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Well, I was searching through logs of...Trillian, I think it was, last night, and found this. Involving Jehan being kissed by You-Know-Who, much pain on R's part, and a bit of Crowley/Aziraphale angst. So, here you are, my lovelies!
[00:57] *** You-Know-Who has joined #desperatefans
[00:57] Grantaire: *rises and stalks to Tom* YOU.
[00:57] Jehan: ...Hello..
[00:57] Jehan: ...*pulls Grantaire back*
[00:57] You-Know-Who: Yes...?
[00:57] Grantaire: *pulls away from Jehan* .....You took advantage of le petit poete.
[00:58] Jehan: Don't, Grantaire...
[00:58] You-Know-Who: I do not see how this is any of your business - get out of my way.
[00:59] Grantaire: *glares* No. And it is my business, monsieur. Jehan is like my younger brother.
[00:59] You-Know-Who: *sneers* Indeed.
[00:59] Grantaire: Indeed, monsieur. *glares and doesn't move*
[00:59] Jehan: ...
[01:00] You-Know-Who: *snarls* Myself and M. Jehan have discussed what happened and, unless he says otherwise, the matter is closed. Now, I suggest you move out of my way.
[01:01] Jehan: It is, Grantaire..
[01:01] Grantaire: *glowers even more glowerly* NO. You took advantage of Jehan, and I will not allow it to happen again. *punches*
[01:01] Jehan: Don't --
[01:02] You-Know-Who: *snarls* I warned you, boy! *picks him up by the throat* Do not mess with me, do you understand?
[01:02] Jehan: Oh, don't --
[01:03] Grantaire: *manages to gasp* Put me down and fight like a man.
[01:04] You-Know-Who: *grips tighter* You are not worth my energy - nothing but a filthy little French boy, kept around for prettyboy's amusement. Now, I shall put you down and you shall walk away - if you do not? You will die - or perhaps it'll be your darling Enjolras that gets it.
[01:05] Jehan: ...please don't...pleasepleaseplease..
[01:05] Grantaire: *glares* Put..me...DOWN.
[01:05] You-Know-Who: You leave me be and I shall not bother you - do I make myself clear?
[01:06] Grantaire: *nods*
[01:07] You-Know-Who: *lowers Grantaire to the floor* Then we are agreed *bows mockingly* M. Grantaire *walks away*
[01:07] Grantaire: *rubs at his throat and mutters* Bastard.
[01:07] Jehan: ...Are you all right...?
[01:08] Grantaire: 'M fine, petit.
[01:08] Jehan: ...you should not have done that..
[01:08] Grantaire: But I did. And I don't regret it.
[01:08] Jehan: *hugs Grantaire*
[01:08] Grantaire: *laughs* Gently, please.
[01:08] Jehan: Oh -- I'm sorry...
[01:09] *** Hermione has joined #desperatefans.
[01:09] Hermione: Harry?
[01:09] You-Know-Who: *glares*
[01:09] Hermione: Oh SHOVE OFF
[01:09] Hermione: *turns to Harry again*
[01:09] Harry: *groggily* Hi, Hermione
[01:10] Hermione: *looks at Harry a little worriedly*
[01:10] Hermione: Are...
[01:10] Hermione: Come on, let's talk...
[01:10] You-Know-Who: *idly plays with wand, staring at the Potter brats*
[01:10] Hermione: I thought I told you to SHOVE OFF.
[01:12] You-Know-Who: *barely restrains urge to blast Hermione through the wall*
[01:12] Grantaire: *pulls away from Jehan and rubs at his bruised throat*
[01:13] Crowley: *saunters back in, wearing his sunglasses, which he had actually stopped wearing a few days ago* *it's obvious from his manner that something's really -changed- about him*
[01:13] Jehan: *bites his lip and looks from Grantaire to Tom*
[01:13] Beezie: *grand smile* Ahhh. It izzzzzzz done. Crawleee.
[01:13] Harry: *to You-Know-Who* Don't you dare touch anyone in here
[01:13] Hermione: Harry... IGNORE it.
[01:14] Harry: Hard to ignore, 'Mione..
[01:14] You-Know-Who: *smirks at Harry*
[01:14] Hermione: He's just trying to goad you, Harry.
[01:14] Hermione: Ignore it.
[01:14] Crowley: *thinks You-Know-Who should goad some more*
[01:15] Hermione: You're better than he is, stronger.
[01:15] You-Know-Who: *casually sets little pieces of furniture on fire*
[01:15] Jehan: ..........
[01:15] Hermione: *turns to "it"*
[01:15] Hermione: Oh BOO HOO
[01:15] Hermione: So you can set furniture on fire
[01:15] Hermione: Crowley... you want to show him YOUR fire trick?
[01:16] Jehan: *gets a cup of water and puts a pretty table thing out*
[01:17] Hermione: *shrugs*
[01:17] Hermione: So you think you're some hot shot, huh? Setting stuff on fire?
[01:17] Harry: *coughs, looking tired and sickly* *sits aside with Hermione*
[01:18] Hermione: *idly waves wand and creates a circle of blue bell flames around ickle Voldiekins*
[01:18] Grantaire: *continues rubbing at throat, rather croaky voice* Hermione...
[01:18] Hermione: Yes?
[01:18] Grantaire: *wry grin* I suppose it's useless t' tell you he's not in a good mood.
[01:19] Hermione: Grantaire... precious....
[01:19] You-Know-Who: *blasts the wall just behind Hermione* Leave me, mudblood
[01:19] Hermione: I'm in a FOUL mood.
[01:19] Hermione: Which is worse.
[01:19] Hermione: *looks at wall in a bored fashion*
[01:19] Hermione: ooooo
[01:19] Harry: Don't call her that
[01:19] Hermione: impressive. *yawn*
[01:19] Grantaire: *laughs, but it comes out a bit of a choke* Yes. But still. *points at neck*
[01:20] Hermione: *fishes around in her pockets*
[01:20] Hermione: *finds a few honey losenges*
[01:20] Hermione: *hands them to Grantaire in the wrapper*
[01:20] Grantaire: *looks strangely at them* Hermione, he choked me. I doubt those'll help.
[01:21] Hermione: *arches eyebrow*
[01:21] Hermione: You're breathing, aren't you?
[01:21] Hermione: Then he didn't choke you.
[01:22] Grantaire: *laughs* Then I suppose these bruises mean nothing, eh?
[01:22] You-Know-Who: *still idly glaring at the children of doom*
[01:22] Jehan: *pats Grantaire helpelssly*
[01:26] Grantaire: *glowers at Tom still*
[01:26] You-Know-Who: *smiles at Harry*
[01:26] Hermione: You know...
[01:27] Harry: *frowns back*
[01:27] Hermione: the LEAST you lot could do be not boring.
[01:27] Harry: *coughs* *shivers*
[01:27] Hermione: You're boring as all Hades.
[01:27] Hermione: All you do is glower and pride yourself on being so evil.
[01:27] Hermione: *goes over to Harry*
[01:27] Jehan: *wants Hermione to stop pestering him*
[01:28] Hermione: *frowns at Jehan* I'm not DOING anything, you half wit.
[01:28] Jehan: ....
[01:28] You-Know-Who: *glares* Be nice, Hermione
[01:28] Grantaire: ........................
[01:29] Hermione: That's RICH coming from YOU.
[01:29] Grantaire: *coldly* Hermione. I'll thank you not to insult Petit Jehan.
[01:29] Hermione: He started it.
[01:29] Hermione: Accusing me of pestering him.
[01:29] You-Know-Who: I am nice to those who deserve it - now apologise to M. Jehan
[01:29] Hermione: But fine.
[01:30] Jehan: ....sorry..
[01:30] Grantaire: *pats Jehan while still glowering at Riddle*
[01:30] Hermione: I'm sorry for frowning at you Jehan.
[01:30] Jehan: ...don't be..
[01:38] You-Know-Who: *looks at Grantaire* Going to go start a fight with Miss Granger, are we? How brotherly of you. I suppose you pick a fight with everyone on a higher intelligence level than yourself? *laughs* No wonder you and M. Enjolras never fight...
[01:38] Jehan: ...
[01:38] Hermione: *frowns at Grantaire*
[01:38] Grantaire: *jumps up and lunges for him* You utter bastard!!
[01:38] Hermione: You know I'll just turn all your alcohol into well water if you piss me off.
[01:39] You-Know-Who: *laughs manically and ignores Grantaire*
[01:39] Jehan: Grantaire, stop!
[01:40] Grantaire: *growls* NO, petit. *punches Tom again* You will not insult Julien in front of me.
[01:42] You-Know-Who: *grips Grantaire's throat hard and throws him across the room* Is he really worth dying for? Because it can be arranged...
[01:42] Grantaire: *coughs* I died for him once, I'll gladly do it again!
[01:42] Jehan: *gapes*
[01:42] Jehan: Grantaire...stop..
[01:43] Grantaire: *ignores Jehan*
[01:43] Hermione: *grabs Grantaire by the scruff of the neck*
[01:43] Jehan: ..
[01:43] Hermione: As annoying as you are...
[01:43] Harry: ....
[01:43] You-Know-Who: *sneers* How... touching. And tell me, how would he feel to find his love in pieces around this room?
[01:43] Hermione: GET OVER HERE.
[01:43] Grantaire: *pulls away* Get OFF, Hermione.
[01:43] Hermione: *punches Grantaire*
[01:43] Hermione: I TOLD you not to piss me off.
[01:44] Hermione: *drags Grantaire across the room*
[01:44] Grantaire: *shakes head* I don't damn well CARE.
[01:44] You-Know-Who: Well he might
[01:44] Crowley: *raises an eyebrow* Humans. We don't even have to do anything.
[01:44] Hermione: Grantaire... do you HAVE a death wish?
[01:44] Hermione: REALLY?
[01:44] Harry: Hermione?
[01:44] Jehan: Oh God...
[01:44] Hermione: *looks at Harry* Yes?
[01:45] Grantaire: I already am dead, Hermione. Can't be that bad t' die again.
[01:45] Hermione: Fine. Whatever.
[01:45] Beezie: *laughs* No, it doezz seem to be inherent, doezzzn't it?
[01:45] Hermione: *shoves Grantaire back towards Voldemort*
[01:45] Hermione: Do whatever you want, moron.
[01:45] Hermione: *walks back to Harry*
[01:46] Grantaire: *stands and walks over to Voldie again* Well, bastard?
[01:46] Jehan: ...
