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And here we have a beautiful young woman, almost nineteen, practically bouncing in. She has eyes so blue they just about jump out at you, and long, long hair, inherited from her mother, originally the blackest black imaginable, but now dyed multiple colors you don't actually find in nature.
She looks around in interest.
"Well... this was unexpected. I guess I'm the last one here, huh? Figures."
Typist: And here we have Elena Thropp-Cohen, youngest child of Mark and Elphie, back from Shiz U and ready to go. Careful... she hasn't been laid in about a month, thanks to exams. She's horny. Completely reset, so unless you grew up with her (translation: Unless you're a Mulciber, RENTspawn, some HPcanonspawn, or TrevorZachspawn), she doesn't know you.
She looks around in interest.
"Well... this was unexpected. I guess I'm the last one here, huh? Figures."
Typist: And here we have Elena Thropp-Cohen, youngest child of Mark and Elphie, back from Shiz U and ready to go. Careful... she hasn't been laid in about a month, thanks to exams. She's horny. Completely reset, so unless you grew up with her (translation: Unless you're a Mulciber, RENTspawn, some HPcanonspawn, or TrevorZachspawn), she doesn't know you.