Comments: hello i liks the website many hugs meeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
-Really, I just have no comment.
Comments: Please send me from time to time some video films on remarkable artists like michael jackson, 50 cents and some more notable stars that you know. Please note very importantly that the telephone number I put their is not mine, but you can live any message for me I would surely receive. If you don't mind plesae send all communications by email until further notice. Thanks for understanding. Best Regards Sheikh Osman FOFANA
-My head is starting to hurt. Do you not understand the difference between VIDEO and PHOTO? Aside from the fact that we will never send you anything other than this decline email, a PHOTO agency cannot possibly send you VIDEO FILMS. I reccommend you make a flipbook. (also note, that the number he says isn't his, but he'll get the messages? It's 11223344. Yeah. I'm sure you get allll those messages, buddy.)
And well, this one just fucking takes the cake.
Comments: Thats bullshit that the guitarist of Pantera got taken out. He is the reason I play guitar. And Now I will become noticed for him and me
-Yes. I'll be sure, at my job here at a PHOTO AGENCY, to alert the presses of how you feel. You really reached out to a large audience, didn't you? This act of rebellion he reached, well, ME. I'll make a personal note that it is, in fact, bullshit.