[01:47] You-Know-Who: I suggest you take your anger and direct it at somebody else - if you bother me, Monsieur, you will lose. And as much as I would love to kill you right now? I do not wish to upset M. Jehan
[01:48] Grantaire: *raises an eyebrow* I would, but you see, there's this thing called manners. Means I won't hurt a woman.
[01:49] You-Know-Who: *smirks* Miss Granger? The annoyance of everyone's life ... hopefully she will not be around for much longer
[01:50] Grantaire: *growls* You are a bastard, to talk so casually of killing a pregnant woman.
[01:51] You-Know-Who: *smiles wider* Pregnant, you say? And I did not say I would kill her, merely that I hoped she would not be with us for long
[01:52] Grantaire: *steps closer* You intimated it.
[01:52] Jehan: ..*wants more than anything to pull Grantaire back*
[01:52] You-Know-Who: I merely expressed a wish, Monsieur
[01:53] Grantaire: *snorts* Same difference.
[01:53] You-Know-Who: Not really - if you had literacy skills above ape-level, you would know this
[01:54] Grantaire: *growls* You really are an idiot, to know nothing of the schools I went to. The university of Paris.
[01:54] *** Courfeyrac has joined #desperatefans.
[01:54] Courfeyrac: AMBUSH!
[01:54] Courfeyrac: How is the world?
[01:54] Jehan: ...Courfeyrac, help...
[01:55] Courfeyrac: ...Eh?
[01:55] Courfeyrac: Why what's --?
[01:55] Jehan: Grantaire and M Riddle...
[01:55] You-Know-Who: *smirks* An idiot would not be where I am today, my friend
[01:55] Courfeyrac: *facepalms*whatisitnow.
[01:55] Jehan: ...
[01:55] Grantaire: *bitter laugh* Well, I'm surely one, as I've been told many times.
[01:57] You-Know-Who: An idiot? Yes, I can imagine how frequently you must hear that in connection with everything you do
[01:58] Grantaire: *sarcastic bow* Only from you, Enjolras, and Adrien, monsieur.
[01:58] Courfeyrac: *blinks at his name*
[01:58] Courfeyrac: Alright, I'm starting from scratch here.
[01:58] Jehan: *half wants to hide his face in his hands*
[01:59] Courfeyrac: So er...
[01:59] Crowley: *wants to do something evil, but doesn't know what*
[01:59] Jehan: *wants no evil*
[01:59] Courfeyrac: ...M. Riddle, thank you for the meals, the candles were especially a nice touch.
[01:59] Beezie: *fully supports evil doing*
[01:59] Courfeyrac: And no thanks for the buggering Petit Lola thing, you know, that's really not very civil.
[01:59] You-Know-Who: *nods at 'Rac* I am glad it was to your liking.
[01:59] Courfeyrac: Ah, see above, that wasn't too my liking, much.
[02:00] Courfeyrac: er, i mean.
[02:00] You-Know-Who: I.. apologised for the impromptu moment between myself and Jehan - it was rude of me
[02:00] Courfeyrac: *raises an eyebrow* Oh, tell me more.
[02:01] Jehan: ...*buries his face in his hands*
[02:01] Courfeyrac: I thought we'd had an agreement.
[02:01] Grantaire: *keeps glowering at Riddle*
[02:02] You-Know-Who: I thought it would be wise to get to know those -close- to my employees - I fear I may have underestimated the appeal of M. Jehan and subsequently behaved inappropriately - something which, I hope, he has forgiven me for
[02:02] Jehan: *quickly* I've forgiven you.
[02:02] Courfeyrac: ...Well.
[02:03] Courfeyrac: If Jehan forgives you, there's really no sense in me being mad at you.
[02:03] Jehan: *smiles hopefully at Courfeyrac*
[02:03] Crowley: *very surreptitiously sets the soles of R's shoes on fire, so that he ends up stumbling over them to put them out, and runs SMACK into Tom Riddle. Or something evil like that. But very surreptitiously, so shhh*
[02:03] Grantaire: *runs smack into Riddle, then...surreptitiously*
[02:03] You-Know-Who: *nods at both* Then thankyou to you both. Now, if you could call off your ape friend before he gets himself killed, I would be much obliged
[02:04] You-Know-Who: *sighs* Sometimes, I hate my life *picks up Grantaire by the throat yet again*
[02:05] Jehan: Don'tpleasedon't --
[02:05] Crowley: *hides a small smile*
[02:05] Grantaire: *splutters* I..it wasn't my fault!
[02:05] Courfeyrac: *taps his fingers* M. Riddle?
[02:05] Courfeyrac: It'd be nice if you could stop that.
[02:06] You-Know-Who: *looks over, still holding him in the air* Why should I? He has done nothing but bother me since I arrive .
[02:06] Jehan: *looks as though he'll cry or faint* Stopplease...
[02:06] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Maybe you should talk it over?
[02:06] Courfeyrac: You know, let him go.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: Set him down.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: On the ground.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: As such.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: And talk.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: Verbally.
[02:07] You-Know-Who: I tried, and he punched me
[02:07] Courfeyrac: I promise he won't do it again? *smiles*
[02:07] You-Know-Who: *smirks* For you and Jehan? *drops Grantaire*
[02:08] Grantaire: *dropp'd!*
[02:08] Jehan: ...Thank you...*rushes to Grantaire*
[02:08] Courfeyrac: *can't quite catch Grantaire, but you get the idea*
[02:08] Jehan: Are you all right..?
[02:08] Beezie: *crosses arms and looks at Crawlee with approval*
[02:08] Grantaire: *hoarse laugh* Yes, Jehan.
[02:08] Jehan: ...
[02:08] Courfeyrac: *crosses his arms* Now, let's be as civil as we can about this.
[02:10] Courfeyrac: Premise. I'm assuming that Petit Lo can take care of himself perfectly well.
[02:10] Jehan: ...yes, of course...
[02:10] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Good.
[02:11] You-Know-Who: *smirks at 'Rac*
[02:12] Courfeyrac: So Jehan's --
[02:12] Courfeyrac: Jehan's forgiven.
[02:12] Grantaire: *manages to flop himself on a couch*
[02:12] Courfeyrac: M. Riddle's apologized.
[02:12] Courfeyrac: I'm just standing here.
[02:12] Courfeyrac: And we're all alright.
[02:12] You-Know-Who: Indeed
[02:13] Courfeyrac: *pours Grantaire a drink* Rise and be my valiant knight, dear.
[02:13] Grantaire: *drinks rather shakily* What d'you want?
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[02:13] Courfeyrac: *hands on hips* I want you to play nice with each other.
[02:14] Beezie: *SATANMODS* *waves hand and gives 'Rac acute and sudden laryngitis*
[02:14] Courfeyrac: *blinks*
[02:14] Grantaire: *glares* I will if he does.
[02:14] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:14] Courfeyrac: *mouthes* ohgreat.justfuckinggreat.
[02:14] Beezie: *doesn't like it when people play nice*
[02:14] Jehan: ...?
[02:14] Jehan: ....
[02:14] Jehan: Courfeyrac, are you all right..?
[02:14] Courfeyrac: *grins shakily and points to throat*
[02:15] You-Know-Who: *looks around the room curiously*
[02:15] Jehan: ...would you like...tea..?
[02:15] Crowley: *snickers a little*
[02:15] Courfeyrac: ...*looks around for paper and a pen*
[02:15] Beezie: *smirks*
[02:15] Jehan: *hands him a paper and pen*
[02:15] Grantaire: *glowers at Tom*
[02:16] Aziraphale: *glares* Now you're being just evil. *stands up and strides over to Courfeyrac* *waves his hand irritably at 'Rac's throat and Angelmods*
[02:16] Courfeyrac: *in barely legible handwriting* Does tea cure laryngitis?
[02:16] Jehan: ...Yes, I think so...
[02:16] Courfeyrac: OH.
[02:16] You-Know-Who: Don't look at me, ape-boy!
[02:16] Jehan: Oh!
[02:16] Courfeyrac: Er.
[02:16] Courfeyrac: ...Thank you, Zira.
[02:16] Courfeyrac: *coughs*
[02:16] Grantaire: *continues glaring*
[02:16] Beezie: *SATANMODS* *LARYNGITIS*
[02:16] Jehan: ...
[02:16] Aziraphale: *nods* Can't let him .... oh, he--aven!
[02:16] Courfeyrac: *pounds the table*
[02:17] Jehan: *rushes to get tea*
[02:17] Beezie: Evil, dear angel, izzz the name of thizzzzz game.
[02:17] Courfeyrac: *scribbles* Would you two just make up your minds already!
[02:17] Crowley: *watches in an amused manner*
[02:18] Jehan: *brings Courfeyrac tea*
[02:18] Jehan: *with extra lemon*
[02:18] Courfeyrac: *laughs at the innuendo*
[02:18] Jehan: ....*doesn't get it*
[02:18] You-Know-Who: *smiles amusedly at Jehan poncing about*
[02:19] Aziraphale: *glares in a still extremely scared and unhappy manner at Beezie* *marches up to Crowley and, not giving him a moment to do anything, kisses him*
[02:20] Crowley: *freezes for a minute, then pulls away from Aziraphale* ... What was -that- for?
[02:22] Aziraphale: *stares at Crowley* *whispers* You promised me.
[02:22] Beezie: *blinks at Holmes*
[02:23] Beezie: *ponders more evil...*
[02:24] Courfeyrac: *winces at the lemon overdose, hoarsely* ...Gack Grantaire it's alright, don't be upset, though really I shouldn't be saying this, Jehan should be, and ugh. *drinks more*
[02:24] Crowley: *blinks* Did I? I don't remember promising anything, but you'll have to remember that I'm a demon, after all. Can't be trusted.
[02:24] Jehan: I've tried already....
[02:25] Jehan: *pets Courfeyrac sympathetically*
[02:25] Grantaire: *glowers* He insulted Enjolras.
[02:25] Courfeyrac: *manages to say* Enjolras? What did he say about Enjolras?
[02:26] Grantaire: *is also rather hoarse* He..insulted his intelligence.
[02:26] Aziraphale: *choking back slightly hysterical sobs, manages to say,* You promised, dam--bless you!
[02:26] Courfeyrac: *ponders* Julien's remarkably astute in some matters and dense in a few others...
[02:27] Grantaire: *glares at Adrien*
[02:27] Courfeyrac: ...*scribbles* And yet he is not stupid, alas.
[02:27] Jehan: ...*is too emotionally exhausted to try to say anything*
[02:27] Grantaire: Quite.
[02:27] Courfeyrac: *dramatic scrawl* Think, Grantaire! W.W.J.D.: What Would Julien Do?
