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Loggage! Involving Prof. Blondeau, R, Marius, Jehan, Crowley, and Courfeyrac. And cake. Among other things.
[23:26] *** You are now known as Marius.
[23:26] Jehan: *oh, oh, typist is alive! waves at Marius*
[23:27] Marius: *waves back and flops next to Jehan* Hallo.
[23:27] Jehan: Hallo! *smiles brightly* It's been rather a while, hasn't it...
[23:28] Marius: *tiny grin* Yes, it has.
[23:38] Jehan: *WAS HERE ALLLL ALONG*
[23:38] Marius: *re-waves*
[23:39] Jehan: *re-waves and rewinds* How have you been, then?
[23:39] Marius: *shrugs* Alright, I suppose.
[23:41] Jehan: *smiles* Really? Are you really? Or have I missed something lately...? I've not been here lately.
[23:42] Marius: *shrugs and curls up* Remember the thing with Zeus? Er --
[23:42] Jehan: ....oh, um. Haha, yes! Yes, that was a bit of a while back, wasn't it.
[23:43] Marius: *dry smile* Have you er-- read my journal recently?
[23:43] Jehan: ..................Oh. Yes. .......Oh, yes. *blushes*
[23:44] Marius: *even dryer* Well then, you should know that my best friend's given himself to a god, and my wife's currently nowhere to be found.
[23:44] *** Courfeyrac has joined #desperatefans.
[23:44] *** Crowley has joined #desperatefans.
[23:44] Jehan: ....Oh.
[23:44] Jehan: Oh!
[23:44] Jehan: Courfeyrac!
[23:44] Courfeyrac: I bring pizza.
[23:44] Marius: Hallo.
[23:44] Courfeyrac: Jehan!
[23:44] Jehan: Oh, I have ice cream!
[23:44] Jehan: *smiles smiels smiles*
[23:44] Marius: *still curled up* I've cake.
[23:44] Courfeyrac: Pizza isn't ice cream --
[23:44] Jehan: ...Spelled right. :)
[23:44] Jehan: ....*pat pats Marius*
[23:44] Courfeyrac: ...You've a PROBLEM, Marius, is what you have.
[23:44] Marius: That too.
[23:44] Marius: But it's good cake!
[23:44] Jehan: We're going to talk it out, all right, Marius?
[23:44] Jehan: ....Oh!
[23:44] Crowley: *is lost in the sea of barricade boys*
[23:44] Courfeyrac: CROWLEY!
[23:44] Jehan: Never mind -- Hi, M. Crowley!!!!!
[23:44] Jehan: :) :) :) :)
[23:44] Marius: Hallo, Crowley!
[23:45] Crowley: *but fits right in, 'cause he IS a--* ... Hi.
[23:45] Jehan: *makes the flowers wave at Crowley*
[23:45] Courfeyrac: BROTHER CROWLEY, COME MAKE YOURSELF AT HELL. HOME. HOME IS WHERE THE FIRE IS. ...what am I sayi -- pizza.
[23:45] Marius: *wanders off to get cake* It's vanilla.
[23:45] Jehan: Oh, have fun -- !
[23:45] Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac!*
[23:45] Jehan: Hallo! *smiles*
[23:45] Courfeyrac: Well hello--!
[23:46] Jehan: I've missed you.
[23:46] Jehan: Hallo!
[23:46] Courfeyrac: So what is that boy's problem, exactly, except for -- HELLO LANOIRE.
[23:46] Cosette: *is not here!*
[23:46] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:46] Jehan: Oh.
[23:46] Jehan: ......
[23:46] Courfeyrac: CRAP.
[23:46] Marius: ...*DAMN*
[23:46] Jehan: Oh, all right.
[23:46] Courfeyrac: Anyway.
[23:46] Jehan: ......Awww...!!
[23:46] Courfeyrac: Your thingy has a problem.
[23:46] Cosette: *is off sulking somewhere still, or something*
[23:46] Jehan: Yes, a big one...
[23:46] Jehan: Or....a little one.
[23:46] Jehan: I wouldn't know...
[23:46] Courfeyrac: ...By thingy, I mean typist's computer, but...
[23:46] Jehan: ...I thought we were talking about Marius....
[23:46] Jehan: Ahahaha, oops.
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...Marius --
[23:47] Courfeyrac: .......I wouldn't call him -your thingy-...
[23:47] Courfeyrac: .......................................
[23:47] Jehan: No, no...
[23:47] Lady_M: FEYRAC!
[23:47] Marius: ..........
[23:47] Lady_M: HELP ME!
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:47] Jehan: Marius' "thingy," meaning his problem --
[23:47] Jehan: ...................
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ............
[23:47] Jehan: .....................
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...........................................
[23:47] Marius: ........*returns! With cake!*
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ................Ellipses.
[23:47] Jehan: Hallo.....!
[23:47] Jehan: Um, anyway.
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...............
[23:47] Jehan: .......
[23:47] Marius: *tasty cake that his typist made, too*
[23:47] Courfeyrac: .....................Yes, Lady Macbeth?......
[23:47] Jehan: .............................*mmm, cake*
[23:48] Jehan: .............................Um, hmm.
[23:48] Marius: Cake anyone?
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ...........Marius' thingy has a problem...?
[23:48] Jehan: Yes, please! Oh, no, no, no....
[23:48] Courfeyrac: Marius. Marius. I told you. Regular checkups --
[23:48] Marius: .........
[23:48] Jehan: His thingy is his problem.
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:48] Courfeyrac: .........................
[23:48] Marius: ,,.........
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ........I --0
[23:48] Crowley: *'s computer is infected with LAG*
[23:48] Courfeyrac: awejawjg.
[23:48] Jehan: ...................Do you get it...?
[23:48] Marius: ...........*blinks*
[23:48] Lady_M: He's back...
[23:48] Crowley: Is he going to bite it in half, then?
[23:48] Jehan: Oh, M. Crowley -- !
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ..................................Six inches forward and five inches back...?
[23:48] Jehan: ....His problem...?
[23:48] Crowley: .......
[23:48] Marius: ..........Shut up, 'Feyrac.
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:48] Jehan: I don't think it's edible.
[23:48] Jehan: .........
[23:49] Courfeyrac: .............I --
[23:49] Courfeyrac: .....
[23:49] Courfeyrac: .............It's edible, Jehan.
[23:49] Crowley: ......
[23:49] Marius: *is not a happy doltboy.*
[23:49] Courfeyrac: Who's back, Lady Macbeth...?
[23:49] Jehan: ........Is your thingy food, Marius....?
[23:49] Marius: .......*blinks* The cake's food.
[23:49] Courfeyrac: Your stiff-backed husband?
[23:49] Jehan: ...Oh, I've --
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ...........Is your thingy -cake-?
[23:49] Jehan: .......So your problem is cake...
[23:49] Marius: ...What thingy?
[23:49] Jehan: .......Your problem!
[23:49] Marius: ...OH.
[23:49] Lady_M: Him...my erm...husband...he's kinda...around...
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:49] Marius: No.
[23:49] Jehan: ....So it's not edible.
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ...............Come have cake, Lady Macbeth. Marius' thingy cake.
[23:49] Marius: No.
[23:49] Jehan: Right? Your thingy?
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:50] Marius: My thingy is not edible.
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ..............
[23:50] Jehan: ...ohhh, all right, that's what I thought.....
[23:50] Marius: *watches his typist sporfle confusedly*
[23:50] Crowley: .......
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:50] Courfeyrac: So.
[23:50] Jehan: *nods and tries to look like he understands what's happening*
[23:50] Crowley: ---------------------
[23:50] Courfeyrac: .............What -is- your thi -- ...problem?
[23:50] Courfeyrac: (XDDDDD)
[23:50] Crowley: So.
[23:50] Jehan: ........
[23:50] Lady_M: -.- this. is. serious.
[23:50] Jehan: Hallo, M. Crowley!
[23:50] Crowley: 'lo.
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ...Well, yes. Serious. Like oranges.
[23:50] Jehan: *makes the flowers wave at him some more*
[23:51] Jehan: ....*waters them* *as Jehans are wont to do*
[23:51] Marius: ...Well, one of these could be that my best friend has damn well promised himself to a god! *scowls*
[23:51] Marius: *as Marii are ...unwont to do*
[23:51] Jehan: ............
[23:51] Courfeyrac: *gasps* WHICH IDIOT WAS THAT.
[23:51] Crowley: *threatens the flowers to make them grow better...?*
[23:51] Jehan: Oh....
[23:51] Jehan: Oh...
[23:51] Jehan: Enjolras......
[23:51] Courfeyrac: Oh, that idiot.
[23:51] Jehan: Enjolras is -- not... -- Oh!!
[23:51] Courfeyrac: ...Don't tell him I said that.
[23:51] Jehan: .......You called him an -- okay.
[23:51] Marius: *flails* No, not that idiot.
[23:51] Courfeyrac: ...........He might want to chop off things.
[23:51] Marius: And he's not an idiot.
[23:51] Jehan: ..........who?
[23:51] Courfeyrac: ...Some other idiot?
[23:51] Marius: The OTHER idiot.
[23:52] Jehan: Which idiot?
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:52] Courfeyrac: BAHOREL?
[23:52] Jehan: .................
[23:52] Lady_M: *facepalm*
[23:52] Jehan: Say no.
[23:52] Marius: ...*blinks*
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:52] Marius: ....No.
[23:52] Courfeyrac: Oh.
[23:52] Jehan: ...Oh, thank you.
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ......I can't think of any other idiots we have.
[23:52] Marius: The idiot who I lived with, to be precise.
[23:52] Jehan: Ummm.....
[23:52] Jehan: ............................................
[23:52] Courfeyrac: Oh, Joly.
[23:52] Marius: .....I never lived with him.
[23:52] Jehan: .........................................
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ...True.
[23:52] Jehan: .................................................Courfeyrac, did you possibly offer yourself to M. Zeus?
[23:53] Courfeyrac: Nope.
[23:53] Jehan: .......................................Oh, but --
[23:53] Marius: *scowls*
[23:53] Jehan: Who lived with....
[23:53] Jehan: ...............................
[23:53] Courfeyrac: That's stupid.
[23:53] Jehan: .....................................................................................................
[23:53] Marius: *and goes off to cut cake grumpily*
[23:53] Jehan: ................Wait, you did, didn't you...?
[23:53] Courfeyrac: *doesn't really have pizza. woe. ;__;*
[23:53] Courfeyrac: Not really.
[23:53] Jehan: .........................But you did....
[23:53] Courfeyrac: Aw, lighten up, heavensakes!
[23:53] Jehan: ...............oh, no! Courfeyrac...!!
[23:53] Courfeyrac: It was more a case of me offering my typist, anyhow.
[23:53] Jehan: ..................Well -- aren't you the typist...?
[23:53] Courfeyrac: ...Puppet, then.
[23:54] Jehan: .....................Oh. Um, well, that's -- all right, but you won't be engaging in any....
