Log of ANGZZZZZT
Last night, Meta got discorporated. This morning... Beezie found out.
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* War is now known as Beezie
[Beezie] *flaming entrance of FLAME*
[Dark_Mandos] Showoff.
[Famine] *eyes widen* *startled* Beelzebub!...*quietly* ohfuck.
[Maitimo] *looks up*
[Alice] *is there looking ... um ... not innocent* *but still like a little girl*
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[Beezie] ...*eyes Famine* ...yezzz...?
[Beezie] ...*eyes Famine* ...yezzz...?
[Dark_Mandos] *Waves to DEATH*
[Algy] *is so burnable, he doesn't even know to be scared of Beezie*
[DEATH] *WAVES BACK*
[Famine] ...*bites his lip*...nothing. *omgsonervous*
[Beezie] *eyes Famine with a bit of curiousity* ...thou hazzzt said my name... *odd look* Horzzzeman...?
[Dark_Mandos] *Craves long sharp metal object*
[DEATH] *ODDLOOKS EVERYTHING*
[Famine] ...er...*bites his lip harder* ...yes? *totallynervous*
[Dark_Mandos] *Long sharp metal objects are good for twapping if turned the right way, a cutting if turn the other.*
[Beezie] *suspiciousomg!* Hazzzz something happened to thee...?
[Famine] *winces, sototallynervouslikewhoa* ...well...yes, sort of...erm...thisisanewbody...
[Beezie] ... *narrows eyes* A new body? Hazzzt thou offended that demon onzzzz too many timezzz?
[Famine] ...*totally winces again at mention of Hastur, and is too nervous to be offended or sheepish or anything* ...well, no...I, er, hadn't done anything that time...but Hastur...*winces again*
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[Beezie] *eyes him* No? Demonzzzz have temperzzzz. [Understatement much?] But Hazzztur...?
[Dark_Mandos] *Pokes the Cheese*
[StinkyCheeseMan] *poked!* *squeaks* Will you never stop doing that?!
[Dark_Mandos] *Smirk* No.
[Maitimo] *snickers a little*
[Famine] ...no, it wasn't...I hadn't done anything...*totallynervousliekwhoa* *takes a deep breath and closes his eyes* Beelzebub, it's...the Metatron. Hastur...*trails off, omgsonervous*
[StinkyCheeseMan] I hate you. *goes roll away from him. Far, far away*
[Dark_Mandos] *Smirks more*
[Beezie] ... *steps closer* ...the Metatron...? *eyes flash* Where izzzzz he?
[Famine] *so tempted to take a step back, but doesn't* *takes another deep breath and bites his lip hard* ...he's discorporated.
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[Dark_Mandos] *Watches Demon and Personification curiously*
[DEATH] *WATCHES TOO* *MORBIDLY*
[Famine] [XD How otherwise?]
[Beezie] ... *just stares into his eyes for a moment* dizz... incoprated...
[Maitimo] [[*snerk* True...]]
[Famine] *nods, feeling a bit dizzy and biting through his lip* *quietly* Yes...he made a deal with Hastur. He would...allow Hastur to...to...*trails off*...if he swore to keep you unharmed during that time.
[Alice] *watches them carefully, like most everyone else in the room!*
[Famine] Jasper: *whee, totally drinking tea in an evil crazed violent opium-addicted stalkerishway while his headmate dies from anxiety*
[Beezie] Thou hazzt allowed thizzzz...? *steps even -closer-*
[Beezie] War: *has run and hid by now, nice and safe, yup!*
[Famine] *does lean back a little at that, clenching his hands into fists and looking guilty as well as nervous and sad now* ...I...I tried to stop him. I tried to talk him out of it...
[Beezie] *snarls and catches his throat* TALK?
[Alice] *stands up, a little worried, but not by much*
[Dark_Mandos] *Stares at Alice*
[DEATH] *MUTTERS TO MANDOS* SHE SHOULD BE ALLRIGHT.
[Famine] ...*shit, throat-grabbing AGAIN* *winces, because...dude...this is what he was afraid of* It isn't as though I wanted this to happen! Christ, Beelzebub, you know how he gets...I can't talk him out of anything when your safety is in question!
* Pepper is now known as Pepper-SONOTHERE
[Dark_Mandos] *Nods at DEATH's comment*
[Beezie] *growls and tightens, because hey, demonzzz have temperzz* Thou didzzzzt not stop it. *lifts Famine ever so slightly* I'LL KILL HIM.
[Alice] *cringes a little, and automatically puts her hand on her sword hilt*
[Dark_Mandos] *o.Ó @ Alice*
[Famine] *winces, because...well, ow* ...no, no, I didn't...*grabs Beelzebub's wrist, the one on the hand that's choking him, but not terribly hard* Beelzebub, don't...
[Beezie] *lifts him COMPLETELY OFF THE GROUND. IN CAPS.* NO ONE TOUCHEZZZ MY ANGEL. *flames. like more than he's ever flamed before. er, literally.*
[Famine] *...er...right...lifted off the ground...winces and tightens his grip on Beezie's wrist* Beelzebub!
[Dark_Mandos] *Really thinks Mister Buzz-box is flaming.*
[Alice] *draws her sword, even though it's as big as her* Hey! Leave him alone! *.... not sounding too threatening*
[Maitimo] O_o
[Famine] [XDD]
[Maitimo] *is vaguely reminded of Fingolfin...*
[Beezie] *glances toward Alice... still holding Famine off the ground, yeah* SILENZZZZ, LITTLE GIRL.
[Dark_Mandos] o.Ó
[Alice] *calmly walks towards them* I am /not/ a little girl. Let him go!