[02:27] Crowley: *just gives him an impassive look, and returns to his seat*
[02:27] Holmes: She is quite an interesting person to speak with.
[02:28] Grantaire: *raises an eyebrow* Me, I should hope.
[02:28] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:28] Jehan: ...*blushes*
[02:28] Courfeyrac: *flips a page* Asshat.
[02:28] Aziraphale: *shudders and turns away, leaving quickly* *or else just going quickly to the other end of the room*
[02:28] Grantaire: *bows* Why thank you.
[02:29] Courfeyrac: *begins another sheet of paper* I meant -- I meant, he doesn't seem to be very happy with the concept of your being physically damaged on his behalf.
[02:30] Grantaire: *raises another eyebrow* You have a good point, there.
[02:30] You-Know-Who: *gets up and leaves*
[02:30] *** You-Know-Who has left #desperatefans.
[02:30] Jehan: ...
[02:30] Grantaire: Bastard.
[02:31] Jehan: *buries his face in his hands*
[02:31] Courfeyrac: ...*writes 'laryngitis' all over the piece of paper*
[02:31] Jehan: ...Shall I get you more tea..?
[02:33] Courfeyrac: *looks miserable, writes* It'd be better if you could Godmod, Jehan.
[02:33] Beezie: *looks for someone to do something evil to* *is bored*
[02:33] Jehan: ...I can't. I'm sorry... *kisses Courfeyrac's cheek*
[02:33] Courfeyrac: *grins*
[02:33] Grantaire: *is attempting to drink and not being very successful*
[02:36] Jehan: *brings another cup of tea in case Courfeyrac wants*
[02:37] Courfeyrac: *drains the tea* *would like somebody to Godmod. sniff*
[02:37] Aziraphale: *would angelmod but is currently having a quiet breakdown in another room*
[02:38] Beezie: *SATANMODS* *concentrates on R, and slowly reduces the amount of oxygen in his bloodstream...*
[02:39] Grantaire: *doesn't notice!*
[02:40] Jehan: *just watches Courfeyrac*
[02:40] Montparnasse: *also watching Courfeyrac*
[02:40] Grantaire: *losing oxygen!*
[02:41] Courfeyrac: ...*is depressed at the lack of supernatural!moding*
[02:41] Beezie: *stealzzzz more oxzzzzygen*
[02:41] Jehan: *lays his head on the table, oblivious to Grantaire*
[02:42] Aziraphale: *isn't in a different room, is merely on the couch, and despite his brokenness, has enough presence of mind to tearfully Angelmod Courfeyrac*
[02:43] Jehan: *wants to hug Aziraphale*
[02:43] Courfeyrac: *hugs Zira*
[02:43] Jehan: *does as well*
[02:44] Grantaire: *oxygen stolen!*
[02:44] Courfeyrac: *clears throat*
[02:44] Courfeyrac: That's better.
[02:44] Jehan: *smiles*
[02:45] Grantaire: *looks around the room woozily* Jehan?
[02:45] Jehan: ...yes..?
[02:45] Jehan: *notices something's wrong*
[02:45] Grantaire: *blinks* Why's the room spinning?
[02:45] Courfeyrac: ...It's the earth...
[02:45] Courfeyrac: ...and its axis...
[02:45] Beezie: *stealzzzzzzzz*
[02:46] Courfeyrac: ...and the tilt...
[02:46] Jehan: ...*pales and goes to him* ....What is wrong..?
[02:46] Courfeyrac: *pokes Grantaire's forehead* You alright, Winecask?
[02:46] Grantaire: 's not...th' Earth. *blinks* Not really.
[02:46] Jehan: ...are you ill?
[02:47] Courfeyrac: ...Are you drunk?
[02:47] Grantaire: I...*shakes head* 'M not sure. Not drunk.
[02:47] Jehan: Lay down...*moves Grantaire to the couch*
[02:47] Courfeyrac: *checks his temperature*
[02:48] Beezie: *stealzzzzzzzzz*
[02:48] Grantaire: *lays down*
[02:48] Jehan: *looks worriedly at him* ...I don't know what's wrong.
[02:49] Grantaire: *blinks* Now there's spots. Odd, that.
[02:49] Jehan: Oh, heavens, I don't know what to do...
[02:49] Jehan: Grantaire...does anything hurt..?
[02:50] Courfeyrac: ...*frowns* sunspots?
[02:50] Jehan: Courfeyrac, they're not sunspots...
[02:50] Courfeyrac: ...I'm joking. Sort of...
[02:50] Grantaire: *shakes head dizzily* No, but there's flashes of light.
[02:50] Jehan: .....
[02:50] Jehan: *panics* Oh heaven, I don't know what to do! What's wrong with him? Is he sick? Is he terribly sick?
[02:50] Courfeyrac: *leans over Grantaire* Do you have some sort of somatoform disorder...?
[02:51] Courfeyrac: *hugs Jehan* It's alright... I think... I hope... Oh hell.
[02:51] Grantaire: *bemused* What in hell 're you on about?
[02:51] Beezie: *stealzzzzzz*
[02:51] Jehan: *pulls away and gets water for Grantaire* .....er, please drink this...
[02:52] Grantaire: *shakes head, gasping* Can't.
[02:52] Jehan: ..OhGodohGodohGod...
[02:52] Courfeyrac: ...Ohshit.ohshit.
[02:52] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:52] Crowley: *amused this whole time*
[02:52] Courfeyrac: *randomly grabs a bag of popcorn, starts munching nervously*
[02:52] Jehan: Stay...awake, Grantaire. Please stay awake.
[02:53] Courfeyrac: *offers Jehan popcorn, not quite in it*
[02:53] Jehan: No.
[02:53] Grantaire: *gasps and moves to sit up* Petit..
[02:53] Jehan: ....what.
[02:53] Jehan: ...
[02:53] Courfeyrac: ...Do you need to write a will?
[02:53] Courfeyrac: I'm half a lawyer.
[02:53] Jehan: Shut up.
[02:53] Grantaire: Can't breathe...
[02:53] Jehan: Oh God.
[02:53] Jehan: ...
[02:53] Grantaire: *gasps more*
[02:53] Jehan: Grantaire...
[02:54] Courfeyrac: ...*frowns* Lo, it's alright, I mean... Well...
[02:54] Jehan: *hugs him tightly* .....ohgodohgodohgod.
[02:54] Jehan: Grantaire, just...calm down. Calmdownandbreathe.
[02:54] Courfeyrac: *leans over Grantaire* So are you -- what's it like --?
[02:54] Grantaire: *shaking* I can't..I can't get air..
[02:55] Jehan: Ohgod....*gets slightly hysterical* Grantaire just focus please oh please.
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ...*taps his foot nervously* ...
[02:56] Grantaire: *gasps shortly* *hyperventilates* P-please...
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ......Breathe.
[02:56] Courfeyrac: Oh God.
[02:56] Jehan: ...*cries* Grantaire, just pleasepleaseplease...please...
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ...oh -god-.......
[02:56] Beezie: *stealzzzz*
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ......I've read about this somewhere...
[02:57] Courfeyrac: ...andIcan'tremember...
[02:57] Courfeyrac: ohHELL.
[02:57] Grantaire: *keeeeps hyperventilating*
[02:57] Courfeyrac: *stuffs the bag of popcorn over Grantaire's mouth*
[02:57] Jehan: *smacks Courfeyrac*
[02:57] Crowley: *watches, totally unphased*
[02:57] Grantaire: *popcorn'd!*
[02:57] Courfeyrac: *winces* Jehan!
[02:57] Courfeyrac: I --
[02:57] Jehan: Stop it.
[02:57] Courfeyrac: -- it's a paper bag!
[02:57] Courfeyrac: The popcorn's not the point!
[02:57] Grantaire: *paper bag'd!*
[02:57] Jehan: Stop it.
[02:57] Jehan: Get help, please, Courfeyrac.
[02:57] Courfeyrac: -- from where?!
[02:58] Courfeyrac: I --
[02:58] Courfeyrac: -- Jehan!
[02:58] Jehan: Get help!
[02:58] Jehan: Please!
[02:58] Jehan: *hugs Grantaire* Please just....pleaseplease...
[02:58] Joly: Guh, bed in like five minutes or so.
[02:58] Jehan: ...
[02:58] Courfeyrac: I swear, it's a medical procedure --
[02:58] Courfeyrac: --
[02:58] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:58] Courfeyrac: JOLY.
[02:58] Joly: What?
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Are you there?
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Good.
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Joly.
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Help.
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Please.
[02:58] Jehan: Help...*gets hysterical*
[02:59] Grantaire: *gasps again* J-joly...
[02:59] Joly: [wow, wrong window.]
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (irealize. XD)
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (butstill,help!)
[02:59] Courfeyrac: What do you do in case of --
[02:59] Grantaire: [NO STAY HERE]
[02:59] Grantaire: [FIX R]
[02:59] Joly: [no. am busy. *hides face*]
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (zomg.)
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (*guilt!*)
[02:59] Joly: [*can only see about half the letters without glasses*]
[03:00] Courfeyrac: (damn, then we'll pretend that didn't happen. XD)
[03:01] Grantaire: *passes out*
[03:01] Jehan: ......
[03:01] Jehan: *crumples on Grantaire*
[03:01] Beezie: *pleased!*
[03:01] Courfeyrac: ...
[03:01] Courfeyrac: *facepalms* This is PERFECT.
[03:01] Jehan: OhGodohGodohGod.
[03:01] Beezie: *...bores quickly...*
[03:01] Jehan: What if he's hurt...or if he somehow dies...or if he never wakes up...
[03:02] Courfeyrac: *shakes Grantaire* That won't happen. You know that won't happen.
[03:02] Grantaire: X_x
[03:02] Jehan: *can't stop shaking* Grantaire....Grantaire...
[03:03] Courfeyrac: *grabs Jehan from behind* Jehan, let him alone, it's --
[03:04] Grantaire: *still out*
[03:04] Courfeyrac: -- shaking him isn't going to --
[03:04] Jehan: *pulls away* Grantaire...
[03:04] Courfeyrac: *takes a deep breath* Alright. So why did I listen to my parents when they told me to become a lawyer?
[03:05] Jehan: *pats Grantaire's face* ....wakeupwakeup, pleasepleaseplease...
[03:05] Courfeyrac: God... Lo...... *pulls him away further*
[03:05] Courfeyrac: ...Please, sit on a chair...
[03:05] Courfeyrac: ...or something, just...
[03:06] Jehan: No -- Courfeyrac....he's...he's....he's..
[03:06] Courfeyrac: ...he'll be alright.