[23:54] Marius: *snaps* No, damn it! Because of that, my wife's left me, you're going to be seduced by a perverted god, and-- and-- *flails*
[23:54] Courfeyrac: Waaait, Marius, no --
[23:54] Jehan: ...........Courfeyrac, you -won't-, will you...?
[23:54] Courfeyrac: *affronted* Of course not!
[23:55] Jehan: ................Oh, but -- Marius is saying....and I can't tell when you're lying or not..... and.....
[23:55] Courfeyrac: Look -- I'm not lying -- it was a tactical maneuver, not a melodramatic sacrifice. Calm down and cheer up. Let's have cake.
[23:55] Jehan: .............I am caaaaaalm.... all right.... Just -- please don't -- don't -- don't, unless you want to.
[23:56] Jehan: *eats ice cream flailingly, YES, flailingly*
[23:56] Courfeyrac: Why would -- DON'T FLAIL
[23:56] Marius: ...*eats cake grumpily*
[23:56] Courfeyrac: OMGOMG you guys are angsting wtf.
[23:56] Lady_M: *backgroundedish* Let them eat cake...that's always a good thing to say...
[23:56] Jehan: *WIBBLES -- BRE -- not really, no* .....I am not; I'm only worried about you.
[23:56] Jehan: Unless you really did willingly do so. In that case... I suppose it's all right.
[23:56] Crowley: *gives Jehan a ro-- oh wait.*
[23:56] Jehan: Though M. Zeus is -- um.
[23:57] Jehan: ........*a what?! Tell!*
[23:57] Courfeyrac: God, I'm not a -- *stuffs face with cake*
[23:57] Jehan: ......Not a....
[23:57] Jehan: ......?
[23:57] Jehan: *can't finish sentences!!*
[23:57] Crowley: *duct tape. a -roll- of duct tape.*
[23:57] Courfeyrac: -- martyr, I was going to say, but I suppose we're all martyrs.
[23:57] Jehan: So you wanted to. That's -- that's okay, then.
[23:57] Courfeyrac: I didn't really -do- anything--!
[23:57] Courfeyrac: Good cake, that.
[23:58] Jehan: Oh, so you'll be all right, then? *smiles* Good, good.
[23:58] Marius: *curls up and looks grumpy*
[23:58] Jehan: I mean -- if something was -going- to happen, I'd worry --
[23:58] Jehan: *pat pats Marius some more*
[23:58] Courfeyrac: Yea. Maybe not my ty -- puppet, but that's not our issue, and was a joke anyhow -- it's all a joke. *patpats Marius*
[23:58] Marius: *and still fanboys Tom's username. Because NAPOLEON YAY*
[23:59] Marius: *grumpily* Well, that doesn't help things with Cosette.
[23:59] TomTheisman: [that's right, they've met! If Marius feels like bugging him...XD]
[23:59] Jehan: *er....um, yes, him, HAHA, pats and smiles sympathetically* see, Marius? Courfeyrac is going to be all right!
[23:59] Marius: [Marius: OMG OMG NAPOLEON. *speechless'd*]
[23:59] Courfeyrac: ...He's married to Lanoire, not me.
[23:59] Jehan: ....But he said that was part of his thingy....I thought.
[00:00] Courfeyrac: ......His thingy. *drinks something handy*
[00:00] Marius: R: *throws a bottle of Guinness in*
[00:00] Jehan: ..Or maybe I'm the one who cares. Haha! *smiles all relievedly and eats ice cream*
[00:00] Courfeyrac: Well -- you know -- Lanoire'll be back.
[00:00] Jehan: .........................
[00:00] Jehan: Thank you....
[00:00] Jehan: Er.
[00:00] Marius: R: *is...being random*
[00:00] Courfeyrac: Hi, Chri --
[00:00] Courfeyrac: ...ooh.
[00:00] Marius: R: Hallo!
[00:00] Jehan: *waves!*
[00:01] Jehan: Hallo!!!
[00:01] Courfeyrac: He-llo.
[00:01] Grand-R: 'Lo, 'lo, all!
[00:01] Jehan: *waters the flowers like he's in a musical*
[00:01] Grand-R: *eyes 'Rac* Thank you for the orange juice. I'm glad I'm not going to get scurvy.
[00:01] Jehan: ............
[00:01] Jehan: Orange juice!
[00:01] Courfeyrac: That's an OOC thread, Grantaire.
[00:01] Courfeyrac: You don't mention it.
[00:01] TomTheisman: *turns around and looks at all the collective of wacko Frenchmen*
[00:01] Grand-R: Well, nonetheless!
[00:01] Lady_M: HI! *cling* I've missed you!
[00:02] Jehan: We're trying to be IC! HOW DARE YOU.
[00:02] Jehan: *reverts to IC*
[00:02] Courfeyrac: Nonetheless!
[00:02] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:02] Courfeyrac: ---------------------------------------------
[00:02] Grand-R: It'd be a pity if I got scurvy, is all.
[00:02] Grand-R: Hallo, Lady M.
[00:02] Jehan: Oh, no, you won't!
[00:02] Courfeyrac: Truth be told, that was kind of hot, Jehan.
[00:02] Jehan: .............
[00:02] Jehan: HOW DARE YOU!
[00:02] Grand-R: .....Petit.
[00:02] Jehan: Good?
[00:02] Jehan: .........Yes..
[00:02] Grand-R: You sound like your headmate.
[00:02] Jehan: .......Ohhhh noooo....
[00:02] Courfeyrac: ......Bleedover.
[00:02] Jehan: Dorian: *HISSY FIT*
[00:02] Grand-R: James: *perks* Dorian?
[00:02] Courfeyrac: Let's have cake.
[00:02] Jehan: Dorian: AAAAAAAAAH.
[00:02] Jehan: Let's!
[00:02] Grand-R: LET THEM EAT CAKE!
[00:02] Jehan: *smiles*
[00:03] Jehan: ..................
[00:03] Grand-R: *snickers*
[00:03] Jehan: Ohhhh, Grantaire, you shouldn't be -- quoting her...
[00:03] Grand-R: James: *goes after Dorian and tackles*
[00:03] Courfeyrac: ...It wasn't even really her --
[00:03] Grand-R: She never said that.
[00:03] Courfeyrac: -- this is true.
[00:03] Courfeyrac: Have cake, anyway.
[00:03] Lady_M: NO! NO! YOU'RE HEAD WILL BE CHOPPED OFF!
[00:03] Jehan: ........She didn't really, but -- it's commonly perceived...
[00:03] Jehan: ...................
[00:03] Jehan: *eats cake*
[00:03] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:04] Courfeyrac: Lady Macbeth, this cake is safe.
[00:04] Grand-R: *wolfs down cake*
[00:04] Lady_M: but stilll.......
[00:04] Lady_M: it's dangerous...
[00:04] Courfeyrac: ...The cake?
[00:04] Jehan: I think it's rather good!
[00:04] Courfeyrac: Yea. It's vanilla.
[00:04] Lady_M: I'm not sure...because...of what you said before...it sounded...
[00:04] Jehan: I love van -- ...........
[00:05] Courfeyrac: ............
[00:05] Jehan: Is it -- poisoned?!
[00:05] Courfeyrac: ...................Noooooooooooo...
[00:05] Lady_M: erm...
[00:05] Jehan: ........
[00:05] Grand-R: I don't think my typist would make poisoned cake.
[00:05] Lady_M: No thank you...
[00:05] Jehan: Oh! *smiles and eats*
[00:05] Courfeyrac: It might have been unintentional. *has some more anyway*
[00:05] Jehan: Mmmm, botulism....
[00:05] Grand-R: Tasty.
[00:05] Courfeyrac: By the by. Marius, I want my cravat back.
[00:06] Jehan: Oh, look, I found an egg yolk in mine! *eats*
[00:06] Jehan: .....................................
[00:06] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:06] Courfeyrac: ........................Ugh.
[00:06] Jehan: ew, eggs.
[00:06] Jehan: .....Cravat?
[00:06] Jehan: Oh -- oh!!
[00:06] Courfeyrac: .........*picks the bread free of eggshells*
[00:06] Marius: ...Since when do I have your cravat?
[00:06] Jehan: You can borrow one of mine!!
[00:06] Courfeyrac: That REALLY old one.
[00:06] Jehan: ........
[00:06] Jehan: *blushes*
[00:06] Marius: ...*blinks*
[00:06] Jehan: ......I think I remember those times.
[00:06] Courfeyrac: The one YOU OUGHT TO HAVE WASHED FREE OF YOUR BLOOD.
[00:06] Marius: ....I gave that back! -- Didn't I?
[00:06] Courfeyrac: No.
[00:06] Jehan: ..............Someone can borrow my orange one!!
[00:06] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:06] Courfeyrac: .......
[00:07] Courfeyrac: ...Orange.
[00:07] Jehan: It's rather -- neon, but!
[00:07] Courfeyrac: ...That's beautiful, Jehan.
[00:07] Jehan: Yes, I'll get it for you! *blushes and smiles*
[00:07] Courfeyrac: ...*half-smile* ...orange.
[00:07] Jehan: *smiles smiles smiles* Yes!
[00:07] Courfeyrac: Well -- orange. Is... fashionable.
[00:08] Jehan: *runs and brings it back and it hurts eyes* Here you are!
[00:08] Grand-R: *eyes hurt*
[00:08] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:08] Cosette: *blinded. in a nothere way*
[00:08] Courfeyrac: *takes it, shielding eyes*
[00:08] Marius: ....*blinks* Why should you want that one back? ...It's old.
[00:08] Courfeyrac: Why -- thank you. I'll -- be sure to use it --
[00:08] Crowley: *glad he's wearing sunglasses*
[00:08] Courfeyrac: Oh, someone asked. I wanted to be able to asnwer yes.
[00:08] Lady_M: *pulls out flask and sips and observes*
[00:09] Jehan: *smiles!* Please keep it! I never give you presents.
[00:09] Marius: ...Oh. Erm. Alright.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: Well, you -do-, really --
[00:09] Marius: *plotholes off to his house and returns with said cravat*
[00:09] Jehan: No, of course I -- oh.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: -- *IS BOGGLED AT THE CONVENIENCE*
[00:09] Jehan: ...........Well, I suppose you don't need it anymore.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: No, I -- this one isn't orange, though.
[00:09] Marius: *MARK AND ELPHIE DO IT ALL THE TIME.*
[00:09] Courfeyrac: Not that I mean to steal your cravats, Jehan dear.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: *IF SO, I GET TO BE MARK*
[00:10] Marius: *DOES THAT MEAN I'M GIRLY?!*
[00:10] Courfeyrac: *IT'S CANON.*
[00:10] Marius: *:P*
[00:11] Jehan: No, please do! I want you to keep something of mine! I'd love for you to. *TYPIST WILL BE BACK*
[00:14] Courfeyrac: OH SNAP, JEHAN!
[00:15] Lady_M: JEHAN! My only sane friend!
[00:15] Marius: ...*blinks*
[00:15] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:15] Courfeyrac: waaaaait.
