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NOTE: This log has been cut down to mainly just DE action...it was too long to include everything else!
Session Start: Tue Jun 28 19:17:03 2005
Session Ident: #desperatefans
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*is weeping bloodily on Dolohov's lap*
Roddy!
*stumbles in through the doorway and spots his comrades* Sly. Ev.
*looks up and tries to wipe the blood from his face* Roddy?
*freezes and sways on his feet slightly* What the hell happened?
Roddy, hide. *leans against D*
You missed our Lord.
*pales* Ohbloodyhell...
I can't hide from him. He'll find me. There's no use.
He's angry. *uses the sleeve of his robe to wipe away tears and... y'know*
Yeah, I figured that... *thinks for a moment before wandering over to the couch and hugging Rosier* I'm so sorry...
*winces but hugs back*
You okay, Sly?
He... left before he came to me.
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*nods*
Rab.
I think we're all farked in the arse.
*shakily straigthens up and slumps onto the couch* *looks up* Rab?
Yes, frere? *goes to sit on the couch*
Rab?
*is fighting back tears because...he doesn't cry!* *quietly* He's going to kill me. I know it.
*clings to D*
If he does, he's madder then Barty. He needs you. We need you.
Rosier? Can it-- *puts arm around Rodolphus* He won't kill you.
*strokes Ev's hair*
*is feeling very sorry for himself*
*swallows hard and bites his lip* He will.
No. We were the greatest servants to the cause, and no matter what you did to Malfoy...
If not you, Roddy, Peril. *sobs*
*sighs* I know but... he believes Lucius.
*a single tear leaks out* *bites his lip harder, coz he REALLY doesn't want to cry right now* *looks away from his brother and mates*
I don't understand the attraction. Malfoy is not a likeable man in the best of times, and he denied... *tightens arm around his brother*
Lying, snivelling bastard...
*continues to comfort Rosier* He's always been good at talking his way out of things.
*really hurts liek whoa but is dealing with most of the blood yay!* Lucy has the gift of gab.
He's a bastard...but still....How could I do this? How could I displease our master like this? *takes a slow, deep, shuddery breath*
Roddy. It's not just you.
You and Evan didn't do anything wrong! You taunted him! So what? I broke his freaking arm! I petrified him! Peril Crucio'd him!
*quietly* With my wand.
Rodolphus...
I don't think he cares who did what at this point.
And I could have stopped you all. But I didn't.
*glances at Evan, then D* *nods and sighs* *chances a quick look at Rab*
*kisses his brother's cheek* ((.........))
[[........an expression of...physical affection?...]]
*feels like a baby but leans against D again for comfort*
((Yes. Did someone hit him over the head and not tellme?)
[[apparently!]]
[*blinks at Rab*]
[[ha! there's our answer! he HAS kissed someone!]]
*holds Ev tightly*
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((answer to what?))
((MEEP!))
*glances at his brother* Rab...
*whimpers and cringes against D*
Hello boys
[[oh......*&^%.....]]
*pales*
*Goes to look for a large quality of holy water*
My lord. *sort of...slides off couch to drop to one knee*
*pales as well* *turns, shaking, but still turns to Voldemort*
*drops to his knees* M-my Lord... *bows his head*
*squeaks this time* My lord. *bows*
((was Bastan there at all?))
((Nope. He's been in hiding. Only just came out.))
Rabastan? Come here please
..... Yes, my lord. *rises and walks over*
*glances at his brother worriedly, about to cry*
You wish to join me again, so I wish you to prove your loyalty
.....Yes, my lord?
Crucio your brother
*goes O_O*
*shuts his eyes tightly*
*hides his face against D*
*bites his lip*
Well?
*Wanders off to hide in the kitchen*
*quakes* Y-yes, my lord. *breathes deep, reaching into wand pocket*
*swallows HARD and keeps his eyes shut*
*takes wand out*
Cr-c-- *stammers. Stops. Breathes again* Crucio.
*yells out at first* *falls over and seizes*
... he doesn't seem to be in apin enough.*sneers* Perhaps you should do it again so he screams?
*looks ill* My lord. *breathes again* Crucio!
Dolohov, here please
*cries out* *is rendered practically motionless* *starts screaming*
*clings to D*
*smiles weakly at Ev then goes over to kneel in front of Voldemort* My lord?
*with no D to cling to just prostrates himself*
*decides that perhaps a physical beating will be mmore satisfying, so starts to kick D about a bit*
(How nice!)
*continues to scream in pain* [[how friendly!]]
[[Cruciatus hasn't been lifted yet, has it?]]
[Aw come on! Make him bleed. I meanwhat?]
((No, unfortunately))
*submits to the beating*
[[*cries for the DEs she has come to love*]]
*drops to knees again and drops the curse*
((would, but is far too amused at them all deserving this))
((Not Rab *sniffles*))
((no, but never mind, eh?))