[03:07] Grantaire: *still out*
[03:07] Courfeyrac: *sighs* And the only medical knowledge I have is changing bandages and CPR... shoot.
[03:08] Jehan: *smacks him again* Let me go -- Grantaire...Grantaire...*shakes him some more*
[03:08] Courfeyrac: *pulls Jehan away* Please, stop it, Jehan!
[03:08] Jehan: *cries and smacks him again*
[03:08] Courfeyrac: *winces*
[03:08] Courfeyrac: ...Jehan. Please.
[03:08] Jehan: *crawls back to Grantaire* Can't I do anything....Grantaire...
[03:09] Grantaire: *eyes flutter!*
[03:09] Courfeyrac: ...Grantaire?
[03:09] Jehan: Oh -- *shakes Grantaire*
[03:09] Courfeyrac: Grantaire. Hello?
[03:09] Grantaire: Mmm?
[03:09] Beezie: *cacklezzz to himself*
[03:09] Courfeyrac: *breathes* Ohgod.
[03:09] Jehan: *hugs Grantaire tightly*
[03:10] Grantaire: *blinks* Mmmwha?
[03:10] Courfeyrac: *grins wryly* God. Don't do that.
[03:10] Jehan: Grantaire -- Grantaire...*hugs him tighter*
[03:11] Grantaire: *opens eyes and moves to sit up* Whoa...
[03:12] Jehan: *tries to stop sounding so hysterical* ...I thought something had happened, oh, Grantaire, you just...
[03:12] Grantaire: *blinks and steadies himself* 'm alright, I think.
[03:13] Jehan: *abruptly lets go of Grantaire and hides his face in his hands*
[03:13] Courfeyrac: *tastes blood* Well, just don't do that again. God, that was...
[03:13] Grantaire: *hoarse laugh* Frightening?
[03:13] Courfeyrac: ...for lack of a better word, yes. *wipes his lips*
[03:14] Grantaire: *another laugh* You're not the one that couldn't breathe.
[03:15] Courfeyrac: ...You have a point. *winces*
[03:15] Courfeyrac: ...Lo, are you alright?
[03:16] Jehan: *shakes his head*
[03:16] Grantaire: *inhales experimentally* Think 'M alright now, though.
[03:16] Courfeyrac: *rueful laugh* Look, Lo. He's alright.
[03:16] Jehan: *looks up* ...I hit you..
[03:17] Courfeyrac: Hmm?
[03:17] Jehan: I...hit you. A lot.
[03:17] Courfeyrac: What? Oh...
[03:17] Courfeyrac: ...*fails to see how this is relevant*
[03:17] Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac* Hit me back, please...I'm so sorry...
[03:17] Courfeyrac: ......I was ask...
[03:17] Courfeyrac: ...Jehan.
[03:17] Grantaire: Jehan...don't be an idiot.
[03:18] Jehan: I....
[03:18] Jehan: I was horrible to you both..
[03:18] Courfeyrac: ...*brushes Jehan's hair out of his eyes* Happy birthday, Petit Lo.
[03:18] Jehan: ...*laughs like a sob* Oh God, don't bring that up now...
[03:19] Grantaire: *laughs* Sorry for your birthday present, Jehan.
[03:19] Jehan: *hugs them both tightly* I'm so sorry...I was stupid...
[03:19] Courfeyrac: ...Yes, sorry I'm broke.
[03:20] Jehan: Courfeyrac, please don't think about that....I'm trying to apologize....do you forgive me...?
[03:20] Courfeyrac: ...*grins* For what?
[03:20] Jehan: *crumples against him* For hitting you...many times...
[03:21] Courfeyrac: *pats his back* And I still didn't see much sense.
[03:21] Grantaire: *still a bit dizzy, but decides not to mention it*
[03:21] Jehan: Do you forgive me...? You can hit me back....you can be angry with me...
[03:21] Courfeyrac: *mouthes* Y0, Winecask, I know CPR, d00d
[03:22] Grantaire: *thumbs up?*
[03:22] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Happy twentieth birthday.
[03:22] Holmes: .....please...just say something!
[03:22] Jehan: Courfeyrac....*cries* ...please...do you forgive me...?
[03:22] Grantaire: *hugs Jehan from behind* Happy 20th birthday, Jehan.
[03:22] Courfeyrac: For being so young? Oh certainly...
[03:23] Jehan: .....*buries his face in his hands*
[03:23] Courfeyrac: Oh God... Please don't cry...
[03:23] Jehan: ....do you forgive me...?
[03:24] Courfeyrac: ...for whatever it is, yes... for everything.
[03:24] Courfeyrac: For being young, and naive, and vulnerable, and considerate, and everything.
[03:24] Jehan: ...no, please....for hitting you....for hitting you so many times....do you forgive me for that..?
[03:24] Jehan: I didn't mean to -- *voice breaks*
[03:24] Grantaire: *stops hugging, as this is awkward*
[03:25] Courfeyrac: *grins, pulls Grantaire closer* Of course. If ever I took offense.
[03:25] Grantaire: *hugg'd again*
[03:25] Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac tightly and manages to get an arm around Grantaire* I love you, Courfeyrac. I love you both.
[03:26] Grantaire: *awkwardface* Love you too, petit.
[03:26] Jehan: *stifles sobs* I'm so horrible..
[03:27] Courfeyrac: ...No you're not...
[03:27] Grantaire: Hush, Jehan.
[03:27] Courfeyrac: ...*whispers* children guessed but only a few, and down they forgot as up they grew...
[03:28] Courfeyrac: ...autumn winter spring summer, that noone loved him more by more...
[03:28] Jehan: Yes -- I would never....I thought I'd never....you didn't deserve...
[03:28] Jehan: ...Cummings..
[03:28] Courfeyrac: *laughs* No, I don't deserve Cummings.
[03:28] Grantaire: *awkward leik whoa* *backs away*
[03:28] Crowley: *grows bored and wanders away*
[03:28] Courfeyrac: *raises an eyebrow at Grantaire, sends signals of awcomeonman*
[03:29] Jehan: ....No....you didn't deserve to be hit...I do, for it....it was horrible of me..
[03:29] Grantaire: *shakes head and moves back to his couch*
[03:29] Courfeyrac: It wasn't...
[03:29] Courfeyrac: ...and I still can't buy you a birthday present...
[03:30] Courfeyrac: ...but I -can- invite you to your own deflowering. *grins*
[03:30] Jehan: I don't want one...I'm so lucky...I'm the luckiest person in the world...*stifles more sounds*
[03:30] Grantaire: *grins broadly*
[03:30] Jehan: .....*shakes his head* I love you.
[03:31] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Oh shush. Be happier later, alright?
[03:31] Jehan: Hit me if you like...please...anything....
[03:33] Courfeyrac: *would kiss him, but would transfuse blood*
[03:33] Grantaire: *rolls eyes* Petit, if it'll make you feel better, -I'll- hit you.
[03:33] Jehan: ...I deserve to be hit...
[03:34] Courfeyrac: And I'll have to punch you, Grantaire. *grins*
[03:34] Jehan: No, please...none of that...
[03:34] Courfeyrac: Well then... Don't ask for it...
[03:34] Grantaire: *mock reproach* Really, now, haven't I been hurt enough today?
[03:34] Courfeyrac: *laughs* Good point.
[03:34] Jehan: ....*hugs Courfeyrac tightly*
[03:35] Grantaire: *counts* Let's see. Choked twice, then punched by a woman, no less..and then whatever the hell that last was.
[03:35] Courfeyrac: *strokes his hair* Happy birthday... happy birthday.
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (God, that really is a lot of physical abuse for a day. XD)
[03:35] Grantaire: [yep]
[03:35] Jehan: I love you...
[03:35] Grantaire: [Thank Tom for the choking]
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (Which woman punched?!)
[03:35] Crowley: (Feet set on fire. ;) )
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (oh.)
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (Mione.)
[03:36] Courfeyrac: ...Then smile?
[03:36] Jehan: *small smile* ...I'm so sorry..
[03:37] Courfeyrac: Don't you dare be sorry.
[03:37] Courfeyrac: Or I'll be angry at you.
[03:37] Grantaire: *laughs* You've no reason to be sorry, Jehan. I was being an arse.
[03:37] Jehan: .....Then....I don't know what I can say...
[03:37] Jehan: Grantaire, you weren't...
[03:37] Grantaire: I -was-.
[03:37] Courfeyrac: You were a martyr, good sir.
[03:37] Jehan: ...by fainting..? Of course not....
[03:38] Courfeyrac: Or by righteous rage? Oh no.
[03:38] Grantaire: 'S still not Jehan's fault.
[03:38] Courfeyrac: ...No... Of course not... and it's none of yours either...
[03:38] Courfeyrac: ...*rummages in his pocket*
[03:38] Jehan: ...
[03:39] Courfeyrac: *comes up with a lighter*
[03:39] Courfeyrac: *flicks it on* Make a wish, Lolita.
[03:39] Jehan: *closes his eyes and pauses*
[03:40] Grantaire: *eyes Crowley*
[03:40] Holmes: If you want to call it off, go right ahead.
[03:40] Jehan: Right...I dont tell, do I...?
[03:40] Crowley: *leers evilly at Grantaire*
[03:40] Courfeyrac: ..Of course not. *smiles*
[03:41] Grantaire: *eyes nervously back*
[03:41] Courfeyrac: Keep it secret.
[03:41] Jehan: *smiles slightly*
[03:41] Grantaire: [Keep it safe.]
[03:41] Grantaire: [ahem]
[03:41] Courfeyrac: (Iknewthatwascoming!!!)
[03:44] Jehan: *blows out the flame*
[03:44] Courfeyrac: *grins, stuffs the lighter back into his pocket*
[03:44] Courfeyrac: Happy birthday.
[03:44] Courfeyrac: Have I said that already?
[03:44] Courfeyrac: Happy birthday.
[03:44] Jehan: ...yes....but it doesn't matter. Birthdays don't matter.
[03:44] Grantaire: *keeps eyeing LeyLey*
[03:45] Courfeyrac: What does?
[03:45] Jehan: You.
[03:45] Courfeyrac: *laughs* Oh, God.
[03:45] Courfeyrac: I hope I'm forever.
[03:45] Jehan: Yes, you are...always.
[03:45] Jehan: I love you.
[03:45] Crowley: *-would- cause all the candles on the cake to flare you really high, but somehow feels strange without Aziraphale there. for some strange reason, you know.*
[03:46] Courfeyrac: Good, I won't have to leave you behind then...