[00:15] Grand-R: HEY! I'm sane.
[00:15] Courfeyrac: I'M sane.
[00:15] Grand-R: You are not.
[00:15] Grand-R: You're the opposite of sane.
[00:15] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:15] Courfeyrac: Spanish?
[00:15] Grand-R: YES!
[00:15] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:15] Cosette: ...
[00:15] Courfeyrac: Well -crap-...
[00:15] Lady_M: >.> <.<
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ...I'm not Spanish.
[00:16] Grand-R: Te hablas espanol?
[00:16] Lady_M: Ummmmmmmmmmm
[00:16] Grand-R: ....Where did that come from.
[00:16] Lady_M: French?
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ...En vez en cuando.
[00:16] Lady_M: Heh...
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ......Where did th -- ..what the.
[00:16] Lady_M: ummmmm Nein...
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ......I'm not, anyway.
[00:16] Grand-R: *shrugs* No se.
[00:16] Lady_M: The cake?
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:16] Courfeyrac: WAS IT SPANISH CAKE.
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[00:17] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:17] Grand-R: *flails*
[00:17] Courfeyrac: it was HIM.
[00:17] Grand-R: Hola, senor!
[00:17] Grand-R: Hola, senor!
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[00:17] Courfeyrac: God, I should have KNOWN...!
[00:17] Jehan: *was here all along*
[00:17] Jehan: ........
[00:17] Jehan: known what?!
[00:17] Marius: *meeps* !!!
[00:17] Blondeau: *strides in all... Blondeau-ish-ly, yes*
[00:17] Jehan: ...................................
[00:17] Jehan: *pales and freezes*
[00:17] Marius: !!!!!!
[00:17] Courfeyrac: HE's the reason why we're all SPANISH. ALL OF A SUDDEN.
[00:17] Marius: *ducks behind R*
[00:17] Grand-R: Si!
[00:17] Jehan: Oh no ohh.... *um um WATERS THE FLOWERS*
[00:17] Lady_M: Aladdin?
[00:18] Grand-R: *to Blondeau* Se habla espanol?
[00:18] Courfeyrac: ...God, Grantaire.
[00:18] Grand-R: *smirks*
[00:18] Courfeyrac: You're using the 'usted' form.
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Shame.
[00:18] Grand-R: Ah! Lo siento.
[00:18] Grand-R: Te hablas espanol?
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Now, try again.
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Good.
[00:18] Blondeau: Foolishness.
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Ugliness.
[00:18] Jehan: ....
[00:18] Grand-R: Gracias!
[00:18] Jehan: .......Oh, Cour --
[00:18] Jehan: .....
[00:18] Courfeyrac: ...And deadness, really --
[00:18] Lady_M: Oh goddess...make them stop....
[00:18] Grand-R: ...Where did I learn Spanish, anyways?
[00:18] Courfeyrac: ...In bed.
[00:18] Jehan: *flails like WINDMILLS*
[00:18] Grand-R: From Patria.
[00:19] Jehan: Oh, I always study in bed!
[00:19] Grand-R: ...*snickers*
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ...That strumpet!
[00:19] Grand-R: I told you she's a whore!
[00:19] Jehan: ...........
[00:19] Courfeyrac: Just because she looks like Salma Hayek doesn't mean that...!
[00:19] Jehan: *looks interested in something else*
[00:19] Blondeau: ......Students.
[00:19] Jehan: ..........
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ......Old fools.
[00:19] Lady_M: *steals all the alcohol* No more for you! Speakuh Ingrish Frenchie!
[00:19] Grand-R: ..../Professors/.
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:19] Jehan: ......
[00:19] Grand-R: There's a reason why I never went to class.
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ............................Lady Macbeth, are you alright?
[00:19] Jehan: ...............
[00:19] Jehan: *laughs*
[00:19] Jehan: *despite ph34r*
[00:19] Grand-R: And may I murder my typist for spelling errors? Thank you.
[00:19] Blondeau: *looks disdainfully at R* And I assure you the classes were better off for it.
[00:20] Grand-R: *blows a kiss*
[00:20] Lady_M: No. Never.
[00:20] Marius: *HIDES*
[00:20] Lady_M: But you don't listen so telling you is pointless,
[00:20] Blondeau: *narrows his eyes*
[00:20] Courfeyrac: ...I listen!
[00:20] Courfeyrac: I'm just -- not Spanish.
[00:20] Jehan: *tugs nervously on his hair*
[00:20] Grand-R: Oh, dear. Is the professor going to give us a failing grade?
[00:20] Jehan: Oh no -- oh no oh no, pleasepleaseplease...
[00:21] Jehan: Wait, I tried really hard....
[00:21] Lady_M: *drinks like a fishy*
[00:21] Courfeyrac: I'd give him a failing grade in personal hygiene.
[00:21] Grand-R: ....Jehan, we're not students any more.
[00:21] Blondeau: I do not *give* marks. I assign what marks are *earned*.
[00:21] Grand-R: It's rather hard to be a dead student, y'see.
[00:21] Jehan: ......But he's -- still a professor...!!
[00:21] Courfeyrac: ...And still just as stupid, it seems.
[00:21] Jehan: ........
[00:22] Marius: *still hiding*
[00:22] Jehan: *waaaaters the flowers*
[00:23] Lady_M: *walks to Jehan* Those poor flowers...
[00:23] Grand-R: Precisely!
[00:23] Jehan: ...Oh, they're actually doing rather well! They're not violets, by the way; they're Dr. Fleurd.
[00:23] Blondeau: I assure you, monsieur, I was never stupid.
[00:23] Jehan: Not even as a child -- ....*shuts up*
[00:24] Marius: *peeks out from behind a couch at Blondeau, meeps, and just sort of...freezes*
[00:24] Courfeyrac: He was never a child, Jehan.
[00:24] Lady_M: Really, well, that's good....
[00:24] Jehan: Oh, did he -- .....wait, wait.... *frowns*
[00:24] Courfeyrac: He was born a corpse. A cold, dead, rather olfactorily unsatisfactory corpse.
[00:24] Cosette: *aww, meepy Marius*
[00:24] Lady_M: Oh yes...I forgot...they talk...
[00:24] Jehan: *blushes and then pales* .....Oh, um, we shouldn't...
[00:24] Jehan: ......They do --!! Er.
[00:24] Blondeau: ....*frowns*
[00:25] Jehan: *stares at the flowers*
[00:25] Grand-R: ...Now, does that mean his father or his mother was a corpse?
[00:25] Courfeyrac: *enjoys the cake. :D*
[00:25] Courfeyrac: It means he was a rebel. How exciting.
[00:25] Lady_M: Wait...what?
[00:25] Grand-R: *snickers*
[00:25] Crowley: *bored, so sets something on fire....!*
[00:25] Crowley: *bored, so sets something on fire....!*
[00:25] Courfeyrac: The social convention of being born as a healthy, c --
[00:26] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:26] Crowley: *which may or may not be R*
[00:26] Lady_M: *shoves alcohol down her throat*
[00:26] Grand-R: ..............
[00:26] Courfeyrac: *watches as Blondeau bursts into flames* *...joking* *...sort of*
[00:26] Blondeau: [Why am I brought in mind of Reg?]
[00:26] Crowley: *'cause no two R's are not on fire*
[00:26] Grand-R: *hopesit'sBlondeau*
[00:26] Grand-R: [Reg: DEAD RIGHTS YEY!]
[00:27] *** Jehan has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
[00:27] Crowley: ....
[00:27] Crowley: *might've set Jehan on fire?*
[00:27] Crowley: *or something*
[00:28] Marius: *still frozen*
[00:28] Marius: *likeadeerintheheadlights*
[00:28] Courfeyrac: ...*pokes Marius with a finger and tips him over*
[00:28] Marius: ...*Marius!tipping?*
[00:28] Blondeau: So this would be the fabled Pontmercy?
[00:28] Courfeyrac: *like cows, but more satisfying*
[00:28] Blondeau: [Moorius?]
[00:28] Courfeyrac: (S N A P.)
[00:28] Blondeau: [Pontmoorcy?]
[00:29] Marius: *gets off the floor* Er--er--um-- y-yes, sir.
[00:30] Blondeau: Why are you wibbling like an infant?
[00:31] Marius: *MEEP* Um--um-- *hides behind Rac*
[00:31] Courfeyrac: ...*cringes* He said 'wibble' -- ......MARIUS.
[00:31] Grand-R: ....Because he's our doltboy.
[00:31] Grand-R: *nods*
[00:31] Courfeyrac: *drags Marius out from behind him* Don't be an idiot.
[00:32] Marius: *meep!* ..I'm not!
[00:32] Lady_M: *blows up wormy ballons*
[00:32] Courfeyrac: ...Then don't -hide-.
[00:32] Blondeau: Seems it would be just as effective as asking that one *points to R* to shave.
[00:32] *** Jehan has joined #desperatefans.
[00:32] Jehan: ....Anyhow!
[00:33] Courfeyrac: Or as asking you to go take a bath.
[00:33] Grand-R: *grins* I shave.
[00:33] Grand-R: Just not very often.
[00:33] Jehan: ..........................
[00:33] Jehan: Oh, my! Toiletries!
[00:33] Courfeyrac: ...Yes, Jehan.
[00:33] Lady_M: JEHAN! *cling*
[00:33] Jehan: I --
[00:33] Jehan: Oh! Are you...all right....? *pat pat pat*
[00:33] Marius: ...Er--um--sorry?
[00:33] Lady_M: Wikipedia?
[00:34] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:34] Courfeyrac: Wikipedia.
[00:34] Jehan: Oh! Wikipedia.
[00:34] Blondeau: *blinks*
[00:34] Jehan: Yes, that bothers me a bit, too.
[00:34] Courfeyrac: ...Wikipedia bothers you?
[00:34] Courfeyrac: It's the greatest invention since Combeferre.
[00:35] Jehan: .....Combeferre isn't....biologically created....?
[00:35] Courfeyrac: ...in a manner of invention.
[00:35] Jehan: ...*looks disturbed* He never told me!
[00:35] Lady_M: or lemon bars...
[00:35] Courfeyrac: ......Well, that is to say, he was more -invented- than -found-...
[00:35] Jehan: Mmmm....!
[00:35] Jehan: .............
[00:35] Grand-R: Lemon bars also stop scurvy. *nods*
[00:36] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:36] Jehan: I'm rather confused, but that's all right, I suppose. I should just accept it.
[00:36] Courfeyrac: *mutters* I wish -he'd- get scurvy and die.
[00:36] Jehan: .......*mutters* Who?
[00:36] Lady_M: Scurvy is for limeys...
[00:36] Courfeyrac: ...That -thing-. *jerks a thumb towards Blondeau*
[00:37] Jehan: *keeps his head down* Oh. Yes, me too.
[00:37] Grand-R: *snickers* He /can't/ die, obviously.
[00:37] Jehan: I like citrus!
[00:37] Grand-R: He's a zombie.
[00:37] Jehan: .............