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* X sets mode: +o Snape
[[If they recover, they can all have comfortsnogging ;) ]]
*twitches a few times, but mostly just lies there on the floor*
((again, excepting Rab ;))
[[*dies*]]
*walks in and pauses... this looks.. comforting*
[[Well, yes. ;) ]
*peeks up to see what is happening to D and hides his face against the ground again*
*hurts like a hurting thing*
[Ev: *would snog Rab*]
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*cries feebly*
((Rab: *Would appreciate that not, thank you*))
*would comfort Rodolphus if he himself weren't rooted in place*
*peeks up again*
[Typist: *would snog Rab*]
*makes sure D is covered in blood before going up to Snape and kicking him in the omgunmentionables*
*cheerfully* Hello all.
((Rab: *It doesn't matter who, I will not snog people!*))
*crawls to D* Sly, love?
*grunts and bends over*
*lifts head to look at Lucius hauntedly*
*looks* Did I SAY you could talk to each other? Back to your positions!
((Do you realise how that sounds? ;))
*hears Lucius's voice and closes his eyes*
Ev... *chokes*
[[Ack! positions!]]
*whimpers and puts his forehead back on the floor*
*kicks SnapeyPoo again, and laughs childishly*
*shuts up*
*manages to grunt out* Forgive me, my lord, for whatever I've done to displease you.
If you dont know what it was Severus, then you are more stupid than I originally thought... *punches him in the nose, because that's amusing*
*is almost brought out of his stupor by this deserved beating. Almost*
Am I missing a party?
* Ron isn't here, for the record. Please refrain from hurting him. Thanks kindly!
Shut up Lucius
*punch'd!, lifts hand to his nose and winces* Of course, milord.
*watches fight*
((Don't worry, Ron, they're too busy beating their own))
*would be amused if he weren't, you know, being an Angst Princess*
*looks up long enough to glare at lucius*
Yes, Lord.
Of course, Lord.
... *kneels*
*kicks Lucius in the face*
Thank you, Lord.
((ROFL))
[[*dies*]]
[*dies*]
[*dies*]
*also watches with vague amusement*
((*dead*))
[AMUSION!]
[XDD]
[I mean what?]
*blinks*
[D: ... I wish I
['d thought of that. Damn you, Malfoy!]
*giggles*
[oops]
*knocks Lucius out so he stops talking*
((ROFL))
You see what you've done to him?
My lord...
*can't see a difference but that could be because of the pain*
Ack. *thud*
*is still laying on the floor* *would grin at knockedout!Lucius if he weren't in pain still*
*remains standing, if rather hunched over, and attempting to staunch the bleeding from his nose*
*smiles at the floor*
Right, all of you on your feet, now
((What a cheerful picture!))
*rises shakily* My lord.
*gets up slowly* My lord?
*climbs to his feet painfully* *Keeps his head bowed* Yes my lord?
*opens his eyes and swallows* *painfully moves his limbs*
*remains silentl*
-l
[So.. Sientl. ;)]
If you act like degenerate muggles, you shall be treated in the same way - where is the pride?
You are grown men, not schoolboys - start acting like it.
*pulls himself up to stand finally, but is hunched over*
Yes, my lord. We would never dream of doing otherwise. *dreaming vs. doing in his friends' cases*
Yes, my lord. *quietly*
*nods* *hoarsely* My lord....yes.
*hurts for Rodolphus*
*nods*
Yes, my lord. *is thinking but what aoubt lucy?*
I am highly diappointed in each and every one of you for giving everybody the impression you are nothing but a group of drunken immature fools who go around killing - we are more than that, and it reflects badly on me...I do NOT like that
*about
No, indeed, master.
((or even disappointed, but if Tom wants to make up his own words, Im not stopping him...))
*croaks* I am sorry, my lord, for disappointing you.
[[I wouldn't either. ;)]]
((ROFL))
[[hehe]]
[D: But we can still snog each other wildly?]
It won't happen again, my lord.
((Rab: No.))
[Ev: Please?]
((Rab: NO.))
[Snape: *eyeroll*]
*wants to one of those drunken immature fools who goes around killing*
**wants to be
[after what you've just seen? wow]
[D: I won't snog you, Rab. I'd much rather snog Ev.]
*wanted OG to join in today, but thought he may kill one and thats not good*
*malicious grin*
*loses interest in DEs and tacklesnogs Jareth instead*
[Ev: yay! snogging rab is like kissing a dead fish]
((LOL))
[[Roddy: how would you know, Ev?]]
((He knows.))
((Rab: *sputters*))
[[oh yeah..forgot...]]
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do - I left a very important visitor on their own to see to you fools ... but first?
Yes, master?
*slaps Lucius* Wake up
((LOL))
*sits up, smiling* Yes, Lord?
Stand up, now
*stands!*
*looks at the DEs* Apologise to Lucius
*blinks* My lord?
*takes a breath* Lucius, I apologize for my.. unfortunate inaction.
That's quite alright, Sevvie-darling.
Do it, Rosier
Desolee, Mr. Malfoy.