[03:46] Courfeyrac: ...*actually, we have no cake. XD)
[00:57] *** You-Know-Who has joined #desperatefans
[00:57] Grantaire: *rises and stalks to Tom* YOU.
[00:57] Jehan: ...Hello..
[00:57] Jehan: ...*pulls Grantaire back*
[00:57] You-Know-Who: Yes...?
[00:57] Grantaire: *pulls away from Jehan* .....You took advantage of le petit poete.
[00:58] Jehan: Don't, Grantaire...
[00:58] You-Know-Who: I do not see how this is any of your business - get out of my way.
[00:59] Grantaire: *glares* No. And it is my business, monsieur. Jehan is like my younger brother.
[00:59] You-Know-Who: *sneers* Indeed.
[00:59] Grantaire: Indeed, monsieur. *glares and doesn't move*
[00:59] Jehan: ...
[01:00] You-Know-Who: *snarls* Myself and M. Jehan have discussed what happened and, unless he says otherwise, the matter is closed. Now, I suggest you move out of my way.
[01:01] Jehan: It is, Grantaire..
[01:01] Grantaire: *glowers even more glowerly* NO. You took advantage of Jehan, and I will not allow it to happen again. *punches*
[01:01] Jehan: Don't --
[01:02] You-Know-Who: *snarls* I warned you, boy! *picks him up by the throat* Do not mess with me, do you understand?
[01:02] Jehan: Oh, don't --
[01:03] Grantaire: *manages to gasp* Put me down and fight like a man.
[01:04] You-Know-Who: *grips tighter* You are not worth my energy - nothing but a filthy little French boy, kept around for prettyboy's amusement. Now, I shall put you down and you shall walk away - if you do not? You will die - or perhaps it'll be your darling Enjolras that gets it.
[01:05] Jehan: ...please don't...pleasepleaseplease..
[01:05] Grantaire: *glares* Put..me...DOWN.
[01:05] You-Know-Who: You leave me be and I shall not bother you - do I make myself clear?
[01:06] Grantaire: *nods*
[01:07] You-Know-Who: *lowers Grantaire to the floor* Then we are agreed *bows mockingly* M. Grantaire *walks away*
[01:07] Grantaire: *rubs at his throat and mutters* Bastard.
[01:07] Jehan: ...Are you all right...?
[01:08] Grantaire: 'M fine, petit.
[01:08] Jehan: ...you should not have done that..
[01:08] Grantaire: But I did. And I don't regret it.
[01:08] Jehan: *hugs Grantaire*
[01:08] Grantaire: *laughs* Gently, please.
[01:08] Jehan: Oh -- I'm sorry...
[01:09] *** Hermione has joined #desperatefans.
[01:09] Hermione: Harry?
[01:09] You-Know-Who: *glares*
[01:09] Hermione: Oh SHOVE OFF
[01:09] Hermione: *turns to Harry again*
[01:09] Harry: *groggily* Hi, Hermione
[01:10] Hermione: *looks at Harry a little worriedly*
[01:10] Hermione: Are...
[01:10] Hermione: Come on, let's talk...
[01:10] You-Know-Who: *idly plays with wand, staring at the Potter brats*
[01:10] Hermione: I thought I told you to SHOVE OFF.
[01:12] You-Know-Who: *barely restrains urge to blast Hermione through the wall*
[01:12] Grantaire: *pulls away from Jehan and rubs at his bruised throat*
[01:13] Crowley: *saunters back in, wearing his sunglasses, which he had actually stopped wearing a few days ago* *it's obvious from his manner that something's really -changed- about him*
[01:13] Jehan: *bites his lip and looks from Grantaire to Tom*
[01:13] Beezie: *grand smile* Ahhh. It izzzzzzz done. Crawleee.
[01:13] Harry: *to You-Know-Who* Don't you dare touch anyone in here
[01:13] Hermione: Harry... IGNORE it.
[01:14] Harry: Hard to ignore, 'Mione..
[01:14] You-Know-Who: *smirks at Harry*
[01:14] Hermione: He's just trying to goad you, Harry.
[01:14] Hermione: Ignore it.
[01:14] Crowley: *thinks You-Know-Who should goad some more*
[01:15] Hermione: You're better than he is, stronger.
[01:15] You-Know-Who: *casually sets little pieces of furniture on fire*
[01:15] Jehan: ..........
[01:15] Hermione: *turns to "it"*
[01:15] Hermione: Oh BOO HOO
[01:15] Hermione: So you can set furniture on fire
[01:15] Hermione: Crowley... you want to show him YOUR fire trick?
[01:16] Jehan: *gets a cup of water and puts a pretty table thing out*
[01:17] Hermione: *shrugs*
[01:17] Hermione: So you think you're some hot shot, huh? Setting stuff on fire?
[01:17] Harry: *coughs, looking tired and sickly* *sits aside with Hermione*
[01:18] Hermione: *idly waves wand and creates a circle of blue bell flames around ickle Voldiekins*
[01:18] Grantaire: *continues rubbing at throat, rather croaky voice* Hermione...
[01:18] Hermione: Yes?
[01:18] Grantaire: *wry grin* I suppose it's useless t' tell you he's not in a good mood.
[01:19] Hermione: Grantaire... precious....
[01:19] You-Know-Who: *blasts the wall just behind Hermione* Leave me, mudblood
[01:19] Hermione: I'm in a FOUL mood.
[01:19] Hermione: Which is worse.
[01:19] Hermione: *looks at wall in a bored fashion*
[01:19] Hermione: ooooo
[01:19] Harry: Don't call her that
[01:19] Hermione: impressive. *yawn*
[01:19] Grantaire: *laughs, but it comes out a bit of a choke* Yes. But still. *points at neck*
[01:20] Hermione: *fishes around in her pockets*
[01:20] Hermione: *finds a few honey losenges*
[01:20] Hermione: *hands them to Grantaire in the wrapper*
[01:20] Grantaire: *looks strangely at them* Hermione, he choked me. I doubt those'll help.
[01:21] Hermione: *arches eyebrow*
[01:21] Hermione: You're breathing, aren't you?
[01:21] Hermione: Then he didn't choke you.
[01:22] Grantaire: *laughs* Then I suppose these bruises mean nothing, eh?
[01:22] You-Know-Who: *still idly glaring at the children of doom*
[01:22] Jehan: *pats Grantaire helpelssly*
[01:26] Grantaire: *glowers at Tom still*
[01:26] You-Know-Who: *smiles at Harry*
[01:26] Hermione: You know...
[01:27] Harry: *frowns back*
[01:27] Hermione: the LEAST you lot could do be not boring.
[01:27] Harry: *coughs* *shivers*
[01:27] Hermione: You're boring as all Hades.
[01:27] Hermione: All you do is glower and pride yourself on being so evil.
[01:27] Hermione: *goes over to Harry*
[01:27] Jehan: *wants Hermione to stop pestering him*
[01:28] Hermione: *frowns at Jehan* I'm not DOING anything, you half wit.
[01:28] Jehan: ....
[01:28] You-Know-Who: *glares* Be nice, Hermione
[01:28] Grantaire: ........................
[01:29] Hermione: That's RICH coming from YOU.
[01:29] Grantaire: *coldly* Hermione. I'll thank you not to insult Petit Jehan.
[01:29] Hermione: He started it.
[01:29] Hermione: Accusing me of pestering him.
[01:29] You-Know-Who: I am nice to those who deserve it - now apologise to M. Jehan
[01:29] Hermione: But fine.
[01:30] Jehan: ....sorry..
[01:30] Grantaire: *pats Jehan while still glowering at Riddle*
[01:30] Hermione: I'm sorry for frowning at you Jehan.
[01:30] Jehan: ...don't be..
[01:38] You-Know-Who: *looks at Grantaire* Going to go start a fight with Miss Granger, are we? How brotherly of you. I suppose you pick a fight with everyone on a higher intelligence level than yourself? *laughs* No wonder you and M. Enjolras never fight...
[01:38] Jehan: ...
[01:38] Hermione: *frowns at Grantaire*
[01:38] Grantaire: *jumps up and lunges for him* You utter bastard!!
[01:38] Hermione: You know I'll just turn all your alcohol into well water if you piss me off.
[01:39] You-Know-Who: *laughs manically and ignores Grantaire*
[01:39] Jehan: Grantaire, stop!
[01:40] Grantaire: *growls* NO, petit. *punches Tom again* You will not insult Julien in front of me.
[01:42] You-Know-Who: *grips Grantaire's throat hard and throws him across the room* Is he really worth dying for? Because it can be arranged...
[01:42] Grantaire: *coughs* I died for him once, I'll gladly do it again!
[01:42] Jehan: *gapes*
[01:42] Jehan: Grantaire...stop..
[01:43] Grantaire: *ignores Jehan*
[01:43] Hermione: *grabs Grantaire by the scruff of the neck*
[01:43] Jehan: ..
[01:43] Hermione: As annoying as you are...
[01:43] Harry: ....
[01:43] You-Know-Who: *sneers* How... touching. And tell me, how would he feel to find his love in pieces around this room?
[01:43] Hermione: GET OVER HERE.
[01:43] Grantaire: *pulls away* Get OFF, Hermione.
[01:43] Hermione: *punches Grantaire*
[01:43] Hermione: I TOLD you not to piss me off.
[01:44] Hermione: *drags Grantaire across the room*
[01:44] Grantaire: *shakes head* I don't damn well CARE.
[01:44] You-Know-Who: Well he might
[01:44] Crowley: *raises an eyebrow* Humans. We don't even have to do anything.
[01:44] Hermione: Grantaire... do you HAVE a death wish?
[01:44] Hermione: REALLY?
[01:44] Harry: Hermione?
[01:44] Jehan: Oh God...
[01:44] Hermione: *looks at Harry* Yes?
[01:45] Grantaire: I already am dead, Hermione. Can't be that bad t' die again.
[01:45] Hermione: Fine. Whatever.
[01:45] Beezie: *laughs* No, it doezz seem to be inherent, doezzzn't it?
[01:45] Hermione: *shoves Grantaire back towards Voldemort*
[01:45] Hermione: Do whatever you want, moron.
[01:45] Hermione: *walks back to Harry*
[01:46] Grantaire: *stands and walks over to Voldie again* Well, bastard?
[01:46] Jehan: ...
[01:47] You-Know-Who: I suggest you take your anger and direct it at somebody else - if you bother me, Monsieur, you will lose. And as much as I would love to kill you right now? I do not wish to upset M. Jehan
[01:48] Grantaire: *raises an eyebrow* I would, but you see, there's this thing called manners. Means I won't hurt a woman.