[00:37] Courfeyrac: He -won't-. It's sickening.
[00:37] Jehan: *wonders if everyone should be saying this out loud*
[00:37] Lady_M: Why don't you annex a vampire to help you out puddin'?
[00:37] Grand-R: Reg: *gives Blondeau a dead rights pamphlet*
[00:37] Courfeyrac: *wonders if they should try kything instead*
[00:37] Blondeau: *blinks*
[00:37] Lady_M: oh yes...that...
[00:37] Courfeyrac: ...don't -call- me that.
[00:38] Jehan: .......
[00:38] Jehan: That's an odd pet name..
[00:38] Lady_M: That's gross...
[00:38] Jehan: Pudding.....in'.....
[00:38] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:38] Marius: *wanders off to do something IC*
[00:38] Lady_M: Zombies...
[00:38] Lady_M: Sever the head from the spinal cord...
[00:38] Jehan: .....
[00:38] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:38] Blondeau: .....
[00:38] Lady_M: S'wrong with callin ya puddin' puddin'?
[00:38] Jehan: um, maybe we should wait for Joly or --
[00:38] Jehan: .....
[00:39] Courfeyrac: I'm not a puddin', chocolate vixen.
[00:39] Lady_M: cuz he tastes like chocolate puddin' dollface...
[00:39] Jehan: .........Ohh...
[00:39] Jehan: .....*blushes and waters the flowers*
[00:40] Courfeyrac: I do -not- ---WHAT IS THIS?
[00:40] Jehan: .....I -- I don't know...!
[00:40] Jehan: Pudding....in'...?
[00:40] Lady_M: Oooh, so I'm vixen now? *throws her arms over his shoulders*
[00:40] Courfeyrac: ...Please. *edges away*
[00:40] *** Marius has left #desperatefans.
[00:40] Jehan: ....Bye....
[00:40] Courfeyrac: ...Bye, doltboy.
[00:41] Grand-R: Marius: *still here*
[00:41] Courfeyrac: (...STOP IT. XD)
[00:41] Grand-R: [TOO MANY WINDOWS]
[00:41] Jehan: (AWW!)
[00:41] Blondeau: [Saves miswindowing that way. ;)]
[00:41] Lady_M: *giggles and walks over to couch* I'll leave you alone then *begins to knit*
[00:41] Jehan: ....Bye...
[00:42] Grand-R: Marius: *also, still hiding*
[00:42] Jehan: *eats cake*
[00:42] Courfeyrac: ......*likes the cake. :D*
[00:44] Grand-R: *eats cake!*
[00:47] Blondeau: *mutters and storms out*
[00:47] *** Blondeau has left #desperatefans.
[00:47] Jehan: *waves!*
[00:47] Jehan: Good riddance.
[00:47] Courfeyrac: ...*blows out air*
[00:47] Courfeyrac: Say that to his face, Jehan dear.
[00:47] Jehan: ......
[00:47] Grand-R: Good riddance indeed.
[00:47] Jehan: I -- he's....he's...
[00:47] Jehan: He's quite frightening.
[00:47] Courfeyrac: ...He's ugly.
[00:48] Jehan: That too....
[00:50] Courfeyrac: ...And not personable at all.
[00:50] Jehan: And mean.
[00:50] Jehan: .....Wait. You said that.
[00:51] Courfeyrac: ...I didn't say mean, did I say mean...?
[00:51] Jehan: I mean -- being...unpersonable means...rather the same thing.
[00:51] Grand-R: ....A right bastard. *nods*
[00:51] Jehan: Wait, I'll think of something original...
[00:51] Courfeyrac: ...Unpersonable or impersonable or -- yes. That's a good way to put it.
[00:51] Jehan: Im....im....yes.
[00:51] Jehan: .......He's a sadist.
[00:52] Courfeyrac: ...Stingy miser who can't even get his trousers up.
[00:52] Grand-R: ....*snickers*
[00:52] Jehan: ........His....his....fly looked....um, zipped. Well, actually -- was it?
[00:52] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:52] Grand-R: .....
[00:52] Courfeyrac: Good cake, this.
[00:52] Jehan: ....I didn't look, really.
[00:52] Jehan: ...Yes!
[00:52] Grand-R: Why would I even want to look?
[00:52] Jehan: ..Oh, I thought -- someone noticed.
[00:52] Grand-R: *looks disgusted*
[00:53] Courfeyrac: ...There's nothing much to look out for, down there...
[00:53] Jehan: No, I suppose it's bad manners.
[00:53] Courfeyrac: ...Or no endowment.
[00:53] Jehan: ......He was wearing trousers...!
[00:53] Grand-R: .....*looks even more disgusted*
[00:53] Courfeyrac: .......Thankfully.
[00:53] Grand-R: Jehan, do you want to blind me?
[00:54] Jehan: ........No! ...I mean -- what...?
[00:54] Grand-R: -- The mental pictures are terrifying.
[00:54] Jehan: Oh! Let's think of something else!
[00:54] Courfeyrac: ...Cake.
[00:54] Jehan: .....Um, yes!
[00:54] Jehan: And.... i've missed you both very much.
[00:54] Grand-R: Good cake!
[00:54] Courfeyrac: Good cake, good riddance. Missed you too, dear.
[00:55] Jehan: *smiles* Very much. But, um....let's see.... I like vanilla flavored things. Almost as much as chocolate.
[00:55] Courfeyrac: ...I like chocolate flavoured things as much as vanilla -- this conversation is going nowhere.
[00:56] Jehan: ...No, I suppose not.... I am not good at this conversation.
[00:56] Crowley: *reads from a Snapple cap* If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
[00:57] Jehan: ........Oh, the poor things...
[00:57] Jehan: It's like losing touch with sunlight.
[00:57] Jehan: Well -- I guess it is, literally.
[00:57] Crowley: Sounds like an experiment! >:D
[00:57] Jehan: .....Oh, please don't -- ! They like the sun.
[00:58] Crowley: *didn't mean to kill the conversation even -more-*
[00:59] Jehan: ......I love animals...
[00:59] Jehan: .....Oh, failure.
[00:59] Grand-R: Fish can be tasty. Not Mlle. Fish. But y'know--fish.
[00:59] Grand-R: Oysters. too.
[00:59] Courfeyrac: ......Don't bring her into this. She is a brave soul.
[00:59] Jehan: I was going to say I loved fish, but that would make too many jokes.
[00:59] Jehan: Oh, well.
[00:59] Courfeyrac: ...It would. And most of them would be bad jokes.
[00:59] Jehan: I do love fish.
[00:59] Jehan: Yes.
[00:59] Courfeyrac: *MAKES BAD JOKES*
[00:59] Grand-R: Marius: *does something IC*
[00:59] Courfeyrac: *MARVELS*
[01:00] Jehan: *watches as Marius tries to blow himself up*
[01:00] Courfeyrac: *...MARVELS*
[01:00] Jehan: .....*or not, haha, does something IC, too*
[01:00] Crowley: *...HELPS*
[01:00] Jehan: *
[01:00] Jehan: .........
[01:00] Grand-R: Marius: ..........
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[01:00] Jehan: No, wait, wait...
[01:00] Jehan: Hallo...!
[01:00] Courfeyrac: ......
[01:00] Courfeyrac: OMG APHRODITE.
[01:00] Grand-R: Marius: *was GOING to fret about his boots, or something*
[01:00] Grand-R: Marius: Hallo, Lady.
[01:00] Jehan: Mlle. Aphrodite! Don't let people blow themselves up...!
[01:00] Aphrodite: Why are people blowing themselves up?
[01:00] Courfeyrac: Or at least, let them do it for a better cause than being IC --
[01:00] Jehan: ...Marius -- os...
[01:01] Jehan: is*
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: ...I am?
[01:01] Jehan: ...............Yes, true...
[01:01] Jehan: .........I really don't know.
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: .........Me neither.
[01:01] Courfeyrac: ...I do!
[01:01] Courfeyrac: But it's a secret between me and God.
[01:01] Aphrodite: ...Frenchmen.
[01:01] Jehan: Oh, how lovely!
[01:01] Jehan: Yes, hallo!!
[01:01] Crowley: Did you write the book on you, 'Rac?
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: M. Lockhart says we're ugly.
[01:01] Courfeyrac: Hugo wrote the book on me, but he's a liar.
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: ...M. Lockhart is also an idiot.
[01:02] Courfeyrac: ...He's also gay.
[01:02] Aphrodite: Aw, but he's so hot.
[01:02] Grand-R: R: *waves an AA flag -- except not*
[01:02] Jehan: ......*makes a weird sound* ....Hot..?
[01:02] Grand-R: *wait, doesn't need the R*
[01:02] Aphrodite: Um, yeah.
[01:02] Grand-R: Marius: *looks disgusted* He's -- /daft/.
[01:02] Aphrodite: ...so?
[01:03] Grand-R: Marius: ...He thought I had a makeover done!
[01:03] Courfeyrac: ...
[01:03] Courfeyrac: And you didn't?
[01:03] Aphrodite: ...yeah, don't you, like, curl your hair and stuff?
[01:03] Grand-R: Marius: ..No!
[01:03] Courfeyrac: ...No?
[01:03] Grand-R: Marius: No, I don't!
[01:03] Aphrodite: ...oh. Woah.
[01:03] Jehan: *is going to act IC from now on* ...It's quite fashionable!
[01:04] Grand-R: [Ferre: It is! :D *apparently, picked that up from Sam!Ferre*]
[01:04] Aphrodite: *fluffs Marius's hair* Yeah, well. *...fluffs everyone else's hair, while she's at it*
[01:04] Courfeyrac: ......*combs it down*
[01:04] Grand-R: Marius: ....*fluffed*
[01:04] Jehan: Oh -- *keeps hair disheveled, haha*
[01:04] Crowley: ... *glares*
[01:04] Aphrodite: *giggles* He's like a little sheep.
[01:04] Grand-R: Marius: I am not!
[01:05] Aphrodite: *flaps her hands* So you're the sheepy Frenchman, he-- *points to Jehan* --is the pansy Frenchman...
[01:05] Jehan: ......................
[01:05] Aphrodite: And he's the drunken Frenchman. *to Grantaire, duh*
[01:05] Grand-R: *grins*
[01:05] Jehan: ...................*is a bit wounded*
[01:05] Courfeyrac: ............
[01:05] Aphrodite: Because really. I can't be bothered to remember mortal names.
[01:05] Courfeyrac: (XDD)
[01:06] Grand-R: Marius: *looks offended*
[01:06] Aphrodite: So, those are your new names! ...what were we talking about?
[01:07] Grand-R: Marius: ....*still offended* *but figures, hey, why not ask Dite* -- Lady?
[01:07] Aphrodite: ...sheepy Frenchman?
[01:07] Courfeyrac: ...Waaait, I need a name --
[01:07] Courfeyrac: ...Wait, I don't.
[01:07] Aphrodite: Oh. You're skanky Frenchman.
[23:26] *** You are now known as Marius.