[DEATH] *WATCHES CALMLY*
[Dark_Mandos] *Kinda sees the Fingolfin resemblance*
[Famine] *sort of inwardly flailing and outwardly...well, anxious/upset/guilty*
[Beezie] *squeezes because, hey, he -can-, but still looking at 'Alice'...* THOU SHALL REGRET THY INTERFERENZZZZ. *flameyflameflamerawr*
[Famine] ...*ow?* *winces and flails a bit*
[Dark_Mandos] Ì.Í
[Alice] *points her sword at him* Just let. him. go.
[Beezie] ...*pauses for a little bit of OMGWORLDTRADEFED* As thou wizzzzzh, little girl. *THROWS FAMINE DOWN and spins to face her completely*
[Alice] *is in her element, and forgets that she's in a mortal body* *raises an eyebrow* Try me.
[Famine] ...*THROWN DOWN. IN CAPS. OW.* *rubs at his throat and winces, watching 'Alice' and Beezie warily*
[Beezie] *takes a step forward and clenches his jaw* Azzzzk... *glowers down at her OMGGLOWERLYANDFLAMISHLY and grabs at her tiny throat* ...and ye shall receive.
[Dark_Mandos] Î.Î
[Famine] *looks alarmed and sits up, reeeally not sure what'll happen in Alice's body gets killed*
[Alice] *reaches a hand up, and manages to pry his fingers far enough away so that she can breathe* *swiftly swings her sword until it's within a centimeter of his throat* *smirks insolently* How's that?
[Famine] *wincewincewince omgsoanxiousaboutwhat'llhappen*
[Famine] Jasper: *still totally here for burnination, whoo!*
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[Beezie] *glowers at the insolence, and, you know, for the heck of it shouts...* INSOLENZZZ! Dozzzzt thou wizzzzh to see, little girl? THEN SEE THOU SHALT! *........BURNINATES!!!11one*
[Alice] *and since is in a mortal body ... is burninated!*
* Alice is now known as War
[War] *finds herself whereever 'she' was hiding*
[War] ..... Oh /shit/.
[Famine] *eyes widen* ...shit. *gets to his feet* Beelzebub!
[Dolohov] *blinks and hides under a couch*
[Famine] Jasper: *still totally here for burnination!*
[Beezie] *glowers at Famine and then around the room, shaking in rage*
[Famine] Jasper: *whee! BURNINATE ME!*
[Beezie] *well, when you put in THAT way...! BURNINATES JASPER! BECAUSE HE'S THERE AND BEEZIESMASH! YEAH!*
[Famine] Jasper: *OMGTOTALLYBURNINATED*
[Dark_Mandos] o.Ó
[DEATH] *GLARES*
[Famine] *...can't really complain, as...dude, it's Jasper...but...still ZOMGWTF!* *looks totally anxious* Beelzebub!
[DEATH] *GOES TO COLLECT JASPER*
[Famine] Jasper: ...*collected*
[Beezie] Yezzzz, Horzzzzeman? *GLOWER AND FLAME AND IS GENERALLY RAGE-O-HOLIC-Y AT FAMINE*
[Famine] *a little bit nervous at the rage/flame/whatnot, but...since he continually insists on beating demons up, is kind of used to it by now* Stop it. It isn't going to do any good.
[StinkyCheeseMan] Philippe: *is, um. Shoved into the room, but as far away from the burninating as possible*
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[Maitimo] *looks at Fouche* You... don't want to be here
[Fouche] *doesn't even come comepletely throught the doorway before he starts writing* And why not?
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* X sets mode: +o Ron
[Beezie] *flames MORE* Hazzzt THOU of ALL PEOPLE any right to tell ME so? *glowerglowerrevolution* I had thought thou wert one to stay silent...
[Maitimo] *Look*. Why do you think?
[Beezie] *burinates FOUCHE upon his arrival to PROVE...er... SOMETHING*
[Fouche] *burninated!*
[Maitimo] *sighs* ...That would be why...
[Dark_Mandos] o.Ó
[Fouche] *would protest but hey*
* Fouche is now known as Rosiernottobeburninated
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[Charming] *wanders in, forgetting that he's dead --again--*
[Famine] *looks considerably panicked as well as guilty, upset, worried, anxious, and a little frustrated/angry by now* No, I have no right at all! You're a demon, you can do whatever the hell you want! But it isn't their fault this happened! Don't take it out on innocents!
* Rosiernottobeburninated is now known as Rosier
[Maitimo] *is all innocent-like*
[Dark_Mandos] *Thwaps the walking dead guy*
* Ron is now known as Ron-SLEEPING
[Dolohov] *whispers* Ev! Get over here!
[Charming] *waves to everyone in the room, blissfully unaware*
[Rosier] *looks at burned corpses* *scoots over to D real fast* What's going on?
[Beezie] *seethe* Thou. Cannot. Tell. Me. What I muzzzed do. *BURNINATES THE INNOCENT!MALTIMO*
[Dolohov] *whispers* Beelzebub is setting people on fire.
[Maitimo] *BURNINATED!*
[Charming] *blinks*
* Maitimo is now known as Maitimo-BURNINATED
[Beezie] *...only spells it correctly...*
[Charming] Well, that's not very nice of you! You can't go setting random people on fire!
[Charming] ... Or killing them. Er.
[Dark_Mandos] O.O
[Beezie] ...
[Beezie] NIZZ? DOZZZT THOU THINK ME NIZZZ?
[Dark_Mandos] *Pockets Mae's soul*
[Charming] *confused* ... Sure?
