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And -- in the spirit of Dies, apparently, because the typist takes no blame for this, Enoch has placed mistletoe in the doorway of the main room. -- This mistletoe is special. The leaves are a particularly light green, the color of new grass, and the berries are neon blue. Flashing neon blue. -- The leaves are also perfectly round, while the berries are square -- not cubic. Actually square. -- In truth, it resembles mistletoe not at all, so perhaps we shall call it grenadefinger. Anyway.
The effects of this rather odd plant -- grenadefinger -- are that whoever steps under it will feel the desire to perform a sex act either with or for the next person they see. However, their idea of a sex act will be wildly skewed -- perhaps something along the lines of hopping around while waving a pencil frantically in the air while screaming "BULLDOGS! BULLDOGS! BULLDOGS! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHENS!" at the tops of their lungs. Or perhaps trying to get them to undress so that the effected person can drape their nude body with teabags. I mean really, go nuts with this. He's on crack.
How, you ask, do people get through the doorway to be accosted without being grenadefinger'd themselves? Well. It's typist discrimination, really, as the mist-- grenadefinger -- is set to skip some and not others. So -- one might let two or more spend time trying to seduce others with unusually wild or sickeningly sedate antics, or one might sic an insanely aroused and wildly random humandemonangelHadeswhateverthefuckyouwantthing on an innocent or Hades not so innocent bystander.
Aand, in the corner, quite invisible, is an Enoch, who is holding an antidote (with cubic leaves and ovular berries) between thumb and forefinger for anyone to see and be cured by.
Note -- siblings are not affected by this plot -- for example, Joel and John would not be seen trying to seduce each other, no matter how much Enoch's typist might like to watch. (:D) Unless they are perhaps Steve. Because -- yes.
Note number two: Spike is not effected. Neither is Mephistopheles. Neither is Gabsthingy. Neither is Michael -- nor is Decca. Anton and Sera are fair game, go figure.
Anyway. Have a good time, make sure there are no deaths -- unless that's your grenadefinger inspired kink. ^__^
The effects of this rather odd plant -- grenadefinger -- are that whoever steps under it will feel the desire to perform a sex act either with or for the next person they see. However, their idea of a sex act will be wildly skewed -- perhaps something along the lines of hopping around while waving a pencil frantically in the air while screaming "BULLDOGS! BULLDOGS! BULLDOGS! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHENS!" at the tops of their lungs. Or perhaps trying to get them to undress so that the effected person can drape their nude body with teabags. I mean really, go nuts with this. He's on crack.
How, you ask, do people get through the doorway to be accosted without being grenadefinger'd themselves? Well. It's typist discrimination, really, as the mist-- grenadefinger -- is set to skip some and not others. So -- one might let two or more spend time trying to seduce others with unusually wild or sickeningly sedate antics, or one might sic an insanely aroused and wildly random humandemonangelHadeswhateverthefuckyouwantthing on an innocent or Hades not so innocent bystander.
Aand, in the corner, quite invisible, is an Enoch, who is holding an antidote (with cubic leaves and ovular berries) between thumb and forefinger for anyone to see and be cured by.
Note -- siblings are not affected by this plot -- for example, Joel and John would not be seen trying to seduce each other, no matter how much Enoch's typist might like to watch. (:D) Unless they are perhaps Steve. Because -- yes.
Note number two: Spike is not effected. Neither is Mephistopheles. Neither is Gabsthingy. Neither is Michael -- nor is Decca. Anton and Sera are fair game, go figure.
Anyway. Have a good time, make sure there are no deaths -- unless that's your grenadefinger inspired kink. ^__^