[23:26] Jehan: *oh, oh, typist is alive! waves at Marius*
[23:27] Marius: *waves back and flops next to Jehan* Hallo.
[23:27] Jehan: Hallo! *smiles brightly* It's been rather a while, hasn't it...
[23:28] Marius: *tiny grin* Yes, it has.
[23:38] Jehan: *WAS HERE ALLLL ALONG*
[23:38] Marius: *re-waves*
[23:39] Jehan: *re-waves and rewinds* How have you been, then?
[23:39] Marius: *shrugs* Alright, I suppose.
[23:41] Jehan: *smiles* Really? Are you really? Or have I missed something lately...? I've not been here lately.
[23:42] Marius: *shrugs and curls up* Remember the thing with Zeus? Er --
[23:42] Jehan: ....oh, um. Haha, yes! Yes, that was a bit of a while back, wasn't it.
[23:43] Marius: *dry smile* Have you er-- read my journal recently?
[23:43] Jehan: ..................Oh. Yes. .......Oh, yes. *blushes*
[23:44] Marius: *even dryer* Well then, you should know that my best friend's given himself to a god, and my wife's currently nowhere to be found.
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[23:44] Jehan: ....Oh.
[23:44] Jehan: Oh!
[23:44] Jehan: Courfeyrac!
[23:44] Courfeyrac: I bring pizza.
[23:44] Marius: Hallo.
[23:44] Courfeyrac: Jehan!
[23:44] Jehan: Oh, I have ice cream!
[23:44] Jehan: *smiles smiels smiles*
[23:44] Marius: *still curled up* I've cake.
[23:44] Courfeyrac: Pizza isn't ice cream --
[23:44] Jehan: ...Spelled right. :)
[23:44] Jehan: ....*pat pats Marius*
[23:44] Courfeyrac: ...You've a PROBLEM, Marius, is what you have.
[23:44] Marius: That too.
[23:44] Marius: But it's good cake!
[23:44] Jehan: We're going to talk it out, all right, Marius?
[23:44] Jehan: ....Oh!
[23:44] Crowley: *is lost in the sea of barricade boys*
[23:44] Courfeyrac: CROWLEY!
[23:44] Jehan: Never mind -- Hi, M. Crowley!!!!!
[23:44] Jehan: :) :) :) :)
[23:44] Marius: Hallo, Crowley!
[23:45] Crowley: *but fits right in, 'cause he IS a--* ... Hi.
[23:45] Jehan: *makes the flowers wave at Crowley*
[23:45] Courfeyrac: BROTHER CROWLEY, COME MAKE YOURSELF AT HELL. HOME. HOME IS WHERE THE FIRE IS. ...what am I sayi -- pizza.
[23:45] Marius: *wanders off to get cake* It's vanilla.
[23:45] Jehan: Oh, have fun -- !
[23:45] Jehan: *hugs Courfeyrac!*
[23:45] Jehan: Hallo! *smiles*
[23:45] Courfeyrac: Well hello--!
[23:46] Jehan: I've missed you.
[23:46] Jehan: Hallo!
[23:46] Courfeyrac: So what is that boy's problem, exactly, except for -- HELLO LANOIRE.
[23:46] Cosette: *is not here!*
[23:46] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:46] Jehan: Oh.
[23:46] Jehan: ......
[23:46] Courfeyrac: CRAP.
[23:46] Marius: ...*DAMN*
[23:46] Jehan: Oh, all right.
[23:46] Courfeyrac: Anyway.
[23:46] Jehan: ......Awww...!!
[23:46] Courfeyrac: Your thingy has a problem.
[23:46] Cosette: *is off sulking somewhere still, or something*
[23:46] Jehan: Yes, a big one...
[23:46] Jehan: Or....a little one.
[23:46] Jehan: I wouldn't know...
[23:46] Courfeyrac: ...By thingy, I mean typist's computer, but...
[23:46] Jehan: ...I thought we were talking about Marius....
[23:46] Jehan: Ahahaha, oops.
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...Marius --
[23:47] Courfeyrac: .......I wouldn't call him -your thingy-...
[23:47] Courfeyrac: .......................................
[23:47] Jehan: No, no...
[23:47] Lady_M: FEYRAC!
[23:47] Marius: ..........
[23:47] Lady_M: HELP ME!
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:47] Jehan: Marius' "thingy," meaning his problem --
[23:47] Jehan: ...................
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ............
[23:47] Jehan: .....................
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...........................................
[23:47] Marius: ........*returns! With cake!*
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ................Ellipses.
[23:47] Jehan: Hallo.....!
[23:47] Jehan: Um, anyway.
[23:47] Courfeyrac: ...............
[23:47] Jehan: .......
[23:47] Marius: *tasty cake that his typist made, too*
[23:47] Courfeyrac: .....................Yes, Lady Macbeth?......
[23:47] Jehan: .............................*mmm, cake*
[23:48] Jehan: .............................Um, hmm.
[23:48] Marius: Cake anyone?
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ...........Marius' thingy has a problem...?
[23:48] Jehan: Yes, please! Oh, no, no, no....
[23:48] Courfeyrac: Marius. Marius. I told you. Regular checkups --
[23:48] Marius: .........
[23:48] Jehan: His thingy is his problem.
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:48] Courfeyrac: .........................
[23:48] Marius: ,,.........
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ........I --0
[23:48] Crowley: *'s computer is infected with LAG*
[23:48] Courfeyrac: awejawjg.
[23:48] Jehan: ...................Do you get it...?
[23:48] Marius: ...........*blinks*
[23:48] Lady_M: He's back...
[23:48] Crowley: Is he going to bite it in half, then?
[23:48] Jehan: Oh, M. Crowley -- !
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ..................................Six inches forward and five inches back...?
[23:48] Jehan: ....His problem...?
[23:48] Crowley: .......
[23:48] Marius: ..........Shut up, 'Feyrac.
[23:48] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:48] Jehan: I don't think it's edible.
[23:48] Jehan: .........
[23:49] Courfeyrac: .............I --
[23:49] Courfeyrac: .....
[23:49] Courfeyrac: .............It's edible, Jehan.
[23:49] Crowley: ......
[23:49] Marius: *is not a happy doltboy.*
[23:49] Courfeyrac: Who's back, Lady Macbeth...?
[23:49] Jehan: ........Is your thingy food, Marius....?
[23:49] Marius: .......*blinks* The cake's food.
[23:49] Courfeyrac: Your stiff-backed husband?
[23:49] Jehan: ...Oh, I've --
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ...........Is your thingy -cake-?
[23:49] Jehan: .......So your problem is cake...
[23:49] Marius: ...What thingy?
[23:49] Jehan: .......Your problem!
[23:49] Marius: ...OH.
[23:49] Lady_M: Him...my erm...husband...he's kinda...around...
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:49] Marius: No.
[23:49] Jehan: ....So it's not edible.
[23:49] Courfeyrac: ...............Come have cake, Lady Macbeth. Marius' thingy cake.
[23:49] Marius: No.
[23:49] Jehan: Right? Your thingy?
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:50] Marius: My thingy is not edible.
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ..............
[23:50] Jehan: ...ohhh, all right, that's what I thought.....
[23:50] Marius: *watches his typist sporfle confusedly*
[23:50] Crowley: .......
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ...
[23:50] Courfeyrac: So.
[23:50] Jehan: *nods and tries to look like he understands what's happening*
[23:50] Crowley: ---------------------
[23:50] Courfeyrac: .............What -is- your thi -- ...problem?
[23:50] Courfeyrac: (XDDDDD)
[23:50] Crowley: So.
[23:50] Jehan: ........
[23:50] Lady_M: -.- this. is. serious.
[23:50] Jehan: Hallo, M. Crowley!
[23:50] Crowley: 'lo.
[23:50] Courfeyrac: ...Well, yes. Serious. Like oranges.
[23:50] Jehan: *makes the flowers wave at him some more*
[23:51] Jehan: ....*waters them* *as Jehans are wont to do*
[23:51] Marius: ...Well, one of these could be that my best friend has damn well promised himself to a god! *scowls*
[23:51] Marius: *as Marii are ...unwont to do*
[23:51] Jehan: ............
[23:51] Courfeyrac: *gasps* WHICH IDIOT WAS THAT.
[23:51] Crowley: *threatens the flowers to make them grow better...?*
[23:51] Jehan: Oh....
[23:51] Jehan: Oh...
[23:51] Jehan: Enjolras......
[23:51] Courfeyrac: Oh, that idiot.
[23:51] Jehan: Enjolras is -- not... -- Oh!!
[23:51] Courfeyrac: ...Don't tell him I said that.
[23:51] Jehan: .......You called him an -- okay.
[23:51] Marius: *flails* No, not that idiot.
[23:51] Courfeyrac: ...........He might want to chop off things.
[23:51] Marius: And he's not an idiot.
[23:51] Jehan: ..........who?
[23:51] Courfeyrac: ...Some other idiot?
[23:51] Marius: The OTHER idiot.
[23:52] Jehan: Which idiot?
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:52] Courfeyrac: BAHOREL?
[23:52] Jehan: .................
[23:52] Lady_M: *facepalm*
[23:52] Jehan: Say no.
[23:52] Marius: ...*blinks*
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ......
[23:52] Marius: ....No.
[23:52] Courfeyrac: Oh.
[23:52] Jehan: ...Oh, thank you.
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ......I can't think of any other idiots we have.
[23:52] Marius: The idiot who I lived with, to be precise.
[23:52] Jehan: Ummm.....
[23:52] Jehan: ............................................
[23:52] Courfeyrac: Oh, Joly.
[23:52] Marius: .....I never lived with him.
[23:52] Jehan: .........................................
[23:52] Courfeyrac: ...True.
[23:52] Jehan: .................................................Courfeyrac, did you possibly offer yourself to M. Zeus?
[23:53] Courfeyrac: Nope.
[23:53] Jehan: .......................................Oh, but --
[23:53] Marius: *scowls*
[23:53] Jehan: Who lived with....
[23:53] Jehan: ...............................
[23:53] Courfeyrac: That's stupid.
[23:53] Jehan: .....................................................................................................
[23:53] Marius: *and goes off to cut cake grumpily*
[23:53] Jehan: ................Wait, you did, didn't you...?
[23:53] Courfeyrac: *doesn't really have pizza. woe. ;__;*
[23:53] Courfeyrac: Not really.
[23:53] Jehan: .........................But you did....
[23:53] Courfeyrac: Aw, lighten up, heavensakes!
[23:53] Jehan: ...............oh, no! Courfeyrac...!!
[23:53] Courfeyrac: It was more a case of me offering my typist, anyhow.
[23:53] Jehan: ..................Well -- aren't you the typist...?
[23:53] Courfeyrac: ...Puppet, then.
[23:54] Jehan: .....................Oh. Um, well, that's -- all right, but you won't be engaging in any....
[23:54] Marius: *snaps* No, damn it! Because of that, my wife's left me, you're going to be seduced by a perverted god, and-- and-- *flails*
[23:54] Courfeyrac: Waaait, Marius, no --
[23:54] Jehan: ...........Courfeyrac, you -won't-, will you...?
