As one may
recall, Celegorm discovered Sauron and Nerdanel during the rescue mission when he heard their voices behind a door. This is what they were saying.
* Nerdanel has joined #dftimewarp
* Sauron sets mode: +s
[Sauron] *so. Coming to visit Ner and all*
[Nerdanel] *so, sitting around in her room*
[Sauron] *carrying a slightly bloodied bundle* *slips in*
[Sauron] Evening, my lady. How are you?
[Nerdanel] Promptly to be lousy, I am assuming.
[Sauron] Well, you decide if this is good or bad news. Your sometime husband is back.
[Nerdanel] *actually counts that as good news, and sits up to look at him*
[Sauron] *thin smile* Storming around in armour and trying to convince people to kill him, but back.
[Nerdanel] [[Narf: *grumble*]]
[Nerdanel] ..............why would he be trying to convince people to kill him? *raises eybrow*
[Sauron] *raises it back* Why would he leave in the first place? He's discovered guilt. Maybe even shame.
[Sauron] It's rather unhinged him
[Nerdanel] *scowls at him*
[Sauron] No one's taken him up on it yet. Though your son did punch him in the face.
[Nerdanel] ... *startled look* Who?
[Sauron] Turcafinwë. He was only defending you.
[Nerdanel] *calls him something that her sons would be appalled to know she knew*
[Sauron] [[Tweedles: *would be varying degrees of unappalled*]]
[Nerdanel] [[Ner: You two always were the brightest.]]
[Sauron] Touché. I'm afraid your Tyelkormo hasn't been able to decide where to stand ever since he found out why his father left. Rape's a conflicting issue for him.
[Nerdanel] ...what? *frowns at him* Why would that be brought up into this?
[Sauron] *headwall. Four, Ner. Four* I think he felt he could not condemn his own father for doing something he'd nearly done himself.
[Nerdanel] ... ... *snarl* Fëanáro has never done that.
[Sauron] Ask Bellatrix Lestrange.
[Nerdanel] ... I refuse to believe that.
[Sauron] That changes nothing. Oh. I have something from your eldest.
[Nerdanel] ... what did you do to him?
[Sauron] *just tosses her the bundle*
[Sauron] *moving along quickly, see, as thought he heard something moving downstairs*
[Nerdanel] *catches it, and certainly doesn't miss the 'bloodied' adjective* *pales, and carefully unwraps it* *...pretty much indescribable shockflailageshattering*
[Sauron] [[Mae: See now, that? That is disturbing.]]
[Nerdanel] [[Ner: ...YOU'RE TELLING ME.]]
[Sauron] *watches her, but still listening intently for any more strange noises*
[Sauron] *rather distracted now*
[Nerdanel] *rather the same, as fending off a full meltdown* *so, DOORSLAYING?*
[Sauron] *quite* *OMMWTFFINWEANS*
For those who didn't know, the bloodied bundle contains Ner's eldest son's right hand. Sauron's a sick bastard that way.