Meme pinch from Blam
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
I’d be in the money and be preparing to sell my story as the first immaculate conception of the male species
2. Do you trust all of your friends?
You know what they say. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer still. Most of my friends have let me down on occasion, but it’s quid pro quo as I’ve undoubtedly let them down from time to time too.
3. Would you move to another county or country to be with the one you love?
I was going to do exactly that, but I was deemed not commited enough.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
No. Some things there can be no valid reason for.
5. Can you make a pound in change right now?
No.
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
I have no friends I’d trust with anything sharp!
7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
No, just falling out of it.
8. How many cars are on your drive?
No drive I live in a flat.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
No.
10. Whats your most favourite scar?
That’s like asking what’s your favourite illness.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Business trip to Paris.
12. What did the last text message you sent say and who to?
Telling someone I’d been suffering from conjunctivitis.
13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Their eyes, but it helps if they have a great arse and are comfortably stacked.
14. Fill in the blank. I love:
...therefore I am.
...to drive.
...the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Finding a new job.
16. Did you ever disobey your parents?
Seldom. I kept a low profile and did not get too many direct orders.
17. How many kids do you want to have?
None
18. Would you make a good parent?
Other people say yes. I believe otherwise.
19. Where was your default picture taken?
At the Gathering 1102
20. Whats your middle name?
Charles.
21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
I need to piss.
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing.
23. Who was or will be the maid of honour/ best man at your wedding?
Dean Steele
24. What are you wearing right now?
Jogging bottoms.
25. Righty or Lefty?
Right-handed.
26. Best place to eat?
A good Italian restaurant.
27. Favourite jeans?
None. I wear chinos.
28. Favourite animal?
Tigers.
29. Favourite juice?
Grapefruit (unsweetened)
30. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yes.
31. Have you had a sore throat?
Yes.
32. Ever had a bar fight?
Yes.
33. Who knows you the best?
I always seem to surprise most people I know, so no-one really knows me that well.
34. Shoe size?
10-12 depending on the style and manufacturer.
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Both.
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Have received a nasty peck from a budgie.
37. Been to Mexico?
No.
38. Did you buy something today?
No.
39. Did you get sick today?
No.
40. Do you miss someone today?
No.
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
No.
42. When is the last time you had a massage?
About a year ago
43. Last person to lay in your bed?
Me, der.
44. Last person to see you cry?
My boss, after I’d just dislocated my shoulder.
45. Who made you cry?
Just gave into the pain.
46. What was the last TV show you watched?
Law and Order Special Victims Unit.
47. What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleeping
48. Who do you think will repost this?
Someone that, like me, has too much time on their hands. (answer pinched as I couldn’t say it better
49. Who was the last person you hung out with?
The lads from Blu-print
50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
I would say I’d need to see a psychiatrist as a figment of my imagination is asking me to marry them.
I’d be in the money and be preparing to sell my story as the first immaculate conception of the male species
2. Do you trust all of your friends?
You know what they say. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer still. Most of my friends have let me down on occasion, but it’s quid pro quo as I’ve undoubtedly let them down from time to time too.
3. Would you move to another county or country to be with the one you love?
I was going to do exactly that, but I was deemed not commited enough.
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
No. Some things there can be no valid reason for.
5. Can you make a pound in change right now?
No.
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
I have no friends I’d trust with anything sharp!
7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
No, just falling out of it.
8. How many cars are on your drive?
No drive I live in a flat.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
No.
10. Whats your most favourite scar?
That’s like asking what’s your favourite illness.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Business trip to Paris.
12. What did the last text message you sent say and who to?
Telling someone I’d been suffering from conjunctivitis.
13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Their eyes, but it helps if they have a great arse and are comfortably stacked.
14. Fill in the blank. I love:
...therefore I am.
...to drive.
...the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Finding a new job.
16. Did you ever disobey your parents?
Seldom. I kept a low profile and did not get too many direct orders.
17. How many kids do you want to have?
None
18. Would you make a good parent?
Other people say yes. I believe otherwise.
19. Where was your default picture taken?
At the Gathering 1102
20. Whats your middle name?
Charles.
21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
I need to piss.
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing.
23. Who was or will be the maid of honour/ best man at your wedding?
Dean Steele
24. What are you wearing right now?
Jogging bottoms.
25. Righty or Lefty?
Right-handed.
26. Best place to eat?
A good Italian restaurant.
27. Favourite jeans?
None. I wear chinos.
28. Favourite animal?
Tigers.
29. Favourite juice?
Grapefruit (unsweetened)
30. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yes.
31. Have you had a sore throat?
Yes.
32. Ever had a bar fight?
Yes.
33. Who knows you the best?
I always seem to surprise most people I know, so no-one really knows me that well.
34. Shoe size?
10-12 depending on the style and manufacturer.
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Both.
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Have received a nasty peck from a budgie.
37. Been to Mexico?
No.
38. Did you buy something today?
No.
39. Did you get sick today?
No.
40. Do you miss someone today?
No.
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
No.
42. When is the last time you had a massage?
About a year ago
43. Last person to lay in your bed?
Me, der.
44. Last person to see you cry?
My boss, after I’d just dislocated my shoulder.
45. Who made you cry?
Just gave into the pain.
46. What was the last TV show you watched?
Law and Order Special Victims Unit.
47. What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleeping
48. Who do you think will repost this?
Someone that, like me, has too much time on their hands. (answer pinched as I couldn’t say it better
49. Who was the last person you hung out with?
The lads from Blu-print
50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
I would say I’d need to see a psychiatrist as a figment of my imagination is asking me to marry them.