babysitting interviews!

[awesome_lilly]

They present quite the family picture, Puck and Lilly and the twins. The Goodfellow-Kane paterfamilias is lounging in an apparently gravity-defying yet graceful manner over the arm and back of the sofa upon which his fair lady languidly reclines. On the table before them sit a pair of baby baskets. Aria Moonshine Goodfellow-Kane is cooing gently in

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[_wonder_girl_]

Alice hasn't ever been in the nightclub before. Or any nightclub, really. She's torn between peering around in interest, and looking Mature and Professional.

And then she spots Puck, and blinks as she recognizes him. "Oh. Hello."

[puckishly]

... Well.

This isn't awkward.

"Hullo, Alice," he says cheerily. "I expect you've come about the children?"

[awesome_lilly]

This is like, the third person Puck's known that she hasn't. Lilly resolves to get out more.

"Alice, is it? I'm Lilly, sounds like you already know Puck. The baskets contain our children. Nice to meet you."

[_wonder_girl_]

"Yes, ma'am," Alice says, recovering her manners enough to curtsy. "Nice to meet you as well."

Oh look, babies! Alice leans forward to look into the baskets, smiling gently.

"Hello," she says very solemnly to the one baby who's awake.

[puckishly]

Puck knew there was a reason he liked this kid.

"Do make yourself at home," he says to Alice, smiling. "Relatively at home, at least. We've a few questions for you, if you'll answer them."

[awesome_lilly]

"Yes, questions," Lilly echoes.

Crap. They should have totally come up with questions.

"Uh, unless of course you have any for us first?"

[_wonder_girl_]

"Just one," Alice says, still solemn, and standing with her hands tucked behind her back as though she were about to recite in school.

"Do you think either of your babies is likely to turn into a pig if it gets very upset?"