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so chelseas dad was a little tipsy HA and he gave deanna chels and I a talk, and for those of you who don't read my AIM prof..here it is:
Mr. D: Guys will want to do you and that's the law. Here are the rules!
1. be afraid
2. if you don't think you're sexy, you're wrong
3. you're all do-able
4. Not until you're as drunk as I am
5. Your job as a girl (mrs d: take your pants off! just a lil bit!) be afraid.
6. You're in charge
7. Guys like me...wouldn't have been there
8. I can kick your ass (mrs d: graham shut the fuck up)
9. I worry
10. Aruba is not funny
11. And then they give you that poison
12. I don't want you guys going to Aruba
13. In high school I was afraid of people like you
14. spanish fly is poison
15. don't trust guys
16. guys want to get laid and that's it
17. gay guys will dance all night long
18. there are no rules but be afraid
19. don't trust guys
20. they'll knock you up in a heartbeat
21. don't be stupid
22. call me if you need a ride home
23. don't trust college students
24. by a show of hands...how many of you have done cocaine?
25. y'all have a problem you come to me
26. damn straight
27.(points at me) he knows about your smile
28. mickey will kick ass for you!
i love that guy, i'm callin him up when i turn 21. wooot
and claire decided my new name was flavor
flavor elizabeth marie argast...i guess deirdre wasn't orignal enough for the king of spain...i love her and heracio!
Mr. D: Guys will want to do you and that's the law. Here are the rules!
1. be afraid
2. if you don't think you're sexy, you're wrong
3. you're all do-able
4. Not until you're as drunk as I am
5. Your job as a girl (mrs d: take your pants off! just a lil bit!) be afraid.
6. You're in charge
7. Guys like me...wouldn't have been there
8. I can kick your ass (mrs d: graham shut the fuck up)
9. I worry
10. Aruba is not funny
11. And then they give you that poison
12. I don't want you guys going to Aruba
13. In high school I was afraid of people like you
14. spanish fly is poison
15. don't trust guys
16. guys want to get laid and that's it
17. gay guys will dance all night long
18. there are no rules but be afraid
19. don't trust guys
20. they'll knock you up in a heartbeat
21. don't be stupid
22. call me if you need a ride home
23. don't trust college students
24. by a show of hands...how many of you have done cocaine?
25. y'all have a problem you come to me
26. damn straight
27.(points at me) he knows about your smile
28. mickey will kick ass for you!
i love that guy, i'm callin him up when i turn 21. wooot
and claire decided my new name was flavor
flavor elizabeth marie argast...i guess deirdre wasn't orignal enough for the king of spain...i love her and heracio!