[01:49] You-Know-Who: *smirks* Miss Granger? The annoyance of everyone's life ... hopefully she will not be around for much longer
[01:50] Grantaire: *growls* You are a bastard, to talk so casually of killing a pregnant woman.
[01:51] You-Know-Who: *smiles wider* Pregnant, you say? And I did not say I would kill her, merely that I hoped she would not be with us for long
[01:52] Grantaire: *steps closer* You intimated it.
[01:52] Jehan: ..*wants more than anything to pull Grantaire back*
[01:52] You-Know-Who: I merely expressed a wish, Monsieur
[01:53] Grantaire: *snorts* Same difference.
[01:53] You-Know-Who: Not really - if you had literacy skills above ape-level, you would know this
[01:54] Grantaire: *growls* You really are an idiot, to know nothing of the schools I went to. The university of Paris.
[01:54] *** Courfeyrac has joined #desperatefans.
[01:54] Courfeyrac: AMBUSH!
[01:54] Courfeyrac: How is the world?
[01:54] Jehan: ...Courfeyrac, help...
[01:55] Courfeyrac: ...Eh?
[01:55] Courfeyrac: Why what's --?
[01:55] Jehan: Grantaire and M Riddle...
[01:55] You-Know-Who: *smirks* An idiot would not be where I am today, my friend
[01:55] Courfeyrac: *facepalms*whatisitnow.
[01:55] Jehan: ...
[01:55] Grantaire: *bitter laugh* Well, I'm surely one, as I've been told many times.
[01:57] You-Know-Who: An idiot? Yes, I can imagine how frequently you must hear that in connection with everything you do
[01:58] Grantaire: *sarcastic bow* Only from you, Enjolras, and Adrien, monsieur.
[01:58] Courfeyrac: *blinks at his name*
[01:58] Courfeyrac: Alright, I'm starting from scratch here.
[01:58] Jehan: *half wants to hide his face in his hands*
[01:59] Courfeyrac: So er...
[01:59] Crowley: *wants to do something evil, but doesn't know what*
[01:59] Jehan: *wants no evil*
[01:59] Courfeyrac: ...M. Riddle, thank you for the meals, the candles were especially a nice touch.
[01:59] Beezie: *fully supports evil doing*
[01:59] Courfeyrac: And no thanks for the buggering Petit Lola thing, you know, that's really not very civil.
[01:59] You-Know-Who: *nods at 'Rac* I am glad it was to your liking.
[01:59] Courfeyrac: Ah, see above, that wasn't too my liking, much.
[02:00] Courfeyrac: er, i mean.
[02:00] You-Know-Who: I.. apologised for the impromptu moment between myself and Jehan - it was rude of me
[02:00] Courfeyrac: *raises an eyebrow* Oh, tell me more.
[02:01] Jehan: ...*buries his face in his hands*
[02:01] Courfeyrac: I thought we'd had an agreement.
[02:01] Grantaire: *keeps glowering at Riddle*
[02:02] You-Know-Who: I thought it would be wise to get to know those -close- to my employees - I fear I may have underestimated the appeal of M. Jehan and subsequently behaved inappropriately - something which, I hope, he has forgiven me for
[02:02] Jehan: *quickly* I've forgiven you.
[02:02] Courfeyrac: ...Well.
[02:03] Courfeyrac: If Jehan forgives you, there's really no sense in me being mad at you.
[02:03] Jehan: *smiles hopefully at Courfeyrac*
[02:03] Crowley: *very surreptitiously sets the soles of R's shoes on fire, so that he ends up stumbling over them to put them out, and runs SMACK into Tom Riddle. Or something evil like that. But very surreptitiously, so shhh*
[02:03] Grantaire: *runs smack into Riddle, then...surreptitiously*
[02:03] You-Know-Who: *nods at both* Then thankyou to you both. Now, if you could call off your ape friend before he gets himself killed, I would be much obliged
[02:04] You-Know-Who: *sighs* Sometimes, I hate my life *picks up Grantaire by the throat yet again*
[02:05] Jehan: Don'tpleasedon't --
[02:05] Crowley: *hides a small smile*
[02:05] Grantaire: *splutters* I..it wasn't my fault!
[02:05] Courfeyrac: *taps his fingers* M. Riddle?
[02:05] Courfeyrac: It'd be nice if you could stop that.
[02:06] You-Know-Who: *looks over, still holding him in the air* Why should I? He has done nothing but bother me since I arrive .
[02:06] Jehan: *looks as though he'll cry or faint* Stopplease...
[02:06] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Maybe you should talk it over?
[02:06] Courfeyrac: You know, let him go.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: Set him down.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: On the ground.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: As such.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: And talk.
[02:07] Courfeyrac: Verbally.
[02:07] You-Know-Who: I tried, and he punched me
[02:07] Courfeyrac: I promise he won't do it again? *smiles*
[02:07] You-Know-Who: *smirks* For you and Jehan? *drops Grantaire*
[02:08] Grantaire: *dropp'd!*
[02:08] Jehan: ...Thank you...*rushes to Grantaire*
[02:08] Courfeyrac: *can't quite catch Grantaire, but you get the idea*
[02:08] Jehan: Are you all right..?
[02:08] Beezie: *crosses arms and looks at Crawlee with approval*
[02:08] Grantaire: *hoarse laugh* Yes, Jehan.
[02:08] Jehan: ...
[02:08] Courfeyrac: *crosses his arms* Now, let's be as civil as we can about this.
[02:10] Courfeyrac: Premise. I'm assuming that Petit Lo can take care of himself perfectly well.
[02:10] Jehan: ...yes, of course...
[02:10] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Good.
[02:11] You-Know-Who: *smirks at 'Rac*
[02:12] Courfeyrac: So Jehan's --
[02:12] Courfeyrac: Jehan's forgiven.
[02:12] Grantaire: *manages to flop himself on a couch*
[02:12] Courfeyrac: M. Riddle's apologized.
[02:12] Courfeyrac: I'm just standing here.
[02:12] Courfeyrac: And we're all alright.
[02:12] You-Know-Who: Indeed
[02:13] Courfeyrac: *pours Grantaire a drink* Rise and be my valiant knight, dear.
[02:13] Grantaire: *drinks rather shakily* What d'you want?
[02:13] *** Beezie has joined #desperatefans.
[02:13] Courfeyrac: *hands on hips* I want you to play nice with each other.
[02:14] Beezie: *SATANMODS* *waves hand and gives 'Rac acute and sudden laryngitis*
[02:14] Courfeyrac: *blinks*
[02:14] Grantaire: *glares* I will if he does.
[02:14] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:14] Courfeyrac: *mouthes* ohgreat.justfuckinggreat.
[02:14] Beezie: *doesn't like it when people play nice*
[02:14] Jehan: ...?
[02:14] Jehan: ....
[02:14] Jehan: Courfeyrac, are you all right..?
[02:14] Courfeyrac: *grins shakily and points to throat*
[02:15] You-Know-Who: *looks around the room curiously*
[02:15] Jehan: ...would you like...tea..?
[02:15] Crowley: *snickers a little*
[02:15] Courfeyrac: ...*looks around for paper and a pen*
[02:15] Beezie: *smirks*
[02:15] Jehan: *hands him a paper and pen*
[02:15] Grantaire: *glowers at Tom*
[02:16] Aziraphale: *glares* Now you're being just evil. *stands up and strides over to Courfeyrac* *waves his hand irritably at 'Rac's throat and Angelmods*
[02:16] Courfeyrac: *in barely legible handwriting* Does tea cure laryngitis?
[02:16] Jehan: ...Yes, I think so...
[02:16] Courfeyrac: OH.
[02:16] You-Know-Who: Don't look at me, ape-boy!
[02:16] Jehan: Oh!
[02:16] Courfeyrac: Er.
[02:16] Courfeyrac: ...Thank you, Zira.
[02:16] Courfeyrac: *coughs*
[02:16] Grantaire: *continues glaring*
[02:16] Beezie: *SATANMODS* *LARYNGITIS*
[02:16] Jehan: ...
[02:16] Aziraphale: *nods* Can't let him .... oh, he--aven!
[02:16] Courfeyrac: *pounds the table*
[02:17] Jehan: *rushes to get tea*
[02:17] Beezie: Evil, dear angel, izzz the name of thizzzzz game.
[02:17] Courfeyrac: *scribbles* Would you two just make up your minds already!
[02:17] Crowley: *watches in an amused manner*
[02:18] Jehan: *brings Courfeyrac tea*
[02:18] Jehan: *with extra lemon*
[02:18] Courfeyrac: *laughs at the innuendo*
[02:18] Jehan: ....*doesn't get it*
[02:18] You-Know-Who: *smiles amusedly at Jehan poncing about*
[02:19] Aziraphale: *glares in a still extremely scared and unhappy manner at Beezie* *marches up to Crowley and, not giving him a moment to do anything, kisses him*
[02:20] Crowley: *freezes for a minute, then pulls away from Aziraphale* ... What was -that- for?
[02:22] Aziraphale: *stares at Crowley* *whispers* You promised me.
[02:22] Beezie: *blinks at Holmes*
[02:23] Beezie: *ponders more evil...*
[02:24] Courfeyrac: *winces at the lemon overdose, hoarsely* ...Gack Grantaire it's alright, don't be upset, though really I shouldn't be saying this, Jehan should be, and ugh. *drinks more*
[02:24] Crowley: *blinks* Did I? I don't remember promising anything, but you'll have to remember that I'm a demon, after all. Can't be trusted.
[02:24] Jehan: I've tried already....
[02:25] Jehan: *pets Courfeyrac sympathetically*
[02:25] Grantaire: *glowers* He insulted Enjolras.
[02:25] Courfeyrac: *manages to say* Enjolras? What did he say about Enjolras?
[02:26] Grantaire: *is also rather hoarse* He..insulted his intelligence.
[02:26] Aziraphale: *choking back slightly hysterical sobs, manages to say,* You promised, dam--bless you!
[02:26] Courfeyrac: *ponders* Julien's remarkably astute in some matters and dense in a few others...
[02:27] Grantaire: *glares at Adrien*
[02:27] Courfeyrac: ...*scribbles* And yet he is not stupid, alas.
[02:27] Jehan: ...*is too emotionally exhausted to try to say anything*
[02:27] Grantaire: Quite.
[02:27] Courfeyrac: *dramatic scrawl* Think, Grantaire! W.W.J.D.: What Would Julien Do?
[02:27] Crowley: *just gives him an impassive look, and returns to his seat*
[02:27] Holmes: She is quite an interesting person to speak with.
[02:28] Grantaire: *raises an eyebrow* Me, I should hope.