[Rosier] Not that I don't mind a spot of killing *sounds as if he minds very much at the moment* But why? *clings a bit and stares*
[DEATH] *GLARES AT BEEZIE FROM UNDER THE COWL*
[Charming] I mean ... everyone has to have -some- niceness in them!
[StinkyCheeseMan] Philippe: *blinks at the carnage* . . . *quickly looks around for an exit*
* Maitimo-BURNINATED is now known as DEATH
[Famine] *winces, wearily glaring at Charming* ...stay out of this...
[Beezie] ...THOU ART MIZZZZTAKEN, FOOLIZZH HUMAN. *BURNINATES CHARMING! IN CAPS!*
[Dolohov] I don't know. I walked in here and he burninated Alice. I promptly hid.
[Beezie] ...*AND THEN BURNINATES PHILLIPE BECAUSE... THERE'S NO WAY OUT, HA!*
[Charming] *IS BURNINATED! IN CAPS! OH DEAR, IS DEAD ONCE AGAIN!*
[Charming] *What. a. pity.*
[Famine] ...*facepalm* *now REALLY nervous and upset* ...Beelzebub! I can't tell you what to do, but I can tell you that the Metatron didn't get himself discorporated for you to take it out on innocents!
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[StinkyCheeseMan] Philippe: *BURNINATED OH NOES!*
[Rosier] *whispers* If only we could lure someone we hated here to burn...
[Dark_Mandos] *Would spanketh Rosier if he did.*
[Algy] *TOTALLY BURNABLE!!!!!!*
[Beezie] ...*glowers and FLAMES and is trying not to think of Meta being discoporated* THEN TELL ME WHY HE DID! *BURNINATES ALGY! RAWR! AND THE COUNTRYSIDE!*
[Dark_Mandos] *Is unimpressed*
[Algy] ...*is burninated!* *DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING*
[Dolohov] I know. Especially if we could get the terrorist.
[Famine] *now really angry* TO KEEP YOU SAFE! Why do you think he does ANYTHING?!
[Rosier] Yeah. *watches burnorama* There goes another one. This is doing good to the muggle population of this place.
[Dolohov] Barty will be disappointed.
[Dark_Mandos] *Summons a couple of bugs and sends them over to BITE Rosier and Dolov*
[DEATH] BEELZEBUB. STOP THIS. IF YOU CAN'T SEE WHY HE DID IT, YOU DON'T DESERVE WHAT HE DID FOR YOU.
[Famine] ...*fanboys DEATH* *in that sort of annoyed/flailing/frustrated/upset/guilty/anxious way*
[Beezie] *is beyond angry* *roars* I DON'T DEZZERVE ANYTHING HE DOEZZZ FOR ME! *TRIES TO BURNINATE DEATH!?*
[DEATH] *IS NOT BURNINATED!* CLEARLY, HE DISAGREES.
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[Famine] *...winces and looks guilty again, then frowns determinedly* As long as he thinks you do, isn't that what matters most?
[Rosier] *is bit and slaps at bugs* Think we should do anything? *wonders if the Dark Lord would like the burninating or not*
[DEATH] ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE HIS DISCORPORATION BE IN VAIN?
[KingArthur] ...*strolls in. kingishly*
[Rosier] Look at that git.
[Dark_Mandos] *Eyes kingish dude*
[Dolohov] *yelps and slaps at the bugs* I don't know if there's anything we can do.
[Dolohov] *looks at Arthur* He makes Gildy look normal.
[Beezie] HE IZZZ FOOLIZZZZH. *glowers at DEATH* IT WAZZZ ALREADY.
[Rosier] Yeah, I know. *giggles*
[Famine] He LOVES you! That isn't foolish!
[KingArthur] ...er. Have I walked into something here?
[Dark_Mandos] Yes.
[KingArthur] *blinks*
[DEATH] IT IS NOT, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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[Rosier] *get out wand* If he doesnt get torched, can I kill him?
[Rosier] *gets
[Dolohov] Which reminds me that we should really do something special to him.
[KingArthur] *beams at Qwen* My lady Queen!
[Rosier] Foppy dude out there or Lockhart?
[Beezie] Yezz, it izzz. BOTH OF THEE. *BURNINATES KING ARTHUR. BECAUSE HE LOOKS TOO HAPPY!*
[KingArthur] *...burninated!*
[Dolohov] Lockhart. I think the Fop of All Fops is going to - er. Well, then.
[Dark_Mandos] *Gives an "Oh well!" kinda eye-roll*
[DEATH] *GRABS BEEZIE BY THE WRISTS* THAT'S ENOUGH. NOW, DO YOU LOVE THE METATRON OR NOT?
[Rosier] Well. Darn. Lockhart's a git.
[Gwen] Arthur! *goes over to him*
[Gwen] *somehow missing the corpses. Or something*
[Gwen] . . . *screams*
[KingArthur] *BURNINATED!*
[Famine] *still fist-clenching and ... yeah. medley of emotions here, whee*
[Rosier] *points wand at Gwen* Silencio.
[Dark_Mandos] *Ashes, Gwen*
[Gwen] *still screaming. Silently?*
[Dark_Mandos] *o.Ó @ Rosier's spell and Vala-mods it away again.*
[Dolohov] *needs aspirin*\
[Beezie] *grabbed by the wrists!* OF COURZZZ I DO. FOOL. IF I DID NOT, THINGZZZ WOULD BE EAZZZIER! *BURNINATES GWEN. WITH A G. BECAUSE... UM. SHE SCREAMED.*
[Gwen] *woo sound again* *would still be screaming, except . . not* *BURNINATED!*
[Dark_Mandos] *Gives another "Oh well!" kinda eye-roll*
[Rosier] *sighs* You ok, Sly?