[23:54] Courfeyrac: *affronted* Of course not!
[23:55] Jehan: ................Oh, but -- Marius is saying....and I can't tell when you're lying or not..... and.....
[23:55] Courfeyrac: Look -- I'm not lying -- it was a tactical maneuver, not a melodramatic sacrifice. Calm down and cheer up. Let's have cake.
[23:55] Jehan: .............I am caaaaaalm.... all right.... Just -- please don't -- don't -- don't, unless you want to.
[23:56] Jehan: *eats ice cream flailingly, YES, flailingly*
[23:56] Courfeyrac: Why would -- DON'T FLAIL
[23:56] Marius: ...*eats cake grumpily*
[23:56] Courfeyrac: OMGOMG you guys are angsting wtf.
[23:56] Lady_M: *backgroundedish* Let them eat cake...that's always a good thing to say...
[23:56] Jehan: *WIBBLES -- BRE -- not really, no* .....I am not; I'm only worried about you.
[23:56] Jehan: Unless you really did willingly do so. In that case... I suppose it's all right.
[23:56] Crowley: *gives Jehan a ro-- oh wait.*
[23:56] Jehan: Though M. Zeus is -- um.
[23:57] Jehan: ........*a what?! Tell!*
[23:57] Courfeyrac: God, I'm not a -- *stuffs face with cake*
[23:57] Jehan: ......Not a....
[23:57] Jehan: ......?
[23:57] Jehan: *can't finish sentences!!*
[23:57] Crowley: *duct tape. a -roll- of duct tape.*
[23:57] Courfeyrac: -- martyr, I was going to say, but I suppose we're all martyrs.
[23:57] Jehan: So you wanted to. That's -- that's okay, then.
[23:57] Courfeyrac: I didn't really -do- anything--!
[23:57] Courfeyrac: Good cake, that.
[23:58] Jehan: Oh, so you'll be all right, then? *smiles* Good, good.
[23:58] Marius: *curls up and looks grumpy*
[23:58] Jehan: I mean -- if something was -going- to happen, I'd worry --
[23:58] Jehan: *pat pats Marius some more*
[23:58] Courfeyrac: Yea. Maybe not my ty -- puppet, but that's not our issue, and was a joke anyhow -- it's all a joke. *patpats Marius*
[23:58] Marius: *and still fanboys Tom's username. Because NAPOLEON YAY*
[23:59] Marius: *grumpily* Well, that doesn't help things with Cosette.
[23:59] TomTheisman: [that's right, they've met! If Marius feels like bugging him...XD]
[23:59] Jehan: *er....um, yes, him, HAHA, pats and smiles sympathetically* see, Marius? Courfeyrac is going to be all right!
[23:59] Marius: [Marius: OMG OMG NAPOLEON. *speechless'd*]
[23:59] Courfeyrac: ...He's married to Lanoire, not me.
[23:59] Jehan: ....But he said that was part of his thingy....I thought.
[00:00] Courfeyrac: ......His thingy. *drinks something handy*
[00:00] Marius: R: *throws a bottle of Guinness in*
[00:00] Jehan: ..Or maybe I'm the one who cares. Haha! *smiles all relievedly and eats ice cream*
[00:00] Courfeyrac: Well -- you know -- Lanoire'll be back.
[00:00] Jehan: .........................
[00:00] Jehan: Thank you....
[00:00] Jehan: Er.
[00:00] Marius: R: *is...being random*
[00:00] Courfeyrac: Hi, Chri --
[00:00] Courfeyrac: ...ooh.
[00:00] Marius: R: Hallo!
[00:00] Jehan: *waves!*
[00:01] Jehan: Hallo!!!
[00:01] Courfeyrac: He-llo.
[00:01] Grand-R: 'Lo, 'lo, all!
[00:01] Jehan: *waters the flowers like he's in a musical*
[00:01] Grand-R: *eyes 'Rac* Thank you for the orange juice. I'm glad I'm not going to get scurvy.
[00:01] Jehan: ............
[00:01] Jehan: Orange juice!
[00:01] Courfeyrac: That's an OOC thread, Grantaire.
[00:01] Courfeyrac: You don't mention it.
[00:01] TomTheisman: *turns around and looks at all the collective of wacko Frenchmen*
[00:01] Grand-R: Well, nonetheless!
[00:01] Lady_M: HI! *cling* I've missed you!
[00:02] Jehan: We're trying to be IC! HOW DARE YOU.
[00:02] Jehan: *reverts to IC*
[00:02] Courfeyrac: Nonetheless!
[00:02] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:02] Courfeyrac: ---------------------------------------------
[00:02] Grand-R: It'd be a pity if I got scurvy, is all.
[00:02] Grand-R: Hallo, Lady M.
[00:02] Jehan: Oh, no, you won't!
[00:02] Courfeyrac: Truth be told, that was kind of hot, Jehan.
[00:02] Jehan: .............
[00:02] Jehan: HOW DARE YOU!
[00:02] Grand-R: .....Petit.
[00:02] Jehan: Good?
[00:02] Jehan: .........Yes..
[00:02] Grand-R: You sound like your headmate.
[00:02] Jehan: .......Ohhhh noooo....
[00:02] Courfeyrac: ......Bleedover.
[00:02] Jehan: Dorian: *HISSY FIT*
[00:02] Grand-R: James: *perks* Dorian?
[00:02] Courfeyrac: Let's have cake.
[00:02] Jehan: Dorian: AAAAAAAAAH.
[00:02] Jehan: Let's!
[00:02] Grand-R: LET THEM EAT CAKE!
[00:02] Jehan: *smiles*
[00:03] Jehan: ..................
[00:03] Grand-R: *snickers*
[00:03] Jehan: Ohhhh, Grantaire, you shouldn't be -- quoting her...
[00:03] Grand-R: James: *goes after Dorian and tackles*
[00:03] Courfeyrac: ...It wasn't even really her --
[00:03] Grand-R: She never said that.
[00:03] Courfeyrac: -- this is true.
[00:03] Courfeyrac: Have cake, anyway.
[00:03] Lady_M: NO! NO! YOU'RE HEAD WILL BE CHOPPED OFF!
[00:03] Jehan: ........She didn't really, but -- it's commonly perceived...
[00:03] Jehan: ...................
[00:03] Jehan: *eats cake*
[00:03] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:04] Courfeyrac: Lady Macbeth, this cake is safe.
[00:04] Grand-R: *wolfs down cake*
[00:04] Lady_M: but stilll.......
[00:04] Lady_M: it's dangerous...
[00:04] Courfeyrac: ...The cake?
[00:04] Jehan: I think it's rather good!
[00:04] Courfeyrac: Yea. It's vanilla.
[00:04] Lady_M: I'm not sure...because...of what you said before...it sounded...
[00:04] Jehan: I love van -- ...........
[00:05] Courfeyrac: ............
[00:05] Jehan: Is it -- poisoned?!
[00:05] Courfeyrac: ...................Noooooooooooo...
[00:05] Lady_M: erm...
[00:05] Jehan: ........
[00:05] Grand-R: I don't think my typist would make poisoned cake.
[00:05] Lady_M: No thank you...
[00:05] Jehan: Oh! *smiles and eats*
[00:05] Courfeyrac: It might have been unintentional. *has some more anyway*
[00:05] Jehan: Mmmm, botulism....
[00:05] Grand-R: Tasty.
[00:05] Courfeyrac: By the by. Marius, I want my cravat back.
[00:06] Jehan: Oh, look, I found an egg yolk in mine! *eats*
[00:06] Jehan: .....................................
[00:06] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:06] Courfeyrac: ........................Ugh.
[00:06] Jehan: ew, eggs.
[00:06] Jehan: .....Cravat?
[00:06] Jehan: Oh -- oh!!
[00:06] Courfeyrac: .........*picks the bread free of eggshells*
[00:06] Marius: ...Since when do I have your cravat?
[00:06] Jehan: You can borrow one of mine!!
[00:06] Courfeyrac: That REALLY old one.
[00:06] Jehan: ........
[00:06] Jehan: *blushes*
[00:06] Marius: ...*blinks*
[00:06] Jehan: ......I think I remember those times.
[00:06] Courfeyrac: The one YOU OUGHT TO HAVE WASHED FREE OF YOUR BLOOD.
[00:06] Marius: ....I gave that back! -- Didn't I?
[00:06] Courfeyrac: No.
[00:06] Jehan: ..............Someone can borrow my orange one!!
[00:06] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:06] Courfeyrac: .......
[00:07] Courfeyrac: ...Orange.
[00:07] Jehan: It's rather -- neon, but!
[00:07] Courfeyrac: ...That's beautiful, Jehan.
[00:07] Jehan: Yes, I'll get it for you! *blushes and smiles*
[00:07] Courfeyrac: ...*half-smile* ...orange.
[00:07] Jehan: *smiles smiles smiles* Yes!
[00:07] Courfeyrac: Well -- orange. Is... fashionable.
[00:08] Jehan: *runs and brings it back and it hurts eyes* Here you are!
[00:08] Grand-R: *eyes hurt*
[00:08] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:08] Cosette: *blinded. in a nothere way*
[00:08] Courfeyrac: *takes it, shielding eyes*
[00:08] Marius: ....*blinks* Why should you want that one back? ...It's old.
[00:08] Courfeyrac: Why -- thank you. I'll -- be sure to use it --
[00:08] Crowley: *glad he's wearing sunglasses*
[00:08] Courfeyrac: Oh, someone asked. I wanted to be able to asnwer yes.
[00:08] Lady_M: *pulls out flask and sips and observes*
[00:09] Jehan: *smiles!* Please keep it! I never give you presents.
[00:09] Marius: ...Oh. Erm. Alright.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: Well, you -do-, really --
[00:09] Marius: *plotholes off to his house and returns with said cravat*
[00:09] Jehan: No, of course I -- oh.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: -- *IS BOGGLED AT THE CONVENIENCE*
[00:09] Jehan: ...........Well, I suppose you don't need it anymore.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: No, I -- this one isn't orange, though.
[00:09] Marius: *MARK AND ELPHIE DO IT ALL THE TIME.*
[00:09] Courfeyrac: Not that I mean to steal your cravats, Jehan dear.
[00:09] Courfeyrac: *IF SO, I GET TO BE MARK*
[00:10] Marius: *DOES THAT MEAN I'M GIRLY?!*
[00:10] Courfeyrac: *IT'S CANON.*
[00:10] Marius: *:P*
[00:11] Jehan: No, please do! I want you to keep something of mine! I'd love for you to. *TYPIST WILL BE BACK*
[00:14] Courfeyrac: OH SNAP, JEHAN!
[00:15] Lady_M: JEHAN! My only sane friend!
[00:15] Marius: ...*blinks*
[00:15] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:15] Courfeyrac: waaaaait.
[00:15] Grand-R: HEY! I'm sane.
[00:15] Courfeyrac: I'M sane.
