Better late than never...

[bitrose]

*a young woman, probably about 5'3" or 5'4", stands in the middle of the room. She's got dark eyes and a rather angular face. Her hair, if it weren't currently dyed sort of burgandy-red, would be black. She's dressed... very revealingly - she looks like either a hooker or a stripper. She's the latter. And she is SEXY.*

*Oh, and she's got an approximately 9-month-old baby boy balanced on her hip*

Well... I never actually introduced myself. Bit Thropp-Cohen. Or Bit Coffin, if you're looking for me legally.