[Famine] Don't you think he loves you just as much as you love him? That's why he's done this!
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* Algy is now known as Croup
[Croup] *WILL TOTALLY BE BURNINATED. PLEASE*
[Dolohov] Yeah. Just headachey. *glares at Mandos*
[Croup] *I MEAN, I WOULD PAY TO HAVE THIS GUY BURNINATED RIGHT NOW*
[Dark_Mandos] *Ignores glaring*
[Rosier] *kisses his forehead* I'm sorry.
[Beezie] *growls, like, alot, and buzzes loudly all the while* HE SHOULD NOT HAVE! *BURNINATES CROUP*
[Croup] *IS BURNINATED! THANK EVERY SINGLE SUPREME BEING, SAINT, ANYTHING EVER!! DRINKS ON ME, GUYS!!*
[Dark_Mandos] *Is starting to think Beezie is getting a bit stupid now.*
[Famine] IS LOVING YOU NOT REASON ENOUGH? Christ, Beelzebub! You would do the same for him!
[Dolohov] *snuggles Ev* It's not your fault.
[Rosier] *tries to think of an anti-headache charm but was nver very good at healing things* *snuggles D* Wish I could help, though.
[Beezie] *coldly level for a moment* He would dezzerve it.
[Dark_Mandos] And you think he doesn't think the exact same thing about you?
[Famine] And in his eyes, so do you! His opinion matters to you, doesn't it? See yourself as he sees you. He thinks you're worth it, and that should be all that matters.
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[Beezie] ...*glances at Namo* Thou. Art. Not. Involved here. THOU KNOWZZT NOTHING OF THIZZZ! *BURNINATES*
[Strelnikov] *strides in looking around* Where is Mr. Hades?
[Famine] BEELZEBUB!
* Dark_Mandos is now known as Mandos_Disembodied
[Mandos_Disembodied] Oh. Thanks. *Heavily sarcasitic surround-sound voicage*
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[DaddyPontmercy] *walks in, looking around for Marius*
[Rosier] This is getting really creepy, Sly.
[Beezie] *growls* Horrrzzzzeman. Do not toy with me. *BURNINATES PASHA*
[Famine] ...what the...you think...Beelzebub, I'm bloody trying to *help*!
[Strelnikov] *burninated!* *surprised but not all that upset*
[DEATH] *LOOKS AT THE PILE OF CORPSES* I'M NOT. *SLAPS BEEZIE*
[DEATH] TAKE IT UP WITH THE METATRON IF YOU MUST. BUT THIS IS *RIDICULOUS*
[Rosier] *winces* There goes another headmate. Wish the Weasley cow would wander in.
[Beezie] *to Famine* THOU HAZZZT HELPED ENOU-- *SLAP'D!*
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[DEATH] *GLARES*
[Dolohov] *winces* It is. Maybe we'd better go someplace else.
[Beezie] *BURINATES DADDY P AND TRIES TO BURNINATE DEATH*
[Mandos_Disembodied] *Cheers, disembodied*
[DaddyPontmercy] *BURNINATED!* *And another rides the b -- er, bites the dust*
[Rosier] I agree.
[DEATH] *ABSENTLY PUTS OUT THE FLAMES IN HIS ROBES* YOU'RE BEING *SILLY*.
[Famine] *fanboys DEATH some more* He's right, Beelzebub. You're being utterly ridiculous.
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[Mandos_Disembodied] *Snickers*
[Rosier] Where to, Sly?
[Beezie] *growls* SILENZZZ. *flames! as if that weren't obvious! rawr!*
[Mandos_Disembodied] *Makes a rude noise, 'cause he can.*
[DEATH] *IS SO NOT INTIMIDATED* THIS IS CHILDISH. GO HAVE YOUR TEMPER TANTRUM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
[Beezie] *TRIES TO BURNINATE... the air...*
[Mandos_Disembodied] *Sniggers*
[Famine] NO! *furious by now* Beelzebub, look at what the Metatron has done for you. And you're repaying his sacrifice by...hurting the very innocents he'd do anything to protect? Poor gratitude to someone you claim to love.
[Rosier] *thinks fouche and strelnikov weren't all that innocent*
[Dolohov] The other room?
[Rosier] Gotcha! *kisses D and disapparates*
[Dolohov] *disapparates*
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[Beezie] *narrows eyes, which is hard, as they're pretty narrow already* Claim? CLAIM? He hazzz been injured for loving me and all I do is CLAIM-- HAZZZTUR SHALL PAY FOR THIZZZZ! *DISPPEARS IN A BURST OF FLAME, SETTING A FEW-FOOT RADIUS ON FIIIIIIIRE!*
[Famine] *winces a little, running a hand through his hair and glancing at DEATH* ...do you think he'll be all right? Do you think we...got through to him?
* Beezie is now known as Victoria-nothere
[DEATH] *SIGHS* ACTUALLY... I THINK WE MAY HAVE.
[DEATH] A LITTLE.
[DEATH] *WONDERS WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE SOULS, IF THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE*
[Famine] *frowns faintly, touching the bruises at his throat gingerly* I...hope so. I hate having to do this so often. *sighs and shakes his head* Well...I'm out. Good luck with...*winces and gestures at the carnage*
[DEATH] THANK YOU. WILL YOU BE ALLRIGHT?
[Famine] *nods with a faint grin* *dryly* It won't kill me.
[DEATH] I SHOULDN'T THINK IT WOULD.
[Famine] And you are the expert, so...*grins again* I'll be fine. *nods and heads out*
* Famine is now known as Famine-out
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-Claire
PS: Tune in soon for MORE drama, as the Metatron finds out what Beezie's been up to. Which is...yeah. Happening now.