[00:15] Grand-R: You are not.
[00:15] Grand-R: You're the opposite of sane.
[00:15] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:15] Courfeyrac: Spanish?
[00:15] Grand-R: YES!
[00:15] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:15] Cosette: ...
[00:15] Courfeyrac: Well -crap-...
[00:15] Lady_M: >.> <.<
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ...I'm not Spanish.
[00:16] Grand-R: Te hablas espanol?
[00:16] Lady_M: Ummmmmmmmmmm
[00:16] Grand-R: ....Where did that come from.
[00:16] Lady_M: French?
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ...En vez en cuando.
[00:16] Lady_M: Heh...
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ......Where did th -- ..what the.
[00:16] Lady_M: ummmmm Nein...
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ......I'm not, anyway.
[00:16] Grand-R: *shrugs* No se.
[00:16] Lady_M: The cake?
[00:16] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:16] Courfeyrac: WAS IT SPANISH CAKE.
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[00:17] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:17] Grand-R: *flails*
[00:17] Courfeyrac: it was HIM.
[00:17] Grand-R: Hola, senor!
[00:17] Grand-R: Hola, senor!
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[00:17] Courfeyrac: God, I should have KNOWN...!
[00:17] Jehan: *was here all along*
[00:17] Jehan: ........
[00:17] Jehan: known what?!
[00:17] Marius: *meeps* !!!
[00:17] Blondeau: *strides in all... Blondeau-ish-ly, yes*
[00:17] Jehan: ...................................
[00:17] Jehan: *pales and freezes*
[00:17] Marius: !!!!!!
[00:17] Courfeyrac: HE's the reason why we're all SPANISH. ALL OF A SUDDEN.
[00:17] Marius: *ducks behind R*
[00:17] Grand-R: Si!
[00:17] Jehan: Oh no ohh.... *um um WATERS THE FLOWERS*
[00:17] Lady_M: Aladdin?
[00:18] Grand-R: *to Blondeau* Se habla espanol?
[00:18] Courfeyrac: ...God, Grantaire.
[00:18] Grand-R: *smirks*
[00:18] Courfeyrac: You're using the 'usted' form.
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Shame.
[00:18] Grand-R: Ah! Lo siento.
[00:18] Grand-R: Te hablas espanol?
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Now, try again.
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Good.
[00:18] Blondeau: Foolishness.
[00:18] Courfeyrac: Ugliness.
[00:18] Jehan: ....
[00:18] Grand-R: Gracias!
[00:18] Jehan: .......Oh, Cour --
[00:18] Jehan: .....
[00:18] Courfeyrac: ...And deadness, really --
[00:18] Lady_M: Oh goddess...make them stop....
[00:18] Grand-R: ...Where did I learn Spanish, anyways?
[00:18] Courfeyrac: ...In bed.
[00:18] Jehan: *flails like WINDMILLS*
[00:18] Grand-R: From Patria.
[00:19] Jehan: Oh, I always study in bed!
[00:19] Grand-R: ...*snickers*
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ...That strumpet!
[00:19] Grand-R: I told you she's a whore!
[00:19] Jehan: ...........
[00:19] Courfeyrac: Just because she looks like Salma Hayek doesn't mean that...!
[00:19] Jehan: *looks interested in something else*
[00:19] Blondeau: ......Students.
[00:19] Jehan: ..........
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ......Old fools.
[00:19] Lady_M: *steals all the alcohol* No more for you! Speakuh Ingrish Frenchie!
[00:19] Grand-R: ..../Professors/.
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:19] Jehan: ......
[00:19] Grand-R: There's a reason why I never went to class.
[00:19] Courfeyrac: ............................Lady Macbeth, are you alright?
[00:19] Jehan: ...............
[00:19] Jehan: *laughs*
[00:19] Jehan: *despite ph34r*
[00:19] Grand-R: And may I murder my typist for spelling errors? Thank you.
[00:19] Blondeau: *looks disdainfully at R* And I assure you the classes were better off for it.
[00:20] Grand-R: *blows a kiss*
[00:20] Lady_M: No. Never.
[00:20] Marius: *HIDES*
[00:20] Lady_M: But you don't listen so telling you is pointless,
[00:20] Blondeau: *narrows his eyes*
[00:20] Courfeyrac: ...I listen!
[00:20] Courfeyrac: I'm just -- not Spanish.
[00:20] Jehan: *tugs nervously on his hair*
[00:20] Grand-R: Oh, dear. Is the professor going to give us a failing grade?
[00:20] Jehan: Oh no -- oh no oh no, pleasepleaseplease...
[00:21] Jehan: Wait, I tried really hard....
[00:21] Lady_M: *drinks like a fishy*
[00:21] Courfeyrac: I'd give him a failing grade in personal hygiene.
[00:21] Grand-R: ....Jehan, we're not students any more.
[00:21] Blondeau: I do not *give* marks. I assign what marks are *earned*.
[00:21] Grand-R: It's rather hard to be a dead student, y'see.
[00:21] Jehan: ......But he's -- still a professor...!!
[00:21] Courfeyrac: ...And still just as stupid, it seems.
[00:21] Jehan: ........
[00:22] Marius: *still hiding*
[00:22] Jehan: *waaaaters the flowers*
[00:23] Lady_M: *walks to Jehan* Those poor flowers...
[00:23] Grand-R: Precisely!
[00:23] Jehan: ...Oh, they're actually doing rather well! They're not violets, by the way; they're Dr. Fleurd.
[00:23] Blondeau: I assure you, monsieur, I was never stupid.
[00:23] Jehan: Not even as a child -- ....*shuts up*
[00:24] Marius: *peeks out from behind a couch at Blondeau, meeps, and just sort of...freezes*
[00:24] Courfeyrac: He was never a child, Jehan.
[00:24] Lady_M: Really, well, that's good....
[00:24] Jehan: Oh, did he -- .....wait, wait.... *frowns*
[00:24] Courfeyrac: He was born a corpse. A cold, dead, rather olfactorily unsatisfactory corpse.
[00:24] Cosette: *aww, meepy Marius*
[00:24] Lady_M: Oh yes...I forgot...they talk...
[00:24] Jehan: *blushes and then pales* .....Oh, um, we shouldn't...
[00:24] Jehan: ......They do --!! Er.
[00:24] Blondeau: ....*frowns*
[00:25] Jehan: *stares at the flowers*
[00:25] Grand-R: ...Now, does that mean his father or his mother was a corpse?
[00:25] Courfeyrac: *enjoys the cake. :D*
[00:25] Courfeyrac: It means he was a rebel. How exciting.
[00:25] Lady_M: Wait...what?
[00:25] Grand-R: *snickers*
[00:25] Crowley: *bored, so sets something on fire....!*
[00:25] Crowley: *bored, so sets something on fire....!*
[00:25] Courfeyrac: The social convention of being born as a healthy, c --
[00:26] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:26] Crowley: *which may or may not be R*
[00:26] Lady_M: *shoves alcohol down her throat*
[00:26] Grand-R: ..............
[00:26] Courfeyrac: *watches as Blondeau bursts into flames* *...joking* *...sort of*
[00:26] Blondeau: [Why am I brought in mind of Reg?]
[00:26] Crowley: *'cause no two R's are not on fire*
[00:26] Grand-R: *hopesit'sBlondeau*
[00:26] Grand-R: [Reg: DEAD RIGHTS YEY!]
[00:27] *** Jehan has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
[00:27] Crowley: ....
[00:27] Crowley: *might've set Jehan on fire?*
[00:27] Crowley: *or something*
[00:28] Marius: *still frozen*
[00:28] Marius: *likeadeerintheheadlights*
[00:28] Courfeyrac: ...*pokes Marius with a finger and tips him over*
[00:28] Marius: ...*Marius!tipping?*
[00:28] Blondeau: So this would be the fabled Pontmercy?
[00:28] Courfeyrac: *like cows, but more satisfying*
[00:28] Blondeau: [Moorius?]
[00:28] Courfeyrac: (S N A P.)
[00:28] Blondeau: [Pontmoorcy?]
[00:29] Marius: *gets off the floor* Er--er--um-- y-yes, sir.
[00:30] Blondeau: Why are you wibbling like an infant?
[00:31] Marius: *MEEP* Um--um-- *hides behind Rac*
[00:31] Courfeyrac: ...*cringes* He said 'wibble' -- ......MARIUS.
[00:31] Grand-R: ....Because he's our doltboy.
[00:31] Grand-R: *nods*
[00:31] Courfeyrac: *drags Marius out from behind him* Don't be an idiot.
[00:32] Marius: *meep!* ..I'm not!
[00:32] Lady_M: *blows up wormy ballons*
[00:32] Courfeyrac: ...Then don't -hide-.
[00:32] Blondeau: Seems it would be just as effective as asking that one *points to R* to shave.
[00:32] *** Jehan has joined #desperatefans.
[00:32] Jehan: ....Anyhow!
[00:33] Courfeyrac: Or as asking you to go take a bath.
[00:33] Grand-R: *grins* I shave.
[00:33] Grand-R: Just not very often.
[00:33] Jehan: ..........................
[00:33] Jehan: Oh, my! Toiletries!
[00:33] Courfeyrac: ...Yes, Jehan.
[00:33] Lady_M: JEHAN! *cling*
[00:33] Jehan: I --
[00:33] Jehan: Oh! Are you...all right....? *pat pat pat*
[00:33] Marius: ...Er--um--sorry?
[00:33] Lady_M: Wikipedia?
[00:34] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:34] Courfeyrac: Wikipedia.
[00:34] Jehan: Oh! Wikipedia.
[00:34] Blondeau: *blinks*
[00:34] Jehan: Yes, that bothers me a bit, too.
[00:34] Courfeyrac: ...Wikipedia bothers you?
[00:34] Courfeyrac: It's the greatest invention since Combeferre.
[00:35] Jehan: .....Combeferre isn't....biologically created....?
[00:35] Courfeyrac: ...in a manner of invention.
[00:35] Jehan: ...*looks disturbed* He never told me!
[00:35] Lady_M: or lemon bars...
[00:35] Courfeyrac: ......Well, that is to say, he was more -invented- than -found-...
[00:35] Jehan: Mmmm....!
[00:35] Jehan: .............
[00:35] Grand-R: Lemon bars also stop scurvy. *nods*
[00:36] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:36] Jehan: I'm rather confused, but that's all right, I suppose. I should just accept it.
[00:36] Courfeyrac: *mutters* I wish -he'd- get scurvy and die.
[00:36] Jehan: .......*mutters* Who?
[00:36] Lady_M: Scurvy is for limeys...
[00:36] Courfeyrac: ...That -thing-. *jerks a thumb towards Blondeau*
[00:37] Jehan: *keeps his head down* Oh. Yes, me too.
[00:37] Grand-R: *snickers* He /can't/ die, obviously.
[00:37] Jehan: I like citrus!
[00:37] Grand-R: He's a zombie.
[00:37] Jehan: .............
[00:37] Courfeyrac: He -won't-. It's sickening.
