Love, death and discorporation
La, yes. Late and such. Was busy marrying Maja and Phlegthingy lastnight/this morning.
Here is the log of Carasel being REALLY INCREDIBLY DAFT and Phlegthingy discorporating him.
Also starring: Astaroth as himself, Maja Vlajnic-Hades and Saint Alona of the order Archangela as the peanut gallery, and Gabriel and Raphael as the non-existant BFFs.
Includes: Unholy water, discorporation, daftness, shivering with glee over being killed, because we are crazy little angels, yes we are, and even a Moulin Rouge quote. Don't. Ask. Me.
* Nimitz is now known as Carasel
* Phlegethon has joined #desperatefans
*flames in* *flamingly*
*doesn't. just walks in, looking slightly peeved, and arches an eyebrow at Carasel's flamingness*
*smiles slightly at Phlegthingy, as is ... weird. And crazy.*
*looks slightly blank for a moment before putting on the charming!smile* Hello.
Hello. *cute!daft!angel!smile*
*looks amused* And who might you be?
I am called Carasel. Who are you?
Phlegethon Hades. A pleasure. *holds out a hand*
*la, hi, typist does not fail* *takes hand?* The same.
*failage? where?* *shakes his hand firmly in that charismatic!I'm not a psychoREALLY!way* Tell me, how do you perform that trick?
*not here!* *.....okay, his boyfriend killed him. Carasel loves him /more/. The angel is daft* Trick? *tilts head to one side*
With the fire. *smiles slightly. apparently is still slightly pyromaniacal in his old-ish age*
... Oh. That. I'm an angel. *bright!smile*
*...nods, thoughtfully* An angel. How interesting. Tell me about that.
What would you like to know?
*shrugs and leans against a conveniently-placed wall* Is Heaven as terribly nice as they say?
It is. It's like nothing else.
And -- angels, are they truly immortal?
We can be killed. *BRIGHTLY AND CHEERILY* My lover killed me.
*quirks an eyebrow* Did he, now. And you're not angry?
No! It was a wonderful experience! Learning what Death was all about!
Ah, so you -enjoyed- death?
Oh, yes! In fact, I helped create it!
*grins slowly* You created death? THANK YOU :D You win.
*smiles* Yes. Saraquael and I did. It was our last project together. We also created Love! *beambeamrevolution* :D
However, our biggest project was Dysfunction. We are Original Dysfunction (TM)
*rummages in his coat pocket, pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one, then offers one to Carasel* Love. Really. *looks much less thrilled about that*
*declines with hand gesture* Yes. *beams*
*shakes his head* A terrible idea. *replaces the cigarette and stuffs the pack back into his pocket*
Oh, no. It's a wonderful thing!
I'll grant that it's useful.
*shrugs and smiles s'more*
I suppose you find love a wonderful experience, as well.
It is. One of the most wonderful of all.
Hm. A matter of opinion, I suppose.
Love ... Love is many a splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you /need/ is love.
*...laughs slightly* *--and switches subjects* Tell me, how is it that an angel can die?
Well, when Raguel killed Saraquael, he kissed him. And *shiny-eyed* when Saraquael killed me he *shivers with glee* stabbed me and then pushed me from the window.
* Gabriel has joined #desperatefans
*NOT ACTUALLY HERE*
*typist is too lazy to open up seperate connections* *YAY SLOTH*
Raph: *waves at nonexistant BFF*
*waves back nonexistantly*
And... this will work here on Earth? *should not be as interested in this as he is, aughwtf*
I don't see why it wouldn't. *daft and innocent*
[Sar: *WILL KILL PHLEGGY IF HE TRIES ANYTHING*]
I was under the impression that angels inhabited human forms when visiting Earth.
[Phleggy: *WILL TOTALLY TAKE YOU ON, SAR >:O*]
[Sar: *BRING IT, BITCH*]
*nods* This is true. *shrugs* Discorporation is possible.
Yes, I know that much. But -- death itself?
It might have to be done in Heaven.
