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if i were a month, i'd be SEPTEMBER
if i were a day of the week, i'd be SATURDAY
if i were a time of the day, i'd be 12 AM
if i were a planet, i'd be SATURN
if i were a sea animal, i'd be a A VERY SMALL COLOURFUL FISH
if i were a direction, i'd be EAST
if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be a BED
if i were a liquid, i'd be WATER
if i were a tree, i'd be an EVERGREEN
if i were a flower, i'd be a ROSE
if i were a kind of weather, i'd be SUNSHINE
if i were a musical instrument, i'd be A VIOLIN
if i were a color, i'd be PINK
if i were an emotion, i'd be LOVE
if i were a fruit, i'd be a STRAWBERRY
if i were a sound, i'd be SOUND OF WATER
if i were an element, i'd be WATER
if i were a car, i'd be a LITTLE PINK BEETLE
if i were a food, i'd be CAKE
if i were a place, i'd be SOMEWHERE WARM
if i were a taste, i'd be SWEET
if i were a scent, i'd be VIOLIN
if i were an object, i'd be a DUCK-FEATHERED BLANKET
if i were a body part, i'd be an EYE
if i were an expression, i'd be :D
if i were a song, i'd be PAPARAZZI - LADY GAGA