EARLY MORNING ON THE BARRICADES. BUT NOT REALLY.
WARNING: MAY CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
So it was early in the morning/late at night, whatever, and Z and I decided we were bored. So we played revolution. Apologies to all the real Mizzies for our (or my...) suckage, but this was fun enough that it doesn't matter. Feel free to laugh.
Z: *CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE SING! SINGING THE SONGS OF ANGRY MEN!*
Z: ......................I WANNA BE ENJOLRAS.
Saint-Alona: ..............I WANNA BE 'FERRE.
Z: *STRIKES A POSE!* *BLOWS KISSES AT PATRIA*
Saint-Alona: *SPOUTS INTELLIGENT STUFF AND WEARS ROUND SPECTACLES*
* Arsen-InTehPlothole has left #desperatefans
Z: *GATHERS CUTE REVOLUTIONARIES!*
Saint-Alona: *YAY!*
Saint-Alona: *I MEAN!*
Saint-Alona: *WAIT WHAT DO I SAY NOW?*
Z: *...YOU MEAN YAY!*
Saint-Alona: *...OKAY.*
Saint-Alona: *YAY!*
Z: *...TOTALLY.*
Saint-Alona: *...DAMNTHEIRWARNINGSDAMNTHEIRLIES?*
Z: *THEYWILLSEETHEPEOPLERISE?*
Saint-Alona: *RIGHT! EXCEPT NOT! BUT WE DON'T KNOW THAT YET!*
*Lights barricade on firea gain.*
Z: .....
Saint-Alona: *.........*
Saint-Alona: .....*BURN'D*
Z: .........................MYBARRICADE. ;_;
Saint-Alona: ..............*COMFORTS!* ;_;
Z: ............................*OOOHFERRE/ENJY*
Saint-Alona: ..........*HA*
Z: .........................*IMEAN,YEAHCOMFORTED*
Saint-Alona: ......................*DIES, I GUESS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BARRICADE BOYS DO*
Z: ...................................*FIRING SQUAD'D!*
Saint-Alona: ...........................*THERE WE GO!*
Z: ..........................................*OR, POSSIBLE, GETS A SPIFFY FLAG!DEATH*
Saint-Alona: ..............*OOOH, FLAG. FUN. ISN'T SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR FLAG!DEATH, THOUGH, AND IS TOTALLY FIRING SQUAD'D*
* Z is now known as Enjolras
* Saint-Alona is now known as Ferre
Enjolras: ..............................*LOOKS AWFULLY PRETTY DURING HIS FLAG!DEATH, AND DOES THE SEXY DRAPED0VERABARRICADE!THING*
Ferre: ...........................*WOULD TOTALLY ADMIRE THE PRETTY FLAG!DEATH, BUT IS DOING THE LYING-SIDE-BY-SIDE DEATH THING*
* Arsen-InTehPlothole is now known as Lamarque
Enjolras: ....................................*WELL, FINE, THEN, IF YOU WANT TO BE THAT WAY*
Ferre: ......................*THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU TRY TO STOP BEING DEAD!*
Enjolras: ......................................*I'M ENJOLRAS! SUPER!E! I'M SURE I COULD IF I WANTED TO, BUT FOR THE MOMENT, I'M REVELING IN SPIFFY FLAG!DEATH*
Ferre: .............................*WELL I'M NOT SUPER!E! SO I THINK I'LL STAY DEAD FOR A BIT. YOUR FLAG!DEATH IS WONDERFULLY REVELOUS THOUGHHINTHINT*
Enjolras: .....................................*OH, DO YOU LIKE? I COULD SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, BUT THAT WOULD MEAN INVITING YOU TO MY FLAT, HINTHINTHINT*
Ferre: ................................*OH I COULD NEVER, ESPECIALLY NOT IN YOUR FLAT. BUT IF YOU REALLY INSIST I'M SURE WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT WHEN WE STOP LYING HERE ON THIS BARRICADE*
Enjolras: ..........................................*OH, BUT I INSIST! I MEAN, IT GETS KIND OF LONELY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ON THE FLAG, YOU KNOW. SO YEAH, WHEN WE GET BORED OF THE BARRICADE DEALIO, YOU'RE SO INVITED*
