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*There's a young man, probably around 18, sitting cross-legged on the ground and playing with a Rubik's cube. It takes him less than ten seconds to solve it, after which he mixes it up again and solves it once more. On and on and on -- his hands are moving at a dizzying speed, and the casual air with which he does it is slightly daunting. Well, it would be slightly daunting were he not dressed in torn jeans, a printed T-shirt -- and a hat. Oh, the hats. Today he's wearing a brown fisherman's hat.
Still, while he seems casual and as normal as a Pendergast could be, there might be something strange about him. Something on edge. Just something evil that's waiting to snap and--
...
Nah, he's just insane. And possibly on crack, but not the drug. We think.*
Aloha! My name's Tristan. Tristan middle-name-I-always-forget-why-the-hell-do-I-have-such-a-long-name Aristodemos Pendergast.
I like long, romantic walks on the beach, behaving like a complete imbecile to embarrass my siblings, and murdering people in their sleep. My death threats are legendary. Really. I'm not kidding.
Typist: ... wtf is he on. Um. Pikachu Tristan Athanasios Aristodemos Pendergast, folks, who is completely not like I imagined him to be HELP ME. Most Pendergasts should know him and have suffered from his death threats a million trillion times.
Still, while he seems casual and as normal as a Pendergast could be, there might be something strange about him. Something on edge. Just something evil that's waiting to snap and--
...
Nah, he's just insane. And possibly on crack, but not the drug. We think.*
Aloha! My name's Tristan. Tristan middle-name-I-always-forget-why-the-hell-do-I-have-such-a-long-name Aristodemos Pendergast.
I like long, romantic walks on the beach, behaving like a complete imbecile to embarrass my siblings, and murdering people in their sleep. My death threats are legendary. Really. I'm not kidding.
Typist: ... wtf is he on. Um. Pikachu Tristan Athanasios Aristodemos Pendergast, folks, who is completely not like I imagined him to be HELP ME. Most Pendergasts should know him and have suffered from his death threats a million trillion times.