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* War is now known as Beezie
[Beezie] *flaming entrance of FLAME*
[Dark_Mandos] Showoff.
[Famine] *eyes widen* *startled* Beelzebub!...*quietly* ohfuck.
[Maitimo] *looks up*
[Alice] *is there looking ... um ... not innocent* *but still like a little girl*
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[Beezie] ...*eyes Famine* ...yezzz...?
[Beezie] ...*eyes Famine* ...yezzz...?
[Dark_Mandos] *Waves to DEATH*
[Algy] *is so burnable, he doesn't even know to be scared of Beezie*
[DEATH] *WAVES BACK*
[Famine] ...*bites his lip*...nothing. *omgsonervous*
[Beezie] *eyes Famine with a bit of curiousity* ...thou hazzzt said my name... *odd look* Horzzzeman...?
[Dark_Mandos] *Craves long sharp metal object*
[DEATH] *ODDLOOKS EVERYTHING*
[Famine] ...er...*bites his lip harder* ...yes? *totallynervous*
[Dark_Mandos] *Long sharp metal objects are good for twapping if turned the right way, a cutting if turn the other.*
[Beezie] *suspiciousomg!* Hazzzz something happened to thee...?
[Famine] *winces, sototallynervouslikewhoa* ...well...yes, sort of...erm...thisisanewbody...
[Beezie] ... *narrows eyes* A new body? Hazzzt thou offended that demon onzzzz too many timezzz?
[Famine] ...*totally winces again at mention of Hastur, and is too nervous to be offended or sheepish or anything* ...well, no...I, er, hadn't done anything that time...but Hastur...*winces again*
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[Beezie] *eyes him* No? Demonzzzz have temperzzzz. [Understatement much?] But Hazzztur...?
[Dark_Mandos] *Pokes the Cheese*
[StinkyCheeseMan] *poked!* *squeaks* Will you never stop doing that?!
[Dark_Mandos] *Smirk* No.
[Maitimo] *snickers a little*
[Famine] ...no, it wasn't...I hadn't done anything...*totallynervousliekwhoa* *takes a deep breath and closes his eyes* Beelzebub, it's...the Metatron. Hastur...*trails off, omgsonervous*
[StinkyCheeseMan] I hate you. *goes roll away from him. Far, far away*
[Dark_Mandos] *Smirks more*
[Beezie] ... *steps closer* ...the Metatron...? *eyes flash* Where izzzzz he?
[Famine] *so tempted to take a step back, but doesn't* *takes another deep breath and bites his lip hard* ...he's discorporated.
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[Dark_Mandos] *Watches Demon and Personification curiously*
[DEATH] *WATCHES TOO* *MORBIDLY*
[Famine] [XD How otherwise?]
[Beezie] ... *just stares into his eyes for a moment* dizz... incoprated...
[Maitimo] [[*snerk* True...]]
[Famine] *nods, feeling a bit dizzy and biting through his lip* *quietly* Yes...he made a deal with Hastur. He would...allow Hastur to...to...*trails off*...if he swore to keep you unharmed during that time.
[Alice] *watches them carefully, like most everyone else in the room!*
[Famine] Jasper: *whee, totally drinking tea in an evil crazed violent opium-addicted stalkerishway while his headmate dies from anxiety*
[Beezie] Thou hazzt allowed thizzzz...? *steps even -closer-*
[Beezie] War: *has run and hid by now, nice and safe, yup!*
[Famine] *does lean back a little at that, clenching his hands into fists and looking guilty as well as nervous and sad now* ...I...I tried to stop him. I tried to talk him out of it...
[Beezie] *snarls and catches his throat* TALK?
[Alice] *stands up, a little worried, but not by much*
[Dark_Mandos] *Stares at Alice*
[DEATH] *MUTTERS TO MANDOS* SHE SHOULD BE ALLRIGHT.
[Famine] ...*shit, throat-grabbing AGAIN* *winces, because...dude...this is what he was afraid of* It isn't as though I wanted this to happen! Christ, Beelzebub, you know how he gets...I can't talk him out of anything when your safety is in question!
* Pepper is now known as Pepper-SONOTHERE
[Dark_Mandos] *Nods at DEATH's comment*
[Beezie] *growls and tightens, because hey, demonzzz have temperzz* Thou didzzzzt not stop it. *lifts Famine ever so slightly* I'LL KILL HIM.
[Alice] *cringes a little, and automatically puts her hand on her sword hilt*
[Dark_Mandos] *o.Ó @ Alice*
[Famine] *winces, because...well, ow* ...no, no, I didn't...*grabs Beelzebub's wrist, the one on the hand that's choking him, but not terribly hard* Beelzebub, don't...
[Beezie] *lifts him COMPLETELY OFF THE GROUND. IN CAPS.* NO ONE TOUCHEZZZ MY ANGEL. *flames. like more than he's ever flamed before. er, literally.*
[Famine] *...er...right...lifted off the ground...winces and tightens his grip on Beezie's wrist* Beelzebub!
[Dark_Mandos] *Really thinks Mister Buzz-box is flaming.*
[Alice] *draws her sword, even though it's as big as her* Hey! Leave him alone! *.... not sounding too threatening*
[Maitimo] O_o
[Famine] [XDD]
[Maitimo] *is vaguely reminded of Fingolfin...*
[Beezie] *glances toward Alice... still holding Famine off the ground, yeah* SILENZZZZ, LITTLE GIRL.
[Dark_Mandos] o.Ó
[Alice] *calmly walks towards them* I am /not/ a little girl. Let him go!