[.......And the chances of Phleggy getting INTO Heaven are -- ]
DAMMIT. ;__; *snaps fingers* ...I see. *frowns*
[...Lethe, my keyboard.]
[.......Zero.]
[Lethe: You give him too much credit.]
...Did I say something wrong?
...not at all. *thoughtfulthoughtful* Angels can be discorporated when on Earth, then. Have they other weaknesses?
* Astaroth has joined #desperatefans
*not really here! just a spying tool for the lazy typist! hi!*
I have been dead a very long time. *apologetic smile*
*frowns* You don't know, then?
No. Things are ... different.
*...la, smokes* Holy water causes pain for demons, does it not? Do you know if there is an equivalent, for angels?
...I suppose if you could find ... unholy water?
*glances at Phleg at the mention of holy water*
*yes, there is. see Half-Healed Burnt Gash on said angel's face. not that he's here.*
...And do you know where I might obtain -that-? *whee, glances back at Asty*
[Enyo: ^_^ I do good work.]
*eyes him with a smile*
The opposite of the place you would obtain Holy water?
[...the plot hole?]
*FROM A DEMON. SO YOU CAN TORTURE GABS -- *
[...XD]
*DEMON. DEMONDEMONDEMON. WHEE!*
*......not that the typist is sadistic*
*THAT WOULD BE CRAZY TSLK*
...*looks at Asty* Do you know where I can find unholy water?
Me? I certainly do. *playful smile*
And where would that be?
From me. *eyebrow arch* Why do you want it?
...I want to try something.
Do tell.
*glances quickly back at Carasel. HINT HINT ASTY*
*daft! oblivious! other fun words like that!*
*raises an eyebrow, then nods*
*smileysmile of creepyHades*
*little grin of "well -hello- there"*
Just a moment. *leaves momentarily, presumably to get some water and... profane it*
*returns quite quickly*
*...whee* *needs, like... a good amount if he's going to discorporate Carasel*
*has... um, I hope a pitcher full will do it* *hands it to Phleg* Here you go, precious.
*WHY CARASEL AND NOT -- .......I'm so evil.*
*--BECAUSE GABS HAS TO TAKE PART IN /OTHER/ PLOTS FIRST*
*that will come later. he's starting basic* *smiles and takes it* Thank you. *turns to Carasel and pauses just for a moment*
*lalala, oblivious*
You're very welcome, my friend. Use it well. *... is eyeing his ass. Yes. Oh dear.*
[Lethe: *choke* *ewww brothersecks*]
[Asty: *is, if it helps, very much Asty and not Ach*]
[... I have too many A, M, and S puppets.]
[Lethe: ...........*you just broke his brainz*]
[*killz Lethe*]
[Lethe: *twitch*]
*and a nice ass it is -- um* *shrugs slightly and, almost gently, tips the water over Carasel's head*
[...killing Lethe is bad. ._.]
*discorporated!*
* Carasel is now known as Raphael
*not here*
[Sar: *FLAILFLAILFLAIL*]
... *very very calmly* Interesting.
*laughs* Isn't it just?
I wasn't aware I could do that. Thank you for your services.
My services? This was not a service but a favor. *beamysmile*
Then thank you for that. *sets the now-empty pitcher down on a conveniently-placed table*
You are very welcome. *walks past him and slaps his ass as he does*
*...blank look of WhattheFedDoYouThinkYou'rePlayingAt*
*sweet, charming smile*
*that clearly says "You KNOW what I'm playing at, cutie"*
*scares his typist*
*shakes his head, irritated*
*shrugs, still smiling* Call on me if you ever need more help, darling.
...Of course. *drops his cigarette and crushes it under his heel*
*nods at him* My name is Astaroth. *blows a kiss*
Phlegethon Hades. *still with the blank Hi, I'm Asexual and This is Just Stupid of You look*
*nods, with a cocky--heh-- Hi, I'm Incredibly Sexy and You Know You Want To look*
*poof!*
* Astaroth has left #desperatefans
*seriously has no desire to sex -anything-, SIGH*
*one thing he has in common with Lethe, then*
Here is the log of Carasel being REALLY INCREDIBLY DAFT and Phlegthingy discorporating him.
