House Nemesis, Part 12
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION! Also, I think the longest part, so there is that. Later today I might poke around what survived the hard drive crash and see if I can't scrape anything else up. But the story ends here, folks. Thanks for reading!
Once again, due to scheduling conflicts, Blackout and Barricade kind of take over. Now that it's done I feel bad for neglecting Bonecrusher and Brawl :(
Warnings: Image heavy, cartoon nudity (with in-game censoring!), and slash.
For some unfathomable reason, Blackout and Barricade kept getting wishes to purchase a telescope, so I caved and got them one. Blackout takes a crack at it first. You know, in the middle of the day.
Blackout spies on the neighbors.
God only knows what's going on over there.
Brawl decides to start a garden, which I don't think is going too end well. I had to make him go back and water the tomatoes, since he wandered away after planting them.
Disgusted by the dirty dishes AND Brawl's presence at the table, Barricade eats outside. At least someone's using the damn patio.
Brawl starts doing a happy dance when he thinks of Bonecrusher awwww
Bonecrusher and Brawl say to hell with having a productive day, and make out on the couch.
Barricade takes a whirl at the telescope.
Come on guys, at least hide in the bushes or something! You are supposed to be good at covert ops!
Despite all odds, Brawl's plants continue to grow! Also, he is very dashing in his uniform.
Barricade, maybe you shouldn't discuss your love life with your boyfriend standing right behind you.
Brawl: "Your heartbreak is music to my audio receptors."
Brawl harvests his thriving tomato plants! Way to g-
...um. This expression complete with a loud 'DUUUUH'. Yeah.
Bonecrusher trains Brawl, and takes the time to sneak in some meat gazing.
Bonecrusher: "YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!"
Brawl: "WHYYYYYYYYYY??"
Bonecrusher's favorite food is cocks hot dogs, so he claps his hands whenever they're for dinner!
VLAD, KING OF MAKE OUTS
Barricade: "So, I'm basically never getting married ever."
Barricade: "Can you imagine having to stand in front of all of those people and say stupid stuff like 'I Love you'??"
Blackout: "So is this some sort of reverse psychology where you're telling me you want a giant goddamn diamond?"
Barricade: "God no, FUCK wedding rings!"
Blackout: I am gonna save SO much money on our nonexistent wedding!
Barricade: "By the way, you can tie me up and 'punish' me for insubordination later tonight if you want."
Blackout:
Barricade: "...so I was thinking about all that marriage stuff we talked about earlier..."
Blackout: *SIGH*
Barricade: "Ha ha, just kidding, still think its sucks!"
Blackout: "Good, because I'm not marrying your indecisive ass anyways."
Eventually these two bitches block my view and interrupt their conversation. WAIT YOUR TURN!
Barricade: "Guess what? Still haven't changed my mind."
Blackout: "Are you bored with this game yet so we can get back to being fearsome Decepticon warriors?"
THE END
Once again, due to scheduling conflicts, Blackout and Barricade kind of take over. Now that it's done I feel bad for neglecting Bonecrusher and Brawl :(
Warnings: Image heavy, cartoon nudity (with in-game censoring!), and slash.
For some unfathomable reason, Blackout and Barricade kept getting wishes to purchase a telescope, so I caved and got them one. Blackout takes a crack at it first. You know, in the middle of the day.
Blackout spies on the neighbors.
God only knows what's going on over there.
Brawl decides to start a garden, which I don't think is going too end well. I had to make him go back and water the tomatoes, since he wandered away after planting them.
Disgusted by the dirty dishes AND Brawl's presence at the table, Barricade eats outside. At least someone's using the damn patio.
Brawl starts doing a happy dance when he thinks of Bonecrusher awwww
Bonecrusher and Brawl say to hell with having a productive day, and make out on the couch.
Barricade takes a whirl at the telescope.
Come on guys, at least hide in the bushes or something! You are supposed to be good at covert ops!
Despite all odds, Brawl's plants continue to grow! Also, he is very dashing in his uniform.
Barricade, maybe you shouldn't discuss your love life with your boyfriend standing right behind you.
Brawl: "Your heartbreak is music to my audio receptors."
Brawl harvests his thriving tomato plants! Way to g-
...um. This expression complete with a loud 'DUUUUH'. Yeah.
Bonecrusher trains Brawl, and takes the time to sneak in some meat gazing.
Bonecrusher: "YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!"
Brawl: "WHYYYYYYYYYY??"
Bonecrusher's favorite food is cocks hot dogs, so he claps his hands whenever they're for dinner!
VLAD, KING OF MAKE OUTS
Barricade: "So, I'm basically never getting married ever."
Barricade: "Can you imagine having to stand in front of all of those people and say stupid stuff like 'I Love you'??"
Blackout: "So is this some sort of reverse psychology where you're telling me you want a giant goddamn diamond?"
Barricade: "God no, FUCK wedding rings!"
Blackout: I am gonna save SO much money on our nonexistent wedding!
Barricade: "By the way, you can tie me up and 'punish' me for insubordination later tonight if you want."
Blackout:
Barricade: "...so I was thinking about all that marriage stuff we talked about earlier..."
Blackout: *SIGH*
Barricade: "Ha ha, just kidding, still think its sucks!"
Blackout: "Good, because I'm not marrying your indecisive ass anyways."
Eventually these two bitches block my view and interrupt their conversation. WAIT YOUR TURN!
Barricade: "Guess what? Still haven't changed my mind."
Blackout: "Are you bored with this game yet so we can get back to being fearsome Decepticon warriors?"
THE END