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[inhibitionsaway]

Well, it's settled. Tristan two-very-confusing-middle-names Pendergast has finally found someone with more energy than him. A very furry and adorable someone.

Trotting behind him as he enters the room is Xenocrates, a toy American Eskimo. Though she's well-trained enough to know not to bark like mad, she's so excited about going somewhere new

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[therainbowsheep]

*...had a Deimos on his shoulder, but is quickly moving him off of there because it's not at all easy to restrain a kittenonashoulder* What the hell is that?

[inhibitionsaway]

*Xenocrates doesn't seem to be interested in Deimos, though; she's more interested in rolling around in the dustballs underneath the sofa, because obviously, that's the best thing to do when your fur is white--*

*grins* Like I said, the smartest dog in the world. -- *turns towards the sofa* Stop that! I just gave you a bath! -- Honest. Want to see her do a trick?

[therainbowsheep]

*well, Deimos wants to kill and eat her, so XD*

So you say, but so she does not seem. -- I'm actually afraid.

[inhibitionsaway]

*--then it's probably a good thing she's hidden under a couch!*

No, really. *pauses* Wait, wait-- you'll get a kick out of this, I think. Xenocrates! Show him what happened during the Event. *which we'll assume is common family knowledge*

*and Xenocrates will actually pause in her terrorizing of dustballs and act out the Event as follows: she first lowers her ears and crawls under the coffee table with her tail tucked between her legs, then she rolls over and after a scared-sounding 'yipe' will play dead, and then she'll race out from under the table and attack Tristan's shoe, which is obviously supposed to represent Aloysius*

[therainbowsheep]

...

Tristan.

[inhibitionsaway]

What? I thought it was pretty realistic! And, you know, totally something I could show off at the next family reunion.

-- Assuming I survive that long, since I think that if either of my parents saw this, they'd want to kill me.

[therainbowsheep]

You're safe from Dad, at least. He's not in the habit of killing family.

[inhibitionsaway]

Well, you never know. He could always kill me with his brain.

[therainbowsheep]

He could, but would he?

[inhibitionsaway]

With Pendergasts? You never know. That's what makes us so wonderful.

[therainbowsheep]

Wonderful is one word for it.

[inhibitionsaway]

Yes, and so is interesting, strange, insane, unusual, eccentric, fascinating, remarkable, curious, peculiar, unsound, different, unique, and singular. *grin*

[therainbowsheep]

Insane is really the best of the lot. That, or psychotic.

[blindmadness]

...love. Tristan. So. Much. Omg. ♥