Also starring: Astaroth as himself, Maja Vlajnic-Hades and Saint Alona of the order Archangela as the peanut gallery, and Gabriel and Raphael as the non-existant BFFs.
Includes: Unholy water, discorporation, daftness, shivering with glee over being killed, because we are crazy little angels, yes we are, and even a Moulin Rouge quote. Don't. Ask. Me.
* Nimitz is now known as Carasel
* Phlegethon has joined #desperatefans
*flames in* *flamingly*
*doesn't. just walks in, looking slightly peeved, and arches an eyebrow at Carasel's flamingness*
*smiles slightly at Phlegthingy, as is ... weird. And crazy.*
*looks slightly blank for a moment before putting on the charming!smile* Hello.
Hello. *cute!daft!angel!smile*
*looks amused* And who might you be?
I am called Carasel. Who are you?
Phlegethon Hades. A pleasure. *holds out a hand*
*la, hi, typist does not fail* *takes hand?* The same.
*failage? where?* *shakes his hand firmly in that charismatic!I'm not a psychoREALLY!way* Tell me, how do you perform that trick?
*not here!* *.....okay, his boyfriend killed him. Carasel loves him /more/. The angel is daft* Trick? *tilts head to one side*
With the fire. *smiles slightly. apparently is still slightly pyromaniacal in his old-ish age*
... Oh. That. I'm an angel. *bright!smile*
*...nods, thoughtfully* An angel. How interesting. Tell me about that.
What would you like to know?
*shrugs and leans against a conveniently-placed wall* Is Heaven as terribly nice as they say?
It is. It's like nothing else.
And -- angels, are they truly immortal?
We can be killed. *BRIGHTLY AND CHEERILY* My lover killed me.
*quirks an eyebrow* Did he, now. And you're not angry?
No! It was a wonderful experience! Learning what Death was all about!
Ah, so you -enjoyed- death?
Oh, yes! In fact, I helped create it!
*grins slowly* You created death? THANK YOU :D You win.
*smiles* Yes. Saraquael and I did. It was our last project together. We also created Love! *beambeamrevolution* :D
However, our biggest project was Dysfunction. We are Original Dysfunction (TM)
*rummages in his coat pocket, pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one, then offers one to Carasel* Love. Really. *looks much less thrilled about that*
*declines with hand gesture* Yes. *beams*
*shakes his head* A terrible idea. *replaces the cigarette and stuffs the pack back into his pocket*
Oh, no. It's a wonderful thing!
I'll grant that it's useful.
*shrugs and smiles s'more*
I suppose you find love a wonderful experience, as well.
It is. One of the most wonderful of all.
Hm. A matter of opinion, I suppose.
Love ... Love is many a splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you /need/ is love.
*...laughs slightly* *--and switches subjects* Tell me, how is it that an angel can die?
Well, when Raguel killed Saraquael, he kissed him. And *shiny-eyed* when Saraquael killed me he *shivers with glee* stabbed me and then pushed me from the window.
* Gabriel has joined #desperatefans
*NOT ACTUALLY HERE*
*typist is too lazy to open up seperate connections* *YAY SLOTH*
Raph: *waves at nonexistant BFF*
*waves back nonexistantly*
And... this will work here on Earth? *should not be as interested in this as he is, aughwtf*
I don't see why it wouldn't. *daft and innocent*
[Sar: *WILL KILL PHLEGGY IF HE TRIES ANYTHING*]
I was under the impression that angels inhabited human forms when visiting Earth.
[Phleggy: *WILL TOTALLY TAKE YOU ON, SAR >:O*]
[Sar: *BRING IT, BITCH*]
*nods* This is true. *shrugs* Discorporation is possible.
Yes, I know that much. But -- death itself?
It might have to be done in Heaven.