[00:37] Jehan: *wonders if everyone should be saying this out loud*
[00:37] Lady_M: Why don't you annex a vampire to help you out puddin'?
[00:37] Grand-R: Reg: *gives Blondeau a dead rights pamphlet*
[00:37] Courfeyrac: *wonders if they should try kything instead*
[00:37] Blondeau: *blinks*
[00:37] Lady_M: oh yes...that...
[00:37] Courfeyrac: ...don't -call- me that.
[00:38] Jehan: .......
[00:38] Jehan: That's an odd pet name..
[00:38] Lady_M: That's gross...
[00:38] Jehan: Pudding.....in'.....
[00:38] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:38] Marius: *wanders off to do something IC*
[00:38] Lady_M: Zombies...
[00:38] Lady_M: Sever the head from the spinal cord...
[00:38] Jehan: .....
[00:38] Courfeyrac: ......
[00:38] Blondeau: .....
[00:38] Lady_M: S'wrong with callin ya puddin' puddin'?
[00:38] Jehan: um, maybe we should wait for Joly or --
[00:38] Jehan: .....
[00:39] Courfeyrac: I'm not a puddin', chocolate vixen.
[00:39] Lady_M: cuz he tastes like chocolate puddin' dollface...
[00:39] Jehan: .........Ohh...
[00:39] Jehan: .....*blushes and waters the flowers*
[00:40] Courfeyrac: I do -not- ---WHAT IS THIS?
[00:40] Jehan: .....I -- I don't know...!
[00:40] Jehan: Pudding....in'...?
[00:40] Lady_M: Oooh, so I'm vixen now? *throws her arms over his shoulders*
[00:40] Courfeyrac: ...Please. *edges away*
[00:40] *** Marius has left #desperatefans.
[00:40] Jehan: ....Bye....
[00:40] Courfeyrac: ...Bye, doltboy.
[00:41] Grand-R: Marius: *still here*
[00:41] Courfeyrac: (...STOP IT. XD)
[00:41] Grand-R: [TOO MANY WINDOWS]
[00:41] Jehan: (AWW!)
[00:41] Blondeau: [Saves miswindowing that way. ;)]
[00:41] Lady_M: *giggles and walks over to couch* I'll leave you alone then *begins to knit*
[00:41] Jehan: ....Bye...
[00:42] Grand-R: Marius: *also, still hiding*
[00:42] Jehan: *eats cake*
[00:42] Courfeyrac: ......*likes the cake. :D*
[00:44] Grand-R: *eats cake!*
[00:47] Blondeau: *mutters and storms out*
[00:47] *** Blondeau has left #desperatefans.
[00:47] Jehan: *waves!*
[00:47] Jehan: Good riddance.
[00:47] Courfeyrac: ...*blows out air*
[00:47] Courfeyrac: Say that to his face, Jehan dear.
[00:47] Jehan: ......
[00:47] Grand-R: Good riddance indeed.
[00:47] Jehan: I -- he's....he's...
[00:47] Jehan: He's quite frightening.
[00:47] Courfeyrac: ...He's ugly.
[00:48] Jehan: That too....
[00:50] Courfeyrac: ...And not personable at all.
[00:50] Jehan: And mean.
[00:50] Jehan: .....Wait. You said that.
[00:51] Courfeyrac: ...I didn't say mean, did I say mean...?
[00:51] Jehan: I mean -- being...unpersonable means...rather the same thing.
[00:51] Grand-R: ....A right bastard. *nods*
[00:51] Jehan: Wait, I'll think of something original...
[00:51] Courfeyrac: ...Unpersonable or impersonable or -- yes. That's a good way to put it.
[00:51] Jehan: Im....im....yes.
[00:51] Jehan: .......He's a sadist.
[00:52] Courfeyrac: ...Stingy miser who can't even get his trousers up.
[00:52] Grand-R: ....*snickers*
[00:52] Jehan: ........His....his....fly looked....um, zipped. Well, actually -- was it?
[00:52] Courfeyrac: ...
[00:52] Grand-R: .....
[00:52] Courfeyrac: Good cake, this.
[00:52] Jehan: ....I didn't look, really.
[00:52] Jehan: ...Yes!
[00:52] Grand-R: Why would I even want to look?
[00:52] Jehan: ..Oh, I thought -- someone noticed.
[00:52] Grand-R: *looks disgusted*
[00:53] Courfeyrac: ...There's nothing much to look out for, down there...
[00:53] Jehan: No, I suppose it's bad manners.
[00:53] Courfeyrac: ...Or no endowment.
[00:53] Jehan: ......He was wearing trousers...!
[00:53] Grand-R: .....*looks even more disgusted*
[00:53] Courfeyrac: .......Thankfully.
[00:53] Grand-R: Jehan, do you want to blind me?
[00:54] Jehan: ........No! ...I mean -- what...?
[00:54] Grand-R: -- The mental pictures are terrifying.
[00:54] Jehan: Oh! Let's think of something else!
[00:54] Courfeyrac: ...Cake.
[00:54] Jehan: .....Um, yes!
[00:54] Jehan: And.... i've missed you both very much.
[00:54] Grand-R: Good cake!
[00:54] Courfeyrac: Good cake, good riddance. Missed you too, dear.
[00:55] Jehan: *smiles* Very much. But, um....let's see.... I like vanilla flavored things. Almost as much as chocolate.
[00:55] Courfeyrac: ...I like chocolate flavoured things as much as vanilla -- this conversation is going nowhere.
[00:56] Jehan: ...No, I suppose not.... I am not good at this conversation.
[00:56] Crowley: *reads from a Snapple cap* If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
[00:57] Jehan: ........Oh, the poor things...
[00:57] Jehan: It's like losing touch with sunlight.
[00:57] Jehan: Well -- I guess it is, literally.
[00:57] Crowley: Sounds like an experiment! >:D
[00:57] Jehan: .....Oh, please don't -- ! They like the sun.
[00:58] Crowley: *didn't mean to kill the conversation even -more-*
[00:59] Jehan: ......I love animals...
[00:59] Jehan: .....Oh, failure.
[00:59] Grand-R: Fish can be tasty. Not Mlle. Fish. But y'know--fish.
[00:59] Grand-R: Oysters. too.
[00:59] Courfeyrac: ......Don't bring her into this. She is a brave soul.
[00:59] Jehan: I was going to say I loved fish, but that would make too many jokes.
[00:59] Jehan: Oh, well.
[00:59] Courfeyrac: ...It would. And most of them would be bad jokes.
[00:59] Jehan: I do love fish.
[00:59] Jehan: Yes.
[00:59] Courfeyrac: *MAKES BAD JOKES*
[00:59] Grand-R: Marius: *does something IC*
[00:59] Courfeyrac: *MARVELS*
[01:00] Jehan: *watches as Marius tries to blow himself up*
[01:00] Courfeyrac: *...MARVELS*
[01:00] Jehan: .....*or not, haha, does something IC, too*
[01:00] Crowley: *...HELPS*
[01:00] Jehan: *
[01:00] Jehan: .........
[01:00] Grand-R: Marius: ..........
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[01:00] Jehan: No, wait, wait...
[01:00] Jehan: Hallo...!
[01:00] Courfeyrac: ......
[01:00] Courfeyrac: OMG APHRODITE.
[01:00] Grand-R: Marius: *was GOING to fret about his boots, or something*
[01:00] Grand-R: Marius: Hallo, Lady.
[01:00] Jehan: Mlle. Aphrodite! Don't let people blow themselves up...!
[01:00] Aphrodite: Why are people blowing themselves up?
[01:00] Courfeyrac: Or at least, let them do it for a better cause than being IC --
[01:00] Jehan: ...Marius -- os...
[01:01] Jehan: is*
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: ...I am?
[01:01] Jehan: ...............Yes, true...
[01:01] Jehan: .........I really don't know.
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: .........Me neither.
[01:01] Courfeyrac: ...I do!
[01:01] Courfeyrac: But it's a secret between me and God.
[01:01] Aphrodite: ...Frenchmen.
[01:01] Jehan: Oh, how lovely!
[01:01] Jehan: Yes, hallo!!
[01:01] Crowley: Did you write the book on you, 'Rac?
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: M. Lockhart says we're ugly.
[01:01] Courfeyrac: Hugo wrote the book on me, but he's a liar.
[01:01] Grand-R: Marius: ...M. Lockhart is also an idiot.
[01:02] Courfeyrac: ...He's also gay.
[01:02] Aphrodite: Aw, but he's so hot.
[01:02] Grand-R: R: *waves an AA flag -- except not*
[01:02] Jehan: ......*makes a weird sound* ....Hot..?
[01:02] Grand-R: *wait, doesn't need the R*
[01:02] Aphrodite: Um, yeah.
[01:02] Grand-R: Marius: *looks disgusted* He's -- /daft/.
[01:02] Aphrodite: ...so?
[01:03] Grand-R: Marius: ...He thought I had a makeover done!
[01:03] Courfeyrac: ...
[01:03] Courfeyrac: And you didn't?
[01:03] Aphrodite: ...yeah, don't you, like, curl your hair and stuff?
[01:03] Grand-R: Marius: ..No!
[01:03] Courfeyrac: ...No?
[01:03] Grand-R: Marius: No, I don't!
[01:03] Aphrodite: ...oh. Woah.
[01:03] Jehan: *is going to act IC from now on* ...It's quite fashionable!
[01:04] Grand-R: [Ferre: It is! :D *apparently, picked that up from Sam!Ferre*]
[01:04] Aphrodite: *fluffs Marius's hair* Yeah, well. *...fluffs everyone else's hair, while she's at it*
[01:04] Courfeyrac: ......*combs it down*
[01:04] Grand-R: Marius: ....*fluffed*
[01:04] Jehan: Oh -- *keeps hair disheveled, haha*
[01:04] Crowley: ... *glares*
[01:04] Aphrodite: *giggles* He's like a little sheep.
[01:04] Grand-R: Marius: I am not!
[01:05] Aphrodite: *flaps her hands* So you're the sheepy Frenchman, he-- *points to Jehan* --is the pansy Frenchman...
[01:05] Jehan: ......................
[01:05] Aphrodite: And he's the drunken Frenchman. *to Grantaire, duh*
[01:05] Grand-R: *grins*
[01:05] Jehan: ...................*is a bit wounded*
[01:05] Courfeyrac: ............
[01:05] Aphrodite: Because really. I can't be bothered to remember mortal names.
[01:05] Courfeyrac: (XDD)
[01:06] Grand-R: Marius: *looks offended*
[01:06] Aphrodite: So, those are your new names! ...what were we talking about?
[01:07] Grand-R: Marius: ....*still offended* *but figures, hey, why not ask Dite* -- Lady?
[01:07] Aphrodite: ...sheepy Frenchman?
[01:07] Courfeyrac: ...Waaait, I need a name --
[01:07] Courfeyrac: ...Wait, I don't.
[01:07] Aphrodite: Oh. You're skanky Frenchman.