[DEATH] *WATCHES CALMLY*
[Dark_Mandos] *Kinda sees the Fingolfin resemblance*
[Famine] *sort of inwardly flailing and outwardly...well, anxious/upset/guilty*
[Beezie] *squeezes because, hey, he -can-, but still looking at 'Alice'...* THOU SHALL REGRET THY INTERFERENZZZZ. *flameyflameflamerawr*
[Famine] ...*ow?* *winces and flails a bit*
[Dark_Mandos] Ì.Í
[Alice] *points her sword at him* Just let. him. go.
[Beezie] ...*pauses for a little bit of OMGWORLDTRADEFED* As thou wizzzzzh, little girl. *THROWS FAMINE DOWN and spins to face her completely*
[Alice] *is in her element, and forgets that she's in a mortal body* *raises an eyebrow* Try me.
[Famine] ...*THROWN DOWN. IN CAPS. OW.* *rubs at his throat and winces, watching 'Alice' and Beezie warily*
[Beezie] *takes a step forward and clenches his jaw* Azzzzk... *glowers down at her OMGGLOWERLYANDFLAMISHLY and grabs at her tiny throat* ...and ye shall receive.
[Dark_Mandos] Î.Î
[Famine] *looks alarmed and sits up, reeeally not sure what'll happen in Alice's body gets killed*
[Alice] *reaches a hand up, and manages to pry his fingers far enough away so that she can breathe* *swiftly swings her sword until it's within a centimeter of his throat* *smirks insolently* How's that?
[Famine] *wincewincewince omgsoanxiousaboutwhat'llhappen*
[Famine] Jasper: *still totally here for burnination, whoo!*
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[Beezie] *glowers at the insolence, and, you know, for the heck of it shouts...* INSOLENZZZ! Dozzzzt thou wizzzzh to see, little girl? THEN SEE THOU SHALT! *........BURNINATES!!!11one*
[Alice] *and since is in a mortal body ... is burninated!*
* Alice is now known as War
[War] *finds herself whereever 'she' was hiding*
[War] ..... Oh /shit/.
[Famine] *eyes widen* ...shit. *gets to his feet* Beelzebub!
[Dolohov] *blinks and hides under a couch*
[Famine] Jasper: *still totally here for burnination!*
[Beezie] *glowers at Famine and then around the room, shaking in rage*
[Famine] Jasper: *whee! BURNINATE ME!*
[Beezie] *well, when you put in THAT way...! BURNINATES JASPER! BECAUSE HE'S THERE AND BEEZIESMASH! YEAH!*
[Famine] Jasper: *OMGTOTALLYBURNINATED*
[Dark_Mandos] o.Ó
[DEATH] *GLARES*
[Famine] *...can't really complain, as...dude, it's Jasper...but...still ZOMGWTF!* *looks totally anxious* Beelzebub!
[DEATH] *GOES TO COLLECT JASPER*
[Famine] Jasper: ...*collected*
[Beezie] Yezzzz, Horzzzzeman? *GLOWER AND FLAME AND IS GENERALLY RAGE-O-HOLIC-Y AT FAMINE*
[Famine] *a little bit nervous at the rage/flame/whatnot, but...since he continually insists on beating demons up, is kind of used to it by now* Stop it. It isn't going to do any good.
[StinkyCheeseMan] Philippe: *is, um. Shoved into the room, but as far away from the burninating as possible*
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[Maitimo] *looks at Fouche* You... don't want to be here
[Fouche] *doesn't even come comepletely throught the doorway before he starts writing* And why not?
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* X sets mode: +o Ron
[Beezie] *flames MORE* Hazzzt THOU of ALL PEOPLE any right to tell ME so? *glowerglowerrevolution* I had thought thou wert one to stay silent...
[Maitimo] *Look*. Why do you think?
[Beezie] *burinates FOUCHE upon his arrival to PROVE...er... SOMETHING*
[Fouche] *burninated!*
[Maitimo] *sighs* ...That would be why...
[Dark_Mandos] o.Ó
[Fouche] *would protest but hey*
* Fouche is now known as Rosiernottobeburninated
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[Charming] *wanders in, forgetting that he's dead --again--*
[Famine] *looks considerably panicked as well as guilty, upset, worried, anxious, and a little frustrated/angry by now* No, I have no right at all! You're a demon, you can do whatever the hell you want! But it isn't their fault this happened! Don't take it out on innocents!
* Rosiernottobeburninated is now known as Rosier
[Maitimo] *is all innocent-like*
[Dark_Mandos] *Thwaps the walking dead guy*
* Ron is now known as Ron-SLEEPING
[Dolohov] *whispers* Ev! Get over here!
[Charming] *waves to everyone in the room, blissfully unaware*
[Rosier] *looks at burned corpses* *scoots over to D real fast* What's going on?
[Beezie] *seethe* Thou. Cannot. Tell. Me. What I muzzzed do. *BURNINATES THE INNOCENT!MALTIMO*
[Dolohov] *whispers* Beelzebub is setting people on fire.
[Maitimo] *BURNINATED!*
[Charming] *blinks*
* Maitimo is now known as Maitimo-BURNINATED
[Beezie] *...only spells it correctly...*
[Charming] Well, that's not very nice of you! You can't go setting random people on fire!
[Charming] ... Or killing them. Er.
[Dark_Mandos] O.O
[Beezie] ...
[Beezie] NIZZ? DOZZZT THOU THINK ME NIZZZ?
[Dark_Mandos] *Pockets Mae's soul*
[Charming] *confused* ... Sure?
[Rosier] Not that I don't mind a spot of killing *sounds as if he minds very much at the moment* But why? *clings a bit and stares*
[DEATH] *GLARES AT BEEZIE FROM UNDER THE COWL*
[Charming] I mean ... everyone has to have -some- niceness in them!