Ferre: ......................................*WELL GOOD THING BECAUSE THIS LYING HERE FOR THE LITTLE WOMEN TO SING ABOUT IS TOTALLY GETTING BORING. SEE YOU AROUND EIGHTISH, THEN?*
*Blows up the barricade.*
*With waffles.*
* WaffleSpy has left #desperatefans
Ferre: ......................*CAN HE DO THAT?*
Enjolras: .................................................*AS CUTE AS THE WOMEN ARE, I DO PREFER CUTE REVOLUTIONARIES-- OBVIOUSLY-- AND YEAH, EIGHT SOUNDS GOOD. IF I START TO CRAMP, I AM -SO- OUT OF HERE*
Enjolras: ..............................*NO*
Enjolras: ..................................*I'M SUPER!E, I MAKE THE RULES. MY BARRICADE, SEE?*
Ferre: ...........................*AWESOME. WE SEEM TO HAVE---NOT BEEN BLOWN UP, BUT HEY THIS IS REALLY TIRESOME AND LOOK THERE GOES MARIUS STUPID GIT GETTING FREE TRANSPORT OUT. LET'S BEAT IT*
Enjolras: ......................................*DUDE, THAT'S NOT COOL. MARIUS DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SECOND GLANCE-- AND DON;T GIMME THAT UNCONSCIOUS EXCUSE. SO, YOU LIKE COFFEE?*
Ferre: ...............................*SERIOUSLY BEING UNCONCIOUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. COFFEE'S GREAT, SURE. WHY?*
Enjolras: ....................................*UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PONTMERCY. I KNEW HE WAS BAD NEWS. OH, 'CAUSE I KNOW THIS CUTE LITTLE CAFE, AND I THOUGHT WE COULD GO CELEBRATE, YOU KNOW, NOT BEING BLOWN UP*
Ferre: ...................................*REALLY, IF WE CAN MANAGE TO SUBTEXT WHILE DEAD HE CAN TOTALLY MANAGE TO DO SOMETHING WHEN HE'S JUST UNCONCIOUS. CAFE? SOUNDS GREAT. WHAT ARE WE STILL DOING HERE?*
Enjolras: .......................................*SERIOUSLY, YO. PERSONALLY, I THINK HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SNAG COURFEYRAC, BUT ANYWAY. I'M PLAYING THIS FLAG!DEATH FOR ALL IT'S WORTH, BUT I THINK COFFEE MIGHT BE WORTH STOPPING. SHALL WE?*
Ferre: .........................*THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT I SHOULD THINK. I THINK THE AUDIENCE HAS QUITE UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU'RE PRETTY AND ALL THAT. COFFEE REALLY SOUNDS GOOD AFTER THIS DYING BUSINESS*
Enjolras: .............................*OH! YOU THINK SO? I DID MY HAIR SPECIALLY FOR THE REVOLUTION. DO YOU THINK THEY NOTICED? IF YOU THINK THEY GET THE IDEA, WE CAN SO GO AT ANY TIME. DYING TIRES YOU OUT AND ALL, SO CAFFEINE IS GOOD*
Ferre: .......................................*OH I TOTALLY NOTICED! THEY'RE BLIND IF THEY DIDN'T, IT'S GREAT. LOOK THEY'VE ALL BEEN OGGLING FOR HALF AN HOUR, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. LETS GET CAFFEINED UP*
Enjolras: ......................................*OH! WELL, OH! I'VE BEEN A BIT BUSY WITH THE WHOLE RALLYING THE PEOPLE THING, SO I GUESS I MISSED THE OOGLING. BUT OKAY, I AM SO WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. COME ON*
Ferre: ....................................*OH BELIEVE ME THEY WERE TOTALLY CAPTIVATED FROM THE MOMENT THEY SAW YOU. YOU ARE SO IMPRESSIVE RALLYING PEOPLE, YOU KNOW. AND I'M ALL FOR WASHING MY HANDS OF IT. TOTALLY OUT OF HERE*
So it was early in the morning/late at night, whatever, and Z and I decided we were bored. So we played revolution. Apologies to all the real Mizzies for our (or my...) suckage, but this was fun enough that it doesn't matter. Feel free to laugh.