Forgive me, Lucius.
I'm sorry I loaned my wand to torture you, Lucius.
*looks at Lucius a bit reproachfully, but he knows better than to disobey orders*
Am I to forgive them, Lord?
'M sorry, Malfoy.
Well, yes Lucius - after all, you all have to work together very soon
*graciously* Then I forgive you! All of you!
Merci.
Th-thank you, Lucius.
When you all see Mulciber? Send him to me.
And Snape?
*just glares, and drops down to his knees, as he's feeling a bit weak from the Crucio AND the alcohol he's been drinking all day*
Yes, milord?
Yes, my lord. *bows head* *is more than weak as he was also kicked and punched*
Please attempt to sort out Lucius - I cannot afford to have a blonde haired vegetable sitting on the School council at such a delicate time - he is one of my most important spies at present, and I cannot let his retardedness spoil my plans
*nods* Of course, milord.
[[retardedness? *dies*]]
((ROFLMAO))
Honestly, you'd think people who use the curse frequently would know how far to push their own in a friendly dispute... idiots, the lot of you.
[D: I still don't see the difference.]
((*dies*))
[Ev: Way to go, Sly!]
[D: So we should have turned him into a pureed fruit?]
((ROFLMAO))
Roddy? Sly?
Yes?
*glances at Evan*
You ok?
*walks slowly to Rodolphus*
*nods* I... think so.
*doesn't speak, just kinda stares into space and slumps into a sitting position*
*kneels beside him* Frere? I.... *chokes* Je suis desolee.
*grins manically and leaves*
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*goes slowly and painfully over to D to dab at his wounds with the sleeves of his robe*
*clings to Ev*
*vaguely* Retardedness..?
((ROFLMAO))
*walks over to Lucius* So, Lucius. Are you actually reasonably sane, or do I actually need to force-feed you all the positively distasteful mind-strengthening brews I know how to compose?
*holds him* I'm so sorry.
*leers* You can force-feed me anything you like.
*weakly* Je sais....frere....
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((Anything, Lucius? How about poison?))
Ah. So the potions it is.
It's alright, Ev.
((LOL))
*bounds in with a sack of Pixy Stix* Good eeeeevening, ladeez und gentulmans! Who wants candy?!
*awkward pause*
*glances over at Claudia and arches an eyebrow*
*jerks head up to look at the bouncy teenager*
*finally just lets go and cries*
*another awkward pause before he embraces his brother*
*frowns, waving the sack around* Come on, free-floating flavored sugar, who wants?
We desire neither your sugar nor your overly exuberant attitude, mademoiselle.
*clings to his brother and sobs*
*blinks at Claudia*
*trembles*
*blinks at Claudia* Let's kill her.
Are you alright, Ev?
*Hugs D but watches the lestranges* No... but I'll live.
...Lucius, you just had my brother punished for behaving as a mindless savage. Don't make me report the same of you. *quivering*
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*rests a hand on Lucius's shoulder* Not the best idea under the circumstances.
It's just a Muggle girl, Lucy.
*leaps to her feet* KRISTYYYYYYYY! *tackle-hugs her and shoves a handful of Pixy Stix at her*
*winces* -Now- can we kill her?
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*doesn't have the energy or will to speak to Lucius* *just continues to cling to Rab and sob all over him*
Nous ne sommes pas des animaux.
CLAUD! And, hey, Stacey!
Snape, should we take him to a Healer? *is trembling against D*
Hey, Kristy! Hey, Claud!
...Frere? Do you wish to return to your room?
It may be prudent.
*squeezes Kristy, then spins around and does the same to Stacey*
*pulls himself together* *quietly* Yes.
McKinnon or Jones... they're Healers.
*embraces him* Yes. Let us get away from these... teenagers.
We'd have to imperio them first.
((Hes: *is busy, yo*))
They're good guys. They'd do it. Coz it's the right thing to do.
*glances at the bag of pixy stix and laughs* Came well-supplied, huh?
[[hmm...technically Marly is still in Diagon Alley...but I could cheat...]]
((totally. Doc sure isn't hanging solely around DA))
You know it! I swear I had some more... Stacey-friendly stuff around here somewhere, but I think I ran out of chocolate earlier and ate it myself.
[not for three days? gid'd be stuck there too]
*laughs* It's okay, really.
You ate stuff without sugar, Claudia? *dumbstruck*
((Officially, the visit was that one night after all. W e'll finsih when we can))
*glares at the teenagers*
[[hehe...someday we'll finish it...should I bring in Marlene?]]
I was OUT, Kristy. I didn't even have any PRINGLES left.
*helps his brother to his feet*
[up to you!}
Oh my GOD, the WORLD IS GOING TO END.
*stands shakily with his brother's help*
[[wait til I get ROddy situated]]
*leads his brother out of the room, arm around his waist*
I'd almost say I have to eat something sugary to balance it out, but.. don't wanna go into diabetic shock.
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*exits*
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