[StinkyCheeseMan] Philippe: *blinks at the carnage* . . . *quickly looks around for an exit*
* Maitimo-BURNINATED is now known as DEATH
[Famine] *winces, wearily glaring at Charming* ...stay out of this...
[Beezie] ...THOU ART MIZZZZTAKEN, FOOLIZZH HUMAN. *BURNINATES CHARMING! IN CAPS!*
[Dolohov] I don't know. I walked in here and he burninated Alice. I promptly hid.
[Beezie] ...*AND THEN BURNINATES PHILLIPE BECAUSE... THERE'S NO WAY OUT, HA!*
[Charming] *IS BURNINATED! IN CAPS! OH DEAR, IS DEAD ONCE AGAIN!*
[Charming] *What. a. pity.*
[Famine] ...*facepalm* *now REALLY nervous and upset* ...Beelzebub! I can't tell you what to do, but I can tell you that the Metatron didn't get himself discorporated for you to take it out on innocents!
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[StinkyCheeseMan] Philippe: *BURNINATED OH NOES!*
[Rosier] *whispers* If only we could lure someone we hated here to burn...
[Dark_Mandos] *Would spanketh Rosier if he did.*
[Algy] *TOTALLY BURNABLE!!!!!!*
[Beezie] ...*glowers and FLAMES and is trying not to think of Meta being discoporated* THEN TELL ME WHY HE DID! *BURNINATES ALGY! RAWR! AND THE COUNTRYSIDE!*
[Dark_Mandos] *Is unimpressed*
[Algy] ...*is burninated!* *DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING*
[Dolohov] I know. Especially if we could get the terrorist.
[Famine] *now really angry* TO KEEP YOU SAFE! Why do you think he does ANYTHING?!
[Rosier] Yeah. *watches burnorama* There goes another one. This is doing good to the muggle population of this place.
[Dolohov] Barty will be disappointed.
[Dark_Mandos] *Summons a couple of bugs and sends them over to BITE Rosier and Dolov*
[DEATH] BEELZEBUB. STOP THIS. IF YOU CAN'T SEE WHY HE DID IT, YOU DON'T DESERVE WHAT HE DID FOR YOU.
[Famine] ...*fanboys DEATH* *in that sort of annoyed/flailing/frustrated/upset/guilty/anxious way*
[Beezie] *is beyond angry* *roars* I DON'T DEZZERVE ANYTHING HE DOEZZZ FOR ME! *TRIES TO BURNINATE DEATH!?*
[DEATH] *IS NOT BURNINATED!* CLEARLY, HE DISAGREES.
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[Famine] *...winces and looks guilty again, then frowns determinedly* As long as he thinks you do, isn't that what matters most?
[Rosier] *is bit and slaps at bugs* Think we should do anything? *wonders if the Dark Lord would like the burninating or not*
[DEATH] ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE HIS DISCORPORATION BE IN VAIN?
[KingArthur] ...*strolls in. kingishly*
[Rosier] Look at that git.
[Dark_Mandos] *Eyes kingish dude*
[Dolohov] *yelps and slaps at the bugs* I don't know if there's anything we can do.
[Dolohov] *looks at Arthur* He makes Gildy look normal.
[Beezie] HE IZZZ FOOLIZZZZH. *glowers at DEATH* IT WAZZZ ALREADY.
[Rosier] Yeah, I know. *giggles*
[Famine] He LOVES you! That isn't foolish!
[KingArthur] ...er. Have I walked into something here?
[Dark_Mandos] Yes.
[KingArthur] *blinks*
[DEATH] IT IS NOT, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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[Rosier] *get out wand* If he doesnt get torched, can I kill him?
[Rosier] *gets
[Dolohov] Which reminds me that we should really do something special to him.
[KingArthur] *beams at Qwen* My lady Queen!
[Rosier] Foppy dude out there or Lockhart?
[Beezie] Yezz, it izzz. BOTH OF THEE. *BURNINATES KING ARTHUR. BECAUSE HE LOOKS TOO HAPPY!*
[KingArthur] *...burninated!*
[Dolohov] Lockhart. I think the Fop of All Fops is going to - er. Well, then.
[Dark_Mandos] *Gives an "Oh well!" kinda eye-roll*
[DEATH] *GRABS BEEZIE BY THE WRISTS* THAT'S ENOUGH. NOW, DO YOU LOVE THE METATRON OR NOT?
[Rosier] Well. Darn. Lockhart's a git.
[Gwen] Arthur! *goes over to him*
[Gwen] *somehow missing the corpses. Or something*
[Gwen] . . . *screams*
[KingArthur] *BURNINATED!*
[Famine] *still fist-clenching and ... yeah. medley of emotions here, whee*
[Rosier] *points wand at Gwen* Silencio.
[Dark_Mandos] *Ashes, Gwen*
[Gwen] *still screaming. Silently?*
[Dark_Mandos] *o.Ó @ Rosier's spell and Vala-mods it away again.*
[Dolohov] *needs aspirin*\
[Beezie] *grabbed by the wrists!* OF COURZZZ I DO. FOOL. IF I DID NOT, THINGZZZ WOULD BE EAZZZIER! *BURNINATES GWEN. WITH A G. BECAUSE... UM. SHE SCREAMED.*
[Gwen] *woo sound again* *would still be screaming, except . . not* *BURNINATED!*
[Dark_Mandos] *Gives another "Oh well!" kinda eye-roll*
[Rosier] *sighs* You ok, Sly?
[Famine] Don't you think he loves you just as much as you love him? That's why he's done this!