Z: *CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE SING! SINGING THE SONGS OF ANGRY MEN!*
Z: ......................I WANNA BE ENJOLRAS.
Saint-Alona: ..............I WANNA BE 'FERRE.
Z: *STRIKES A POSE!* *BLOWS KISSES AT PATRIA*
Saint-Alona: *SPOUTS INTELLIGENT STUFF AND WEARS ROUND SPECTACLES*
* Arsen-InTehPlothole has left #desperatefans
Z: *GATHERS CUTE REVOLUTIONARIES!*
Saint-Alona: *YAY!*
Saint-Alona: *I MEAN!*
Saint-Alona: *WAIT WHAT DO I SAY NOW?*
Z: *...YOU MEAN YAY!*
Saint-Alona: *...OKAY.*
Saint-Alona: *YAY!*
Z: *...TOTALLY.*
Saint-Alona: *...DAMNTHEIRWARNINGSDAMNTHEIRLIES?*
Z: *THEYWILLSEETHEPEOPLERISE?*
Saint-Alona: *RIGHT! EXCEPT NOT! BUT WE DON'T KNOW THAT YET!*
*Lights barricade on firea gain.*
Z: .....
Saint-Alona: *.........*
Saint-Alona: .....*BURN'D*
Z: .........................MYBARRICADE. ;_;
Saint-Alona: ..............*COMFORTS!* ;_;
Z: ............................*OOOHFERRE/ENJY*
Saint-Alona: ..........*HA*
Z: .........................*IMEAN,YEAHCOMFORTED*
Saint-Alona: ......................*DIES, I GUESS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BARRICADE BOYS DO*
Z: ...................................*FIRING SQUAD'D!*
Saint-Alona: ...........................*THERE WE GO!*
Z: ..........................................*OR, POSSIBLE, GETS A SPIFFY FLAG!DEATH*
Saint-Alona: ..............*OOOH, FLAG. FUN. ISN'T SPECIAL ENOUGH FOR FLAG!DEATH, THOUGH, AND IS TOTALLY FIRING SQUAD'D*
* Z is now known as Enjolras
* Saint-Alona is now known as Ferre
Enjolras: ..............................*LOOKS AWFULLY PRETTY DURING HIS FLAG!DEATH, AND DOES THE SEXY DRAPED0VERABARRICADE!THING*
Ferre: ...........................*WOULD TOTALLY ADMIRE THE PRETTY FLAG!DEATH, BUT IS DOING THE LYING-SIDE-BY-SIDE DEATH THING*
* Arsen-InTehPlothole is now known as Lamarque
Enjolras: ....................................*WELL, FINE, THEN, IF YOU WANT TO BE THAT WAY*
Ferre: ......................*THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU TRY TO STOP BEING DEAD!*
Enjolras: ......................................*I'M ENJOLRAS! SUPER!E! I'M SURE I COULD IF I WANTED TO, BUT FOR THE MOMENT, I'M REVELING IN SPIFFY FLAG!DEATH*
Ferre: .............................*WELL I'M NOT SUPER!E! SO I THINK I'LL STAY DEAD FOR A BIT. YOUR FLAG!DEATH IS WONDERFULLY REVELOUS THOUGHHINTHINT*
Enjolras: .....................................*OH, DO YOU LIKE? I COULD SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, BUT THAT WOULD MEAN INVITING YOU TO MY FLAT, HINTHINTHINT*
Ferre: ................................*OH I COULD NEVER, ESPECIALLY NOT IN YOUR FLAT. BUT IF YOU REALLY INSIST I'M SURE WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT WHEN WE STOP LYING HERE ON THIS BARRICADE*
Enjolras: ..........................................*OH, BUT I INSIST! I MEAN, IT GETS KIND OF LONELY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ON THE FLAG, YOU KNOW. SO YEAH, WHEN WE GET BORED OF THE BARRICADE DEALIO, YOU'RE SO INVITED*
