Oooh lordy ...

[luv_my_converse]

A skinny man -- well, boy, really, he's never seen himself as a man and probably never well -- clad in skinny jeans and a zip-up sweater wanders in cheerfully.  He's not coming through without purpose, though, because on his feet he's sporting a shiny new pair of pink Converse high-tops, complete with a black-and-white checkered tongue and a black skull and crossbones on the side.  He flops down somewhere and puts his feet up, on display, beckoning people to notice the fancy that is his feet.  All compliments can and will be accepted readily.

Typist: Oh lordy indeed.  Presenting Disgleirio, son of Tibbett and Avaric.  It's a long story, but you can ask him about if you want.