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* Algy is now known as Croup
[Croup] *WILL TOTALLY BE BURNINATED. PLEASE*
[Dolohov] Yeah. Just headachey. *glares at Mandos*
[Croup] *I MEAN, I WOULD PAY TO HAVE THIS GUY BURNINATED RIGHT NOW*
[Dark_Mandos] *Ignores glaring*
[Rosier] *kisses his forehead* I'm sorry.
[Beezie] *growls, like, alot, and buzzes loudly all the while* HE SHOULD NOT HAVE! *BURNINATES CROUP*
[Croup] *IS BURNINATED! THANK EVERY SINGLE SUPREME BEING, SAINT, ANYTHING EVER!! DRINKS ON ME, GUYS!!*
[Dark_Mandos] *Is starting to think Beezie is getting a bit stupid now.*
[Famine] IS LOVING YOU NOT REASON ENOUGH? Christ, Beelzebub! You would do the same for him!
[Dolohov] *snuggles Ev* It's not your fault.
[Rosier] *tries to think of an anti-headache charm but was nver very good at healing things* *snuggles D* Wish I could help, though.
[Beezie] *coldly level for a moment* He would dezzerve it.
[Dark_Mandos] And you think he doesn't think the exact same thing about you?
[Famine] And in his eyes, so do you! His opinion matters to you, doesn't it? See yourself as he sees you. He thinks you're worth it, and that should be all that matters.
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[Beezie] ...*glances at Namo* Thou. Art. Not. Involved here. THOU KNOWZZT NOTHING OF THIZZZ! *BURNINATES*
[Strelnikov] *strides in looking around* Where is Mr. Hades?
[Famine] BEELZEBUB!
* Dark_Mandos is now known as Mandos_Disembodied
[Mandos_Disembodied] Oh. Thanks. *Heavily sarcasitic surround-sound voicage*
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[DaddyPontmercy] *walks in, looking around for Marius*
[Rosier] This is getting really creepy, Sly.
[Beezie] *growls* Horrrzzzzeman. Do not toy with me. *BURNINATES PASHA*
[Famine] ...what the...you think...Beelzebub, I'm bloody trying to *help*!
[Strelnikov] *burninated!* *surprised but not all that upset*
[DEATH] *LOOKS AT THE PILE OF CORPSES* I'M NOT. *SLAPS BEEZIE*
[DEATH] TAKE IT UP WITH THE METATRON IF YOU MUST. BUT THIS IS *RIDICULOUS*
[Rosier] *winces* There goes another headmate. Wish the Weasley cow would wander in.
[Beezie] *to Famine* THOU HAZZZT HELPED ENOU-- *SLAP'D!*
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[DEATH] *GLARES*
[Dolohov] *winces* It is. Maybe we'd better go someplace else.
[Beezie] *BURINATES DADDY P AND TRIES TO BURNINATE DEATH*
[Mandos_Disembodied] *Cheers, disembodied*
[DaddyPontmercy] *BURNINATED!* *And another rides the b -- er, bites the dust*
[Rosier] I agree.
[DEATH] *ABSENTLY PUTS OUT THE FLAMES IN HIS ROBES* YOU'RE BEING *SILLY*.
[Famine] *fanboys DEATH some more* He's right, Beelzebub. You're being utterly ridiculous.
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[Mandos_Disembodied] *Snickers*
[Rosier] Where to, Sly?
[Beezie] *growls* SILENZZZ. *flames! as if that weren't obvious! rawr!*
[Mandos_Disembodied] *Makes a rude noise, 'cause he can.*
[DEATH] *IS SO NOT INTIMIDATED* THIS IS CHILDISH. GO HAVE YOUR TEMPER TANTRUM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
[Beezie] *TRIES TO BURNINATE... the air...*
[Mandos_Disembodied] *Sniggers*
[Famine] NO! *furious by now* Beelzebub, look at what the Metatron has done for you. And you're repaying his sacrifice by...hurting the very innocents he'd do anything to protect? Poor gratitude to someone you claim to love.
[Rosier] *thinks fouche and strelnikov weren't all that innocent*
[Dolohov] The other room?
[Rosier] Gotcha! *kisses D and disapparates*
[Dolohov] *disapparates*
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[Beezie] *narrows eyes, which is hard, as they're pretty narrow already* Claim? CLAIM? He hazzz been injured for loving me and all I do is CLAIM-- HAZZZTUR SHALL PAY FOR THIZZZZ! *DISPPEARS IN A BURST OF FLAME, SETTING A FEW-FOOT RADIUS ON FIIIIIIIRE!*
[Famine] *winces a little, running a hand through his hair and glancing at DEATH* ...do you think he'll be all right? Do you think we...got through to him?
* Beezie is now known as Victoria-nothere
[DEATH] *SIGHS* ACTUALLY... I THINK WE MAY HAVE.
[DEATH] A LITTLE.
[DEATH] *WONDERS WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE SOULS, IF THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE*
[Famine] *frowns faintly, touching the bruises at his throat gingerly* I...hope so. I hate having to do this so often. *sighs and shakes his head* Well...I'm out. Good luck with...*winces and gestures at the carnage*
[DEATH] THANK YOU. WILL YOU BE ALLRIGHT?
[Famine] *nods with a faint grin* *dryly* It won't kill me.
[DEATH] I SHOULDN'T THINK IT WOULD.
[Famine] And you are the expert, so...*grins again* I'll be fine. *nods and heads out*
* Famine is now known as Famine-out
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-Claire
PS: Tune in soon for MORE drama, as the Metatron finds out what Beezie's been up to. Which is...yeah. Happening now.