Wonderful Electric - Bonecrusher/Brawl rare pairing prompt

[dfastback68]

Title: Wonderful Electric
Series: Movieverse
Rating: M/NC-17
Prompt: Bonecrusher/Brawl - “I should know better.”
Summary: Bonecrusher tends to forget there's no stopping Brawl when he's got his mind set on something. Plug 'n play, sex toys (kinda).
Notes: Yeah, a few weeks late, sorry :( Full, TL;DR notes at the end.  This is also my first

Comments

[graycalls]

Oh, Primus. *Dies of laughter* They burned down the barn! *Still grinning*

[dfastback68]

A flammable re-imagining of the phrase 'taking a roll in the hay!'

Thanks for reading :)

[niyazi_a]

Why can I not read Brawl without just thinking, 'adorable little psychopath'?

It's probably wrong to find any part of this fic cute, but living near dairy farms my whole life...cattle-scarin' is a prime subject for comedy.

edit: BTW: nice fill of the prompt! ^_^

[dfastback68]

Because he is an adorable little psychopath?

I think Brawl would like to go cow-tipping. Then again he'd probably just blow them up.

Thanks!

[caiusmajor]

Oh my god, CATTLE PROD. *dies laughing!*

This is AMAZING.

[dfastback68]

I hope Brawl doesn't find another one, otherwise Bonecrusher's gonna be in trouble!

Thanks for reading!

[peacewish]

Agent: Thank you for calling Allstate, what can I do for you today?

Farmer: I wish to file a claim.

Agent: Property or vehicle?

Farmer: Property. Barn, specifically. It went up like a torch.

Agent: Was the fire started by natural causes, or an accident?

Farmer: Two giant robots having kinky sex. You tell me.

Agent: ...

Farmer: Can you send someone by the morning?

[dfastback68]

That gasping sound you hear is me trying to breath after laughing way too hard. I hope 'giant robot kinky sex' is part of the farmer's policy.

Thanks for reading :)

[synaltern]

*snickers*

That was excellent. The story, that is, though the commentary is hilarity inducing as well.

Don't forget to add cow soup to the insurance claim. Somehow it reminds me of the exploding cow bridge in the original Fallout game.

[dfastback68]

Never played Fallout, but I do remember the secret cow level in Diablo.

Thanks for reading!

[niyazi_a]

Onslaught needed to get his funfetti on to properly enjoy this fic. ^__^

[dfastback68]

aaaaaaaAAHHHHH HE'S SO CUTE.

My mom sent me home with MORE cake, so I am a little caked out right now. Onslaught can have the rest (like he needed my permission).