[02:28] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:28] Jehan: ...*blushes*
[02:28] Courfeyrac: *flips a page* Asshat.
[02:28] Aziraphale: *shudders and turns away, leaving quickly* *or else just going quickly to the other end of the room*
[02:28] Grantaire: *bows* Why thank you.
[02:29] Courfeyrac: *begins another sheet of paper* I meant -- I meant, he doesn't seem to be very happy with the concept of your being physically damaged on his behalf.
[02:30] Grantaire: *raises another eyebrow* You have a good point, there.
[02:30] You-Know-Who: *gets up and leaves*
[02:30] *** You-Know-Who has left #desperatefans.
[02:30] Jehan: ...
[02:30] Grantaire: Bastard.
[02:31] Jehan: *buries his face in his hands*
[02:31] Courfeyrac: ...*writes 'laryngitis' all over the piece of paper*
[02:31] Jehan: ...Shall I get you more tea..?
[02:33] Courfeyrac: *looks miserable, writes* It'd be better if you could Godmod, Jehan.
[02:33] Beezie: *looks for someone to do something evil to* *is bored*
[02:33] Jehan: ...I can't. I'm sorry... *kisses Courfeyrac's cheek*
[02:33] Courfeyrac: *grins*
[02:33] Grantaire: *is attempting to drink and not being very successful*
[02:36] Jehan: *brings another cup of tea in case Courfeyrac wants*
[02:37] Courfeyrac: *drains the tea* *would like somebody to Godmod. sniff*
[02:37] Aziraphale: *would angelmod but is currently having a quiet breakdown in another room*
[02:38] Beezie: *SATANMODS* *concentrates on R, and slowly reduces the amount of oxygen in his bloodstream...*
[02:39] Grantaire: *doesn't notice!*
[02:40] Jehan: *just watches Courfeyrac*
[02:40] Montparnasse: *also watching Courfeyrac*
[02:40] Grantaire: *losing oxygen!*
[02:41] Courfeyrac: ...*is depressed at the lack of supernatural!moding*
[02:41] Beezie: *stealzzzz more oxzzzzygen*
[02:41] Jehan: *lays his head on the table, oblivious to Grantaire*
[02:42] Aziraphale: *isn't in a different room, is merely on the couch, and despite his brokenness, has enough presence of mind to tearfully Angelmod Courfeyrac*
[02:43] Jehan: *wants to hug Aziraphale*
[02:43] Courfeyrac: *hugs Zira*
[02:43] Jehan: *does as well*
[02:44] Grantaire: *oxygen stolen!*
[02:44] Courfeyrac: *clears throat*
[02:44] Courfeyrac: That's better.
[02:44] Jehan: *smiles*
[02:45] Grantaire: *looks around the room woozily* Jehan?
[02:45] Jehan: ...yes..?
[02:45] Jehan: *notices something's wrong*
[02:45] Grantaire: *blinks* Why's the room spinning?
[02:45] Courfeyrac: ...It's the earth...
[02:45] Courfeyrac: ...and its axis...
[02:45] Beezie: *stealzzzzzzzz*
[02:46] Courfeyrac: ...and the tilt...
[02:46] Jehan: ...*pales and goes to him* ....What is wrong..?
[02:46] Courfeyrac: *pokes Grantaire's forehead* You alright, Winecask?
[02:46] Grantaire: 's not...th' Earth. *blinks* Not really.
[02:46] Jehan: ...are you ill?
[02:47] Courfeyrac: ...Are you drunk?
[02:47] Grantaire: I...*shakes head* 'M not sure. Not drunk.
[02:47] Jehan: Lay down...*moves Grantaire to the couch*
[02:47] Courfeyrac: *checks his temperature*
[02:48] Beezie: *stealzzzzzzzzz*
[02:48] Grantaire: *lays down*
[02:48] Jehan: *looks worriedly at him* ...I don't know what's wrong.
[02:49] Grantaire: *blinks* Now there's spots. Odd, that.
[02:49] Jehan: Oh, heavens, I don't know what to do...
[02:49] Jehan: Grantaire...does anything hurt..?
[02:50] Courfeyrac: ...*frowns* sunspots?
[02:50] Jehan: Courfeyrac, they're not sunspots...
[02:50] Courfeyrac: ...I'm joking. Sort of...
[02:50] Grantaire: *shakes head dizzily* No, but there's flashes of light.
[02:50] Jehan: .....
[02:50] Jehan: *panics* Oh heaven, I don't know what to do! What's wrong with him? Is he sick? Is he terribly sick?
[02:50] Courfeyrac: *leans over Grantaire* Do you have some sort of somatoform disorder...?
[02:51] Courfeyrac: *hugs Jehan* It's alright... I think... I hope... Oh hell.
[02:51] Grantaire: *bemused* What in hell 're you on about?
[02:51] Beezie: *stealzzzzzz*
[02:51] Jehan: *pulls away and gets water for Grantaire* .....er, please drink this...
[02:52] Grantaire: *shakes head, gasping* Can't.
[02:52] Jehan: ..OhGodohGodohGod...
[02:52] Courfeyrac: ...Ohshit.ohshit.
[02:52] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:52] Crowley: *amused this whole time*
[02:52] Courfeyrac: *randomly grabs a bag of popcorn, starts munching nervously*
[02:52] Jehan: Stay...awake, Grantaire. Please stay awake.
[02:53] Courfeyrac: *offers Jehan popcorn, not quite in it*
[02:53] Jehan: No.
[02:53] Grantaire: *gasps and moves to sit up* Petit..
[02:53] Jehan: ....what.
[02:53] Jehan: ...
[02:53] Courfeyrac: ...Do you need to write a will?
[02:53] Courfeyrac: I'm half a lawyer.
[02:53] Jehan: Shut up.
[02:53] Grantaire: Can't breathe...
[02:53] Jehan: Oh God.
[02:53] Jehan: ...
[02:53] Grantaire: *gasps more*
[02:53] Jehan: Grantaire...
[02:54] Courfeyrac: ...*frowns* Lo, it's alright, I mean... Well...
[02:54] Jehan: *hugs him tightly* .....ohgodohgodohgod.
[02:54] Jehan: Grantaire, just...calm down. Calmdownandbreathe.
[02:54] Courfeyrac: *leans over Grantaire* So are you -- what's it like --?
[02:54] Grantaire: *shaking* I can't..I can't get air..
[02:55] Jehan: Ohgod....*gets slightly hysterical* Grantaire just focus please oh please.
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ...*taps his foot nervously* ...
[02:56] Grantaire: *gasps shortly* *hyperventilates* P-please...
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ......Breathe.
[02:56] Courfeyrac: Oh God.
[02:56] Jehan: ...*cries* Grantaire, just pleasepleaseplease...please...
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ...oh -god-.......
[02:56] Beezie: *stealzzzz*
[02:56] Courfeyrac: ......I've read about this somewhere...
[02:57] Courfeyrac: ...andIcan'tremember...
[02:57] Courfeyrac: ohHELL.
[02:57] Grantaire: *keeeeps hyperventilating*
[02:57] Courfeyrac: *stuffs the bag of popcorn over Grantaire's mouth*
[02:57] Jehan: *smacks Courfeyrac*
[02:57] Crowley: *watches, totally unphased*
[02:57] Grantaire: *popcorn'd!*
[02:57] Courfeyrac: *winces* Jehan!
[02:57] Courfeyrac: I --
[02:57] Jehan: Stop it.
[02:57] Courfeyrac: -- it's a paper bag!
[02:57] Courfeyrac: The popcorn's not the point!
[02:57] Grantaire: *paper bag'd!*
[02:57] Jehan: Stop it.
[02:57] Jehan: Get help, please, Courfeyrac.
[02:57] Courfeyrac: -- from where?!
[02:58] Courfeyrac: I --
[02:58] Courfeyrac: -- Jehan!
[02:58] Jehan: Get help!
[02:58] Jehan: Please!
[02:58] Jehan: *hugs Grantaire* Please just....pleaseplease...
[02:58] Joly: Guh, bed in like five minutes or so.
[02:58] Jehan: ...
[02:58] Courfeyrac: I swear, it's a medical procedure --
[02:58] Courfeyrac: --
[02:58] Courfeyrac: ...
[02:58] Courfeyrac: JOLY.
[02:58] Joly: What?
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Are you there?
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Good.
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Joly.
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Help.
[02:58] Courfeyrac: Please.
[02:58] Jehan: Help...*gets hysterical*
[02:59] Grantaire: *gasps again* J-joly...
[02:59] Joly: [wow, wrong window.]
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (irealize. XD)
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (butstill,help!)
[02:59] Courfeyrac: What do you do in case of --
[02:59] Grantaire: [NO STAY HERE]
[02:59] Grantaire: [FIX R]
[02:59] Joly: [no. am busy. *hides face*]
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (zomg.)
[02:59] Courfeyrac: (*guilt!*)
[02:59] Joly: [*can only see about half the letters without glasses*]
[03:00] Courfeyrac: (damn, then we'll pretend that didn't happen. XD)
[03:01] Grantaire: *passes out*
[03:01] Jehan: ......
[03:01] Jehan: *crumples on Grantaire*
[03:01] Beezie: *pleased!*
[03:01] Courfeyrac: ...
[03:01] Courfeyrac: *facepalms* This is PERFECT.
[03:01] Jehan: OhGodohGodohGod.
[03:01] Beezie: *...bores quickly...*
[03:01] Jehan: What if he's hurt...or if he somehow dies...or if he never wakes up...
[03:02] Courfeyrac: *shakes Grantaire* That won't happen. You know that won't happen.
[03:02] Grantaire: X_x
[03:02] Jehan: *can't stop shaking* Grantaire....Grantaire...
[03:03] Courfeyrac: *grabs Jehan from behind* Jehan, let him alone, it's --
[03:04] Grantaire: *still out*
[03:04] Courfeyrac: -- shaking him isn't going to --
[03:04] Jehan: *pulls away* Grantaire...
[03:04] Courfeyrac: *takes a deep breath* Alright. So why did I listen to my parents when they told me to become a lawyer?
[03:05] Jehan: *pats Grantaire's face* ....wakeupwakeup, pleasepleaseplease...
[03:05] Courfeyrac: God... Lo...... *pulls him away further*
[03:05] Courfeyrac: ...Please, sit on a chair...
[03:05] Courfeyrac: ...or something, just...
[03:06] Jehan: No -- Courfeyrac....he's...he's....he's..
[03:06] Courfeyrac: ...he'll be alright.