Ferre: ......................................*WELL GOOD THING BECAUSE THIS LYING HERE FOR THE LITTLE WOMEN TO SING ABOUT IS TOTALLY GETTING BORING. SEE YOU AROUND EIGHTISH, THEN?*
*Blows up the barricade.*
*With waffles.*
* WaffleSpy has left #desperatefans
Ferre: ......................*CAN HE DO THAT?*
Enjolras: .................................................*AS CUTE AS THE WOMEN ARE, I DO PREFER CUTE REVOLUTIONARIES-- OBVIOUSLY-- AND YEAH, EIGHT SOUNDS GOOD. IF I START TO CRAMP, I AM -SO- OUT OF HERE*
Enjolras: ..............................*NO*
Enjolras: ..................................*I'M SUPER!E, I MAKE THE RULES. MY BARRICADE, SEE?*
Ferre: ...........................*AWESOME. WE SEEM TO HAVE---NOT BEEN BLOWN UP, BUT HEY THIS IS REALLY TIRESOME AND LOOK THERE GOES MARIUS STUPID GIT GETTING FREE TRANSPORT OUT. LET'S BEAT IT*
Enjolras: ......................................*DUDE, THAT'S NOT COOL. MARIUS DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SECOND GLANCE-- AND DON;T GIMME THAT UNCONSCIOUS EXCUSE. SO, YOU LIKE COFFEE?*
Ferre: ...............................*SERIOUSLY BEING UNCONCIOUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. COFFEE'S GREAT, SURE. WHY?*
Enjolras: ....................................*UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PONTMERCY. I KNEW HE WAS BAD NEWS. OH, 'CAUSE I KNOW THIS CUTE LITTLE CAFE, AND I THOUGHT WE COULD GO CELEBRATE, YOU KNOW, NOT BEING BLOWN UP*
Ferre: ...................................*REALLY, IF WE CAN MANAGE TO SUBTEXT WHILE DEAD HE CAN TOTALLY MANAGE TO DO SOMETHING WHEN HE'S JUST UNCONCIOUS. CAFE? SOUNDS GREAT. WHAT ARE WE STILL DOING HERE?*
Enjolras: .......................................*SERIOUSLY, YO. PERSONALLY, I THINK HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SNAG COURFEYRAC, BUT ANYWAY. I'M PLAYING THIS FLAG!DEATH FOR ALL IT'S WORTH, BUT I THINK COFFEE MIGHT BE WORTH STOPPING. SHALL WE?*
Ferre: .........................*THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT I SHOULD THINK. I THINK THE AUDIENCE HAS QUITE UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU'RE PRETTY AND ALL THAT. COFFEE REALLY SOUNDS GOOD AFTER THIS DYING BUSINESS*
Enjolras: .............................*OH! YOU THINK SO? I DID MY HAIR SPECIALLY FOR THE REVOLUTION. DO YOU THINK THEY NOTICED? IF YOU THINK THEY GET THE IDEA, WE CAN SO GO AT ANY TIME. DYING TIRES YOU OUT AND ALL, SO CAFFEINE IS GOOD*
Ferre: .......................................*OH I TOTALLY NOTICED! THEY'RE BLIND IF THEY DIDN'T, IT'S GREAT. LOOK THEY'VE ALL BEEN OGGLING FOR HALF AN HOUR, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. LETS GET CAFFEINED UP*
Enjolras: ......................................*OH! WELL, OH! I'VE BEEN A BIT BUSY WITH THE WHOLE RALLYING THE PEOPLE THING, SO I GUESS I MISSED THE OOGLING. BUT OKAY, I AM SO WASHING MY HANDS OF THIS WHOLE THING. COME ON*
Ferre: ....................................*OH BELIEVE ME THEY WERE TOTALLY CAPTIVATED FROM THE MOMENT THEY SAW YOU. YOU ARE SO IMPRESSIVE RALLYING PEOPLE, YOU KNOW. AND I'M ALL FOR WASHING MY HANDS OF IT. TOTALLY OUT OF HERE*