[.......And the chances of Phleggy getting INTO Heaven are -- ]
DAMMIT. ;__; *snaps fingers* ...I see. *frowns*
[...Lethe, my keyboard.]
[.......Zero.]
[Lethe: You give him too much credit.]
...Did I say something wrong?
...not at all. *thoughtfulthoughtful* Angels can be discorporated when on Earth, then. Have they other weaknesses?
* Astaroth has joined #desperatefans
*not really here! just a spying tool for the lazy typist! hi!*
I have been dead a very long time. *apologetic smile*
*frowns* You don't know, then?
No. Things are ... different.
*...la, smokes* Holy water causes pain for demons, does it not? Do you know if there is an equivalent, for angels?
...I suppose if you could find ... unholy water?
*glances at Phleg at the mention of holy water*
*yes, there is. see Half-Healed Burnt Gash on said angel's face. not that he's here.*
...And do you know where I might obtain -that-? *whee, glances back at Asty*
[Enyo: ^_^ I do good work.]
*eyes him with a smile*
The opposite of the place you would obtain Holy water?
[...the plot hole?]
*FROM A DEMON. SO YOU CAN TORTURE GABS -- *
[...XD]
*DEMON. DEMONDEMONDEMON. WHEE!*
*......not that the typist is sadistic*
*THAT WOULD BE CRAZY TSLK*
...*looks at Asty* Do you know where I can find unholy water?
Me? I certainly do. *playful smile*
And where would that be?
From me. *eyebrow arch* Why do you want it?
...I want to try something.
Do tell.
*glances quickly back at Carasel. HINT HINT ASTY*
*daft! oblivious! other fun words like that!*
*raises an eyebrow, then nods*
*smileysmile of creepyHades*
*little grin of "well -hello- there"*
Just a moment. *leaves momentarily, presumably to get some water and... profane it*
*returns quite quickly*
*...whee* *needs, like... a good amount if he's going to discorporate Carasel*
*has... um, I hope a pitcher full will do it* *hands it to Phleg* Here you go, precious.
*WHY CARASEL AND NOT -- .......I'm so evil.*
*--BECAUSE GABS HAS TO TAKE PART IN /OTHER/ PLOTS FIRST*
*that will come later. he's starting basic* *smiles and takes it* Thank you. *turns to Carasel and pauses just for a moment*
*lalala, oblivious*
You're very welcome, my friend. Use it well. *... is eyeing his ass. Yes. Oh dear.*
[Lethe: *choke* *ewww brothersecks*]
[Asty: *is, if it helps, very much Asty and not Ach*]
[... I have too many A, M, and S puppets.]
[Lethe: ...........*you just broke his brainz*]
[*killz Lethe*]
[Lethe: *twitch*]
*and a nice ass it is -- um* *shrugs slightly and, almost gently, tips the water over Carasel's head*
[...killing Lethe is bad. ._.]
*discorporated!*
* Carasel is now known as Raphael
*not here*
[Sar: *FLAILFLAILFLAIL*]
... *very very calmly* Interesting.
*laughs* Isn't it just?
I wasn't aware I could do that. Thank you for your services.
My services? This was not a service but a favor. *beamysmile*
Then thank you for that. *sets the now-empty pitcher down on a conveniently-placed table*
You are very welcome. *walks past him and slaps his ass as he does*
*...blank look of WhattheFedDoYouThinkYou'rePlayingAt*
*sweet, charming smile*
*that clearly says "You KNOW what I'm playing at, cutie"*
*scares his typist*
*shakes his head, irritated*
*shrugs, still smiling* Call on me if you ever need more help, darling.
...Of course. *drops his cigarette and crushes it under his heel*
*nods at him* My name is Astaroth. *blows a kiss*
Phlegethon Hades. *still with the blank Hi, I'm Asexual and This is Just Stupid of You look*
*nods, with a cocky--heh-- Hi, I'm Incredibly Sexy and You Know You Want To look*
*poof!*
* Astaroth has left #desperatefans
*seriously has no desire to sex -anything-, SIGH*
*one thing he has in common with Lethe, then*