[03:07] Grantaire: *still out*
[03:07] Courfeyrac: *sighs* And the only medical knowledge I have is changing bandages and CPR... shoot.
[03:08] Jehan: *smacks him again* Let me go -- Grantaire...Grantaire...*shakes him some more*
[03:08] Courfeyrac: *pulls Jehan away* Please, stop it, Jehan!
[03:08] Jehan: *cries and smacks him again*
[03:08] Courfeyrac: *winces*
[03:08] Courfeyrac: ...Jehan. Please.
[03:08] Jehan: *crawls back to Grantaire* Can't I do anything....Grantaire...
[03:09] Grantaire: *eyes flutter!*
[03:09] Courfeyrac: ...Grantaire?
[03:09] Jehan: Oh -- *shakes Grantaire*
[03:09] Courfeyrac: Grantaire. Hello?
[03:09] Grantaire: Mmm?
[03:09] Beezie: *cacklezzz to himself*
[03:09] Courfeyrac: *breathes* Ohgod.
[03:09] Jehan: *hugs Grantaire tightly*
[03:10] Grantaire: *blinks* Mmmwha?
[03:10] Courfeyrac: *grins wryly* God. Don't do that.
[03:10] Jehan: Grantaire -- Grantaire...*hugs him tighter*
[03:11] Grantaire: *opens eyes and moves to sit up* Whoa...
[03:12] Jehan: *tries to stop sounding so hysterical* ...I thought something had happened, oh, Grantaire, you just...
[03:12] Grantaire: *blinks and steadies himself* 'm alright, I think.
[03:13] Jehan: *abruptly lets go of Grantaire and hides his face in his hands*
[03:13] Courfeyrac: *tastes blood* Well, just don't do that again. God, that was...
[03:13] Grantaire: *hoarse laugh* Frightening?
[03:13] Courfeyrac: ...for lack of a better word, yes. *wipes his lips*
[03:14] Grantaire: *another laugh* You're not the one that couldn't breathe.
[03:15] Courfeyrac: ...You have a point. *winces*
[03:15] Courfeyrac: ...Lo, are you alright?
[03:16] Jehan: *shakes his head*
[03:16] Grantaire: *inhales experimentally* Think 'M alright now, though.
[03:16] Courfeyrac: *rueful laugh* Look, Lo. He's alright.
[03:16] Jehan: *looks up* ...I hit you..
[03:17] Courfeyrac: Hmm?
[03:17] Jehan: I...hit you. A lot.
[03:17] Courfeyrac: What? Oh...
[03:17] Courfeyrac: ...*fails to see how this is relevant*
[03:17] Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac* Hit me back, please...I'm so sorry...
[03:17] Courfeyrac: ......I was ask...
[03:17] Courfeyrac: ...Jehan.
[03:17] Grantaire: Jehan...don't be an idiot.
[03:18] Jehan: I....
[03:18] Jehan: I was horrible to you both..
[03:18] Courfeyrac: ...*brushes Jehan's hair out of his eyes* Happy birthday, Petit Lo.
[03:18] Jehan: ...*laughs like a sob* Oh God, don't bring that up now...
[03:19] Grantaire: *laughs* Sorry for your birthday present, Jehan.
[03:19] Jehan: *hugs them both tightly* I'm so sorry...I was stupid...
[03:19] Courfeyrac: ...Yes, sorry I'm broke.
[03:20] Jehan: Courfeyrac, please don't think about that....I'm trying to apologize....do you forgive me...?
[03:20] Courfeyrac: ...*grins* For what?
[03:20] Jehan: *crumples against him* For hitting you...many times...
[03:21] Courfeyrac: *pats his back* And I still didn't see much sense.
[03:21] Grantaire: *still a bit dizzy, but decides not to mention it*
[03:21] Jehan: Do you forgive me...? You can hit me back....you can be angry with me...
[03:21] Courfeyrac: *mouthes* Y0, Winecask, I know CPR, d00d
[03:22] Grantaire: *thumbs up?*
[03:22] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Happy twentieth birthday.
[03:22] Holmes: .....please...just say something!
[03:22] Jehan: Courfeyrac....*cries* ...please...do you forgive me...?
[03:22] Grantaire: *hugs Jehan from behind* Happy 20th birthday, Jehan.
[03:22] Courfeyrac: For being so young? Oh certainly...
[03:23] Jehan: .....*buries his face in his hands*
[03:23] Courfeyrac: Oh God... Please don't cry...
[03:23] Jehan: ....do you forgive me...?
[03:24] Courfeyrac: ...for whatever it is, yes... for everything.
[03:24] Courfeyrac: For being young, and naive, and vulnerable, and considerate, and everything.
[03:24] Jehan: ...no, please....for hitting you....for hitting you so many times....do you forgive me for that..?
[03:24] Jehan: I didn't mean to -- *voice breaks*
[03:24] Grantaire: *stops hugging, as this is awkward*
[03:25] Courfeyrac: *grins, pulls Grantaire closer* Of course. If ever I took offense.
[03:25] Grantaire: *hugg'd again*
[03:25] Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac tightly and manages to get an arm around Grantaire* I love you, Courfeyrac. I love you both.
[03:26] Grantaire: *awkwardface* Love you too, petit.
[03:26] Jehan: *stifles sobs* I'm so horrible..
[03:27] Courfeyrac: ...No you're not...
[03:27] Grantaire: Hush, Jehan.
[03:27] Courfeyrac: ...*whispers* children guessed but only a few, and down they forgot as up they grew...
[03:28] Courfeyrac: ...autumn winter spring summer, that noone loved him more by more...
[03:28] Jehan: Yes -- I would never....I thought I'd never....you didn't deserve...
[03:28] Jehan: ...Cummings..
[03:28] Courfeyrac: *laughs* No, I don't deserve Cummings.
[03:28] Grantaire: *awkward leik whoa* *backs away*
[03:28] Crowley: *grows bored and wanders away*
[03:28] Courfeyrac: *raises an eyebrow at Grantaire, sends signals of awcomeonman*
[03:29] Jehan: ....No....you didn't deserve to be hit...I do, for it....it was horrible of me..
[03:29] Grantaire: *shakes head and moves back to his couch*
[03:29] Courfeyrac: It wasn't...
[03:29] Courfeyrac: ...and I still can't buy you a birthday present...
[03:30] Courfeyrac: ...but I -can- invite you to your own deflowering. *grins*
[03:30] Jehan: I don't want one...I'm so lucky...I'm the luckiest person in the world...*stifles more sounds*
[03:30] Grantaire: *grins broadly*
[03:30] Jehan: .....*shakes his head* I love you.
[03:31] Courfeyrac: *smiles* Oh shush. Be happier later, alright?
[03:31] Jehan: Hit me if you like...please...anything....
[03:33] Courfeyrac: *would kiss him, but would transfuse blood*
[03:33] Grantaire: *rolls eyes* Petit, if it'll make you feel better, -I'll- hit you.
[03:33] Jehan: ...I deserve to be hit...
[03:34] Courfeyrac: And I'll have to punch you, Grantaire. *grins*
[03:34] Jehan: No, please...none of that...
[03:34] Courfeyrac: Well then... Don't ask for it...
[03:34] Grantaire: *mock reproach* Really, now, haven't I been hurt enough today?
[03:34] Courfeyrac: *laughs* Good point.
[03:34] Jehan: ....*hugs Courfeyrac tightly*
[03:35] Grantaire: *counts* Let's see. Choked twice, then punched by a woman, no less..and then whatever the hell that last was.
[03:35] Courfeyrac: *strokes his hair* Happy birthday... happy birthday.
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (God, that really is a lot of physical abuse for a day. XD)
[03:35] Grantaire: [yep]
[03:35] Jehan: I love you...
[03:35] Grantaire: [Thank Tom for the choking]
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (Which woman punched?!)
[03:35] Crowley: (Feet set on fire. ;) )
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (oh.)
[03:35] Courfeyrac: (Mione.)
[03:36] Courfeyrac: ...Then smile?
[03:36] Jehan: *small smile* ...I'm so sorry..
[03:37] Courfeyrac: Don't you dare be sorry.
[03:37] Courfeyrac: Or I'll be angry at you.
[03:37] Grantaire: *laughs* You've no reason to be sorry, Jehan. I was being an arse.
[03:37] Jehan: .....Then....I don't know what I can say...
[03:37] Jehan: Grantaire, you weren't...
[03:37] Grantaire: I -was-.
[03:37] Courfeyrac: You were a martyr, good sir.
[03:37] Jehan: ...by fainting..? Of course not....
[03:38] Courfeyrac: Or by righteous rage? Oh no.
[03:38] Grantaire: 'S still not Jehan's fault.
[03:38] Courfeyrac: ...No... Of course not... and it's none of yours either...
[03:38] Courfeyrac: ...*rummages in his pocket*
[03:38] Jehan: ...
[03:39] Courfeyrac: *comes up with a lighter*
[03:39] Courfeyrac: *flicks it on* Make a wish, Lolita.
[03:39] Jehan: *closes his eyes and pauses*
[03:40] Grantaire: *eyes Crowley*
[03:40] Holmes: If you want to call it off, go right ahead.
[03:40] Jehan: Right...I dont tell, do I...?
[03:40] Crowley: *leers evilly at Grantaire*
[03:40] Courfeyrac: ..Of course not. *smiles*
[03:41] Grantaire: *eyes nervously back*
[03:41] Courfeyrac: Keep it secret.
[03:41] Jehan: *smiles slightly*
[03:41] Grantaire: [Keep it safe.]
[03:41] Grantaire: [ahem]
[03:41] Courfeyrac: (Iknewthatwascoming!!!)
[03:44] Jehan: *blows out the flame*
[03:44] Courfeyrac: *grins, stuffs the lighter back into his pocket*
[03:44] Courfeyrac: Happy birthday.
[03:44] Courfeyrac: Have I said that already?
[03:44] Courfeyrac: Happy birthday.
[03:44] Jehan: ...yes....but it doesn't matter. Birthdays don't matter.
[03:44] Grantaire: *keeps eyeing LeyLey*
[03:45] Courfeyrac: What does?
[03:45] Jehan: You.
[03:45] Courfeyrac: *laughs* Oh, God.
[03:45] Courfeyrac: I hope I'm forever.
[03:45] Jehan: Yes, you are...always.
[03:45] Jehan: I love you.
[03:45] Crowley: *-would- cause all the candles on the cake to flare you really high, but somehow feels strange without Aziraphale there. for some strange reason, you know.*
[03:46] Courfeyrac: Good, I won't have to leave you behind then...
[03:46] Courfeyrac: ...*